BFTD Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Oh you absolute beauty. Look at those refried beans and jack cheese. Disturbing lack of ground beef, but I'll go with seasoned chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 23 hours ago, Jack Burton said: On 18/12/2020 at 18:31, sparky88 said: Would you give any of them a D? Detention? I would have gone with disappointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: As requested Why has everyone turned up to work in their pyjamas? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 13 hours ago, PB1994 said: Why has everyone turned up to work in their pyjamas? 'Murica 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 37 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I've been working in my jammies all year tbh Spot the typo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I've been working in my jammies all year tbh 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Spot the typo. Wanking in his jammies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Wanking in his jammies? Better than doing it in someone else's, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Hmm. Niche... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Why has everyone turned up to work in their pyjamas?Because it was “pajama day” duh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Because it was “pajama day” duh! What if you sleep in the scud? Edited December 20, 2020 by parsforlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 They won't accept that as an excuse. Apparently. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 18/12/2020 at 09:55, NotThePars said: The senior business manager in our region sends out a Friday inspiration message every week with a quote at the end. Every time he comes to our office I try and pepper some Lenin quotes in but unfortunately he hasn’t taken the bait yet. Hoping for a “there are weeks where decades happen..” before the end of Covid. https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/2049624-mein-kampf fill your boots. i reckon you could get something like “Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.” if you attribute it to Dolly Parton or something 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 What if you sleep in the scud?I got sent home and telt to put some clothes on [emoji20] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I got sent home and telt to put some clothes on Discrimination these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 10:01, Raidernation said: As requested Someone was using their brain by bringing the 1lb container of salt in case it’s not salty enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Sensational drunken shitposting from upper management this morning, which essentially amounted to, "hey, we've decided to finish early, so we're done for the holidays as of now. You cuntos can finish an hour early, on the understanding that you stay late to disinfect the premises nobody will be in for a month, from the virus that dies after three days. Oh, and we've decided to give you all a pay raise so miniscule that we'll have to increase it when minimum wage goes up in April, so we're literally going say you should be thankful for how well we run this company. Best."Not one single f**k given. Remarkable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Not exactly work related but a colleague of mine has written (well, typed) a letter to a well known bus company to complain that her bus driver has had their shift changed and now has a different person at the wheel. Anytime I think I can't be surprised at the absurdity of this woman anymore, she comes up with something even stranger behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 What a joke my work are just now lads/lassies. Been furloughed other than a week or two failed experiment from March to December and now I'm a key worker. There's absolutely f**k all essential about the work I arrange (arrange for folk to go into folks houses essentially). Absolutely disgraceful, bad time for a job hunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, microdave said: Not exactly work related but a colleague of mine has written (well, typed) a letter to a well known bus company to complain that her bus driver has had their shift changed and now has a different person at the wheel. Anytime I think I can't be surprised at the absurdity of this woman anymore, she comes up with something even stranger behaviour. That is mental, what other shite has she done?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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