Boghead ranter 6,228 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 My place has what used to be a water feature running through it (One of those water-slithers-down-the surface things, then the water meandered through a wee burn before being recycled. When the pump went kaput, the cost of fixing it was deemed too much, so it was left empty. A few weeks ago, the trench used as the burn was filled in with that slate/gravel stuff that people use in their gardens. Annoyance #1 - some arsehole colleague has raised a complaint that the bits of slate are all dusty, and would have looked better if they had been rinsed first, before being put in. Even bigger annoyance #2 - some other arsehole took this complaint seriously, so our facilities guy has had to remove all the slate stuff to outside, is having to hose it down, and then cart it all back inside again and re-place it back into the trench. f**k sake, who's got time for that shit? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LinkinFighter 2,501 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itzdrk 7,512 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 (edited) Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles. Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted Spoiler Edited August 16, 2017 by itzdrk 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buzz Killington 186 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 One of my colleagues outed himself as a cold toast eating beast yesterday. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamboMikey 3,150 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Buzz Killington said: One of my colleagues outed himself as a cold toast eating beast yesterday. Girl in my work brings toast she's made at home, wrapped in tinfoil. Maybe the Rothschild lassie could use it to make a hat with. Edited August 16, 2017 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irvine_buddie 467 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 1 hour ago, itzdrk said: Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles. Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted Reveal hidden contents That's a trip hazard on top of fire hazard and being a fucking cretin hazard. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irvine_buddie 467 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 1 hour ago, LinkinFighter said: I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before. I do this as I have a habit of making a coffee then sitting it down and someone inconsiderably starts talking about work to me and it goes cold. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itzdrk 7,512 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said: That's a trip hazard on top of fire hazard and being a fucking cretin hazard. Aye, selfish fat c**t. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robin.Hood 5,356 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 c***s 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killie_lad 1,255 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 I've seen people reheating coffee in the microwave before. Someone in my work did this exact thing the other day, first time I'd ever seen such an abhorrence. I did challenge her on it and she seemed confused as if that is something a normal person would do 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jmothecat2 814 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Bint in the kitchen at work "warming" her mug, the f**k is this? She's put he boiling water from the urn in the mug, about half way, then left it sat (in my way) "to warm". Is she a roaster? Am I the roaster for thinking this is totally mental?! I did that when I worked in a cafe as we were told it helps the crema settle at the top of the espresso and therefore makes a nicer cup of coffee. I couldn't tell the difference but most nice coffee places do either that or leave the mugs on a cup warmer (the top of espresso machines are designed to keep mugs sat on top of them warm). Wouldn't ever bother doing it for a cup of tea or coffee for myself though. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jmothecat2 814 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Weird lassie in my work that says nothing for days but then hits out with conspiracy theories about Israel running Hollywood and the global news. Stuff about the Rothschilds a lot as well. Strange. Probably be the only one out of all of us who is spared when the shape shifting, lizard men reveal themselves. A few months ago a colleague asked me how Hitler died. I told him and then another one in the conversation said 'well, that's what they want you to believe, Hitler is probably still alive.'I burst out laughing, assuming he was joking, and said 'aye, the 128 year old Hitler is currently on the run.' Turns out he wasn't joking. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernJambo 1,715 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 I did that when I worked in a cafe as we were told it helps the crema settle at the top of the espresso and therefore makes a nicer cup of coffee. I couldn't tell the difference but most nice coffee places do either that or leave the mugs on a cup warmer (the top of espresso machines are designed to keep mugs sat on top of them warm). Wouldn't ever bother doing it for a cup of tea or coffee for myself though. Probably doesn't have much impact when we're chucking in the cheapest, shitest instant stuff as well 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsr 2,902 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Just been assigned to a new project working alongside two lasses in their late teens or early twenties, both blonde and could be twins. Genuinely couldn't tell them apart in the first meeting. When one of them mentioned the need for some penetration testing on the app we're developing, it took all of my self-control to keep a straight face. Proper civilised, me. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,319 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 48 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: A few months ago a colleague asked me how Hitler died. I told him and then another one in the conversation said 'well, that's what they want you to believe, Hitler is probably still alive.' I burst out laughing, assuming he was joking, and said 'aye, the 128 year old Hitler is currently on the run.' Turns out he wasn't joking. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,319 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Speaking of which, from the comments on that video: The Jew Media...the ones with the Rothschild bankers who declared war on Germany first in 1933, are still villifying Addie, who only flipped the script on the Evil insane Rothschilds before they screwed him...They are the ones who want world domination not Germany...Germany sued for peace with England 6 times , even sending the Riechsmarshall Hess in a plane to discuss it, who was immediatly vilified by the Jewish Press LIAR media as a nut...When all he wanted was Peace....The Rothschilds never want peace because these addicted money Junkies cant make money with Peace...The biggest murderer in Europe was the JEW JOSIP STALIN who murdered 80 MILLION christians between 1929 and 1953 in the Gulags....but the Jew Media NEVER MENTIONS THIS.... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mizfit 2,412 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 4 hours ago, itzdrk said: Folk using electric heaters in the summer are dangerous paedophiles. Some lassie uses two (!!!) and forgot to turn them off recently, one of the computers melted Hide contents I smell a lawsuit here, Quick, trip over then demand to see HR. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,319 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Lassies - and it is always females - in my work regularly fight over the single electric heater we have. f**k off. If you're cold focus more on your work, there's enough shite around here without you deliberating over whether you can unplug your phone yet to make 5% of your body slightly hotter than it should be. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
54_and_counting 966 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've sat opposite an Indian guy for two years and I still haven't been able to decipher his accent yet, being forced down the smile and nod path all this time. Awkward as f***. the minute you do decipher his accent i will pay you fifty quid everytime i need to phone virginmedia and let you speak to them 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
54_and_counting 966 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 3 hours ago, JamboMikey said: Girl in my work brings toast she's made at home, wrapped in tinfoil. Maybe the Rothschild lassie could use it to make a hat with. thats wrong, fucking hell thats so wrong 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites