Derry Alli Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Xander Green said: How to motivate them to do everything in a row and efficiently? Get naked. Get erect. Place pink cowboy hat on head, take photo and supply to team. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 On 12/02/2021 at 16:55, Steve_Wilkos said: Some middle manager at my work has just posted a picture of himself in the buff, wearing a pink cowboy hat, with his erect, three-inch penis centre frame, into the general company Teams chat. I expect questions will be asked. Got to be an update on this by now? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Xander Green said: Guys, I need your advice. I work online and have several people under my supervision. What is the best way to monitor the work of subordinates online? How to motivate them to do everything in a row and efficiently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Guys, I need your advice. I work online and have several people under my supervision. What is the best way to monitor the work of subordinates online? How to motivate them to do everything in a row and efficiently?I’d take on all the work myself mate just to be sure it’s being done properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 23 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Get naked. Get erect. Place pink cowboy hat on head, take photo and supply to team. Which head? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Guys, I need your advice. I work online and have several people under my supervision. What is the best way to monitor the work of subordinates online? How to motivate them to do everything in a row and efficiently?Do you not have a set of metrics for task completion?Monitor that for a week and compare, then have a one to one chat on a Monday with all of them, let them know its being looked at by above your pay grade and that you will need to know if they have issues.Side note - Thank f**k I don't have to deal with that pish anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 5 hours ago, Xander Green said: Guys, I need your advice. I work online and have several people under my supervision. What is the best way to monitor the work of subordinates online? How to motivate them to do everything in a row and efficiently? f**k off Pep/Carnoustie Young Guvenor/multiple other tragic aliases 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: f**k off Pep/Carnoustie Young Guvenor/multiple other tragic aliases I was thinking more that we're likely to see a follow-up message: "hey guys, I've discovered this excellent employee management package that's had great reviews and has really helped me maximise my employee's productivity - you can find it at www.shiteyappz.com". 4 hours ago, coprolite said: Ask IT to remote access everyone's computers and switch their cameras on as well as allowing you to view their screens on demand. Tell them if they don't do things in a row and efficiently they'll be sacked. Make sure they respect the chain of command by using all available titles in your email sign off like this: Xander Green (Team Leader and Assistant to the Manager) Hiya Dwight, hiya pal! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 37 minutes ago, BFTD said: I was thinking more that we're likely to see a follow-up message: "hey guys, I've discovered this excellent employee management package that's had great reviews and has really helped me maximise my employee's productivity - you can find it at www.shiteyappz.com". Hiya Dwight, hiya pal! Yeah I was sure it was a spam bot about to promote something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: f**k off Pep/Carnoustie Young Guvenor/multiple other tragic aliases How do you work that out? I've always been white at spotting aliases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How do you work that out? I've always been white at spotting aliases. Just the shite tone and the way he writes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How do you work that out? I've always been white at spotting aliases. Can't see it being Pepp, he would have been all over the TA threads by now. Seems to be a forgetful bot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Just the shite tone and the way he writes. 3 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Can't see it being Pepp, he would have been all over the TA threads by now. Seems to be a forgetful bot. We'll soon find out of it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: We'll soon find out of it is. These interesting sub plots are what keep me logging on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: f**k off Pep/Carnoustie Young Guvenor/multiple other tragic aliases Well his IP address is dodgy that is for sure,comes back as Ukraine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Got to be an update on this by now? The update is that it never happened given the poster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, keithgy said: Well his IP address is dodgy that is for sure,comes back as Ukraine Hiya Vladimir, hiya pal. Edited February 15, 2021 by Perkin Flump Sleppign 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 37 minutes ago, keithgy said: Well his IP address is dodgy that is for sure,comes back as Ukraine Shit just got darker....previously I was imagining an insecure management drone, now all "monitoring online productivity" conjures up is an army of trafficked webcam girls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: Hiya Vladimir, hiya pal. I, for one, welcome our new Eastern masters on Novichok and Bovril 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 16 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How do you work that out? I've always been white at spotting aliases. ^^^^ Reported for racism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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