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8 hours ago, nsr said:

Today I witnessed one of the younger males in our office stripping down to his underwear while getting changed from his cycling kit into his work clobber. He was doing this outside the gents' toilets. I have no idea why he didn't go inside. None of them were occupied.

Would you have complained if it had been one of the younger females?

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54 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I forgot to make my lunch before coming in today so am going to have to go out for it.  What is the consensus from P&B on what I should go for?  I work in glorious Livingston, the culinary capital of the world.

Mari Blu chippy in Deans.

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There was someone on here who famously bought snacks from Lidl before games at Almondvale.
RandomGuy. Mini-rolls.

I have total recall when it comes to food. Still bitter I never got to try them.

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1 hour ago, GordonD said:

Would you have complained if it had been one of the younger females?

Are you assuming his sexuality?

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There was someone on here who famously bought snacks from Lidl before games at Almondvale.
Don't blame him. You ever had a pie at livi's ground??

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Guy at my work used to eat tuna.

Every day, literally for a year and a half.

”It’s just fuel, eh Poet?”

Edited by Poet of the Macabre

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4 hours ago, Rugster said:

Me too. The problem is I inevitably have it eaten by 11am. 

Pfft. I’m lucky if a make it past half 10.

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4 hours ago, Rugster said:

Me too. The problem is I inevitably have it eaten by 11am. 

This is my problem. Absolutely zero will power if my lunch is within touching distance. 

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This is my problem. Absolutely zero will power if my lunch is within touching distance. 
I used to leave it in my car if it was cold enough outside otherwise it'd be tanned by half 10

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20 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said:

Guy at my work used to eat tuna.

Every day, literally for a year and a half.

”It’s just fuel, eh Poet?”

I used to do that. I ended up in the doctors with pain in around my joints of my fingers, knees and writsts.

I was told to stop eating so much tuna. 

The pain subsided. 

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1 minute ago, Dele said:

I used to do that. I ended up in the doctors with pain in around my joints of my fingers, knees and writsts.

I was told to stop eating so much tuna. 

The pain subsided. 

Sounds fishy

Spoiler

get out GIF

 

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4 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said:

Thinking someone is a weirdo for not stuffing their face with fast food every day is weird.

No One said this though

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I worked with a guy who took sandwiches in every day and ate them in the toilet every lunchtime.

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Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning.

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Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning.


Good lad.

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I worked with a guy who took sandwiches in every day and ate them in the toilet every lunchtime.

Did he say why he ate in the bog?

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I also used to work in a place where a guy ate his lunch in one of the toilet cubicles. 

I would quite often wait a couple of minutes after he went in - just enough time for him to hunker down and unwrap his scranwiches - before going in myself and farting out a shite in the stall next door. 

Over the course of my employment there he must have ingested at least one whole shite of mine via airborne poo particles. 

Edited by Barry Ferguson's Hat

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9 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said:

Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning.

Maybe they are just taking precautions in case it's coronavirus.

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