Work colleagues

[Boghead ranter 6,228]

My place has what used to be a water feature running through it (One of those water-slithers-down-the surface things, then the water meandered through a wee burn before being recycled.  When the pump went kaput, the cost of fixing it was deemed too much, so it was left empty.

A few weeks ago, the trench used as the burn was filled in with that slate/gravel stuff that people use in their gardens.  

Annoyance #1 - some arsehole colleague has raised a complaint that the bits of slate are all dusty, and would have looked better if they had been rinsed first, before being put in.

Even bigger annoyance #2 - some other arsehole took this complaint seriously, so our facilities guy has had to remove all the slate stuff to outside, is having to hose it down, and then cart it all back inside again and re-place it back into the trench.

f**k sake, who's got time for that shit?

[LinkinFighter 2,501]

I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before.

[itzdrk 7,512]

Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles.  Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted 

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Edited August 16, 2017 by itzdrk

[Buzz Killington 186]

One of my colleagues outed himself as a cold toast eating beast yesterday.

[JamboMikey 3,150]

2 minutes ago, Buzz Killington said:

One of my colleagues outed himself as a cold toast eating beast yesterday.

Girl in my work brings toast she's made at home, wrapped in tinfoil.

Maybe the Rothschild lassie could use it to make a hat with.

Edited August 16, 2017 by JamboMikey

[irvine_buddie 467]

1 hour ago, itzdrk said:

Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles.  Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted 

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That's a trip hazard on top of fire hazard and being a fucking cretin hazard.

[irvine_buddie 467]

1 hour ago, LinkinFighter said:

I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before.

I do this as I have a habit of making a coffee then sitting it down and someone inconsiderably starts talking about work to me and it goes cold.

[itzdrk 7,512]

19 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said:

That's a trip hazard on top of fire hazard and being a fucking cretin hazard.

Aye, selfish fat c**t. 

[Robin.Hood 5,356]

c***s

[killie_lad 1,255]

I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before.

Someone in my work did this exact thing the other day, first time I'd ever seen such an abhorrence. I did challenge her on it and she seemed confused as if that is something a normal person would do

 

 

 

[Jmothecat2 814]

Bint in the kitchen at work "warming" her mug, the f**k is this?
She's put he boiling water from the urn in the mug, about half way, then left it sat (in my way) "to warm". Is she a roaster? Am I the roaster for thinking this is totally mental?!

I did that when I worked in a cafe as we were told it helps the crema settle at the top of the espresso and therefore makes a nicer cup of coffee. I couldn't tell the difference but most nice coffee places do either that or leave the mugs on a cup warmer (the top of espresso machines are designed to keep mugs sat on top of them warm). Wouldn't ever bother doing it for a cup of tea or coffee for myself though.

[Jmothecat2 814]

Weird lassie in my work that says nothing for days but then hits out with conspiracy theories about Israel running Hollywood and the global news. Stuff about the Rothschilds a lot as well.
Strange.
Probably be the only one out of all of us who is spared when the shape shifting, lizard men reveal themselves.

A few months ago a colleague asked me how Hitler died. I told him and then another one in the conversation said 'well, that's what they want you to believe, Hitler is probably still alive.'

I burst out laughing, assuming he was joking, and said 'aye, the 128 year old Hitler is currently on the run.' Turns out he wasn't joking.

[NorthernJambo 1,715]

I did that when I worked in a cafe as we were told it helps the crema settle at the top of the espresso and therefore makes a nicer cup of coffee. I couldn't tell the difference but most nice coffee places do either that or leave the mugs on a cup warmer (the top of espresso machines are designed to keep mugs sat on top of them warm). Wouldn't ever bother doing it for a cup of tea or coffee for myself though.

Probably doesn't have much impact when we're chucking in the cheapest, shitest instant stuff as well

[nsr 2,902]

Just been assigned to a new project working alongside two lasses in their late teens or early twenties, both blonde and could be twins. Genuinely couldn't tell them apart in the first meeting. When one of them mentioned the need for some penetration testing on the app we're developing, it took all of my self-control to keep a straight face. Proper civilised, me.

[Miguel Sanchez 9,319]

48 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

 

 

A few months ago a colleague asked me how Hitler died. I told him and then another one in the conversation said 'well, that's what they want you to believe, Hitler is probably still alive.'

I burst out laughing, assuming he was joking, and said 'aye, the 128 year old Hitler is currently on the run.' Turns out he wasn't joking.

 

 

[Miguel Sanchez 9,319]

Speaking of which, from the comments on that video:

The Jew Media...the ones with the Rothschild bankers who declared war on Germany first in 1933, are still villifying Addie, who only flipped the script on the Evil insane Rothschilds before they screwed him...They are the ones who want world domination not Germany...Germany sued for peace with England 6 times , even sending the Riechsmarshall Hess in a plane to discuss it, who was immediatly vilified by the Jewish Press LIAR media as a nut...When all he wanted was Peace....The Rothschilds never want peace because these addicted money Junkies cant make money with Peace...The biggest murderer in Europe was the JEW JOSIP STALIN who murdered 80 MILLION christians between 1929 and 1953 in the Gulags....but the Jew Media NEVER MENTIONS THIS....

[mizfit 2,412]

4 hours ago, itzdrk said:

Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles.  Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted 

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I smell a lawsuit here, Quick, trip over then demand to see HR.

[Miguel Sanchez 9,319]

Lassies - and it is always females - in my work regularly fight over the single electric heater we have. f**k off. If you're cold focus more on your work, there's enough shite around here without you deliberating over whether you can unplug your phone yet to make 5% of your body slightly hotter than it should be.

[54_and_counting 966]

6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

I've sat opposite an Indian guy for two years and I still haven't been able to decipher his accent yet, being forced down the smile and nod path all this time. Awkward as f***.

the minute you do decipher his accent i will pay you fifty quid everytime i need to phone virginmedia and let you speak to them

[54_and_counting 966]

3 hours ago, JamboMikey said:

Girl in my work brings toast she's made at home, wrapped in tinfoil.

Maybe the Rothschild lassie could use it to make a hat with.

thats wrong, fucking hell thats so wrong