AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Stop flirting with me. This is getting sent to HR. Annoyingly everyone in my current place of employment, including the North Glasgow mutant above, are quite reasonable people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daftjag Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Stop flirting with me. This is getting sent to HR. Annoyingly everyone in my current place of employment, including the North Glasgow mutant above, are quite reasonable people. it's true, we all use condoms whenever we're on shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 :/ I can only apologise for my colleague's behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daftjag Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 30 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: :/ I can only apologise for my colleague's behaviour If phil can do it you can too..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: I recall one place where you got a bollocking for arriving five minutes late but not if you phoned in to say you were working from home because of the weather. Some places are obsessed with what time did you start but don't give a shit about what you do after you get in. I worked with a guy, years ago, who was responsible for writing reports. The boss asked him to do a report that was urgent and really important and she had to have first thing the next morning. He stayed late, went home for a few hours then came back to finish the report. He emailed it to her just after midnight. Next morning he was about 20 minutes late and she absolutely bollocked him for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Madness.Prefer The Specials tbqhwy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Well this thread has taken an interesting twist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Well this thread has taken an interesting twist. Considering how many people post on P&B, the odds have to be that somebody works in gay porn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Did anyone else find that post completely incomprehensible? It took me more than 12 minutes to read. I think this means I'm going to get banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Persimmon home with 50cm between houses to technically qualify, built on land that was a field.Wormit by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 7 hours ago, oaksoft said: Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.. Detached house in the countryside, mortgage paid off, nice pension waiting for me. I won't let you down, I'll just take you up, up, up, Up into the business sky, And you'll feeeel, feel like you're making love, Making love in a Turkish phone booth, (making love in a Turkish phone booth)... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This won't get the praise it deserves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 51 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Considering how many people post on P&B, the odds have to be that somebody works in gay porn. It's you, isn't it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Just now, Shotgun said: It's you, isn't it. I'm open to offers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Did anyone else find that post completely incomprehensible? I especially liked the "and you could almost guess what happened next". Apparently nothing to do with a walrus, a giraffe and a chimpanzee so my guess was obviously wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: I wonder if Oaksoft has any forms of wealth that can't be measured in financial value. People who love him? Friends? Happy memories? Passions? Etc I wonder if he isn't sittin in his maw's spare bedroom, chuggin himself silly at the thought he's winding folk up on the web. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Considering how many people post on P&B, the odds have to be that somebody works in gay porn.It's more of a vocation for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Odds are there are gay people posting on here, which is something I never thought of before. I wonder if we don't know they are gay because sexuality just never comes up, or if it has come up and they have chosen not to post it because they were unsure about sharing that fact on here. I am quite interested to know now, actually, just to confirm that new perspective on P&B, but it's going to look a bit weird if I start a poll, "Are you gay?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Odds are there are gay people posting on here, which is something I never thought of before. I wonder if we don't know they are gay because sexuality just never comes up, or if it has come up and they have chosen not to post it because they were unsure about sharing that fact on here. I am quite interested to know now, actually, just to confirm that new perspective on P&B, but it's going to look a bit weird if I start a poll, "Are you gay?".There’s definitely some openly gay posters. I’ve never seen them get any stick because their sexuality and I’m sure I wouldn’t be alone in calling it out if it were to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm open to offers. You on top or the other way round? (Asking for a friend. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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