Work colleagues

[nsr 2,904]

On 26/12/2019 at 17:26, oaksoft said:

If I was the manager of that group it would be getting sorted out on the first day back and at least one person would be polishing their CV.

Is your CV engraved on a metal plate or something?

[Melanius Mullarkey 23,527]

6 minutes ago, nsr said:

Is your CV engraved on a metal plate or something?

Probably written on a turd, making it a bit difficult.

[FalkirkBairn93 252]

Probably written on a turd, making it a bit difficult.

Don’t mock, it’s all we had to write on in grangemouth...

[Melanius Mullarkey 23,527]

16 hours ago, johnnydun said:

You mean Brenda in reception?

Wid

16 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Wid

[oaksoft 400]

On 28/12/2019 at 15:11, MixuFixit said:

There's no point spelling out what the Armstrongs allegorise regarding your singular view of employment and business in general, as you'll just relapse into "I've no idea what that word salad was".

Jesus. If you ever fancy posting this in English let me know.

[oaksoft 400]

4 hours ago, nsr said:

Is your CV engraved on a metal plate or something?

Why would I have a CV? You're not keeping up are you?

[oaksoft 400]

 

21 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said:

 

Plenty out there, although if they had sense they would work for someone else. But going by probability that you don’t own your own business, either that you count your hand as your employee...and call your weak hand your sub contractor you absolute w****r

 

Oh great. Another miserable bugger full of self loathing chucking personal insults. Does this sort of thing make you people feel better? Really?

[Day of the Lords 14,013]

6 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

 

Oh great. Another miserable bugger full of self loathing chucking personal insults. Does this sort of thing make you people feel better? Really?

 

23 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

you should try it once in a while you miserable, whiny b*****d.

You really are a hopelessly stupid c**t. 

[Dosser-fae-the-shire 487]

 
Oh great. Another miserable bugger full of self loathing chucking personal insults. Does this sort of thing make you people feel better? Really?

You are an absolute c**t.

[Pato 12,748]

Jesus. If you ever fancy posting this in English let me know.

Quod erat demonstrandum

[FalkirkBairn93 252]

 
Oh great. Another miserable bugger full of self loathing chucking personal insults. Does this sort of thing make you people feel better? Really?

Actually though it was quite a good pun...

[nsr 2,904]

4 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Why would I have a CV? You're not keeping up are you?

Are you unemployed? Sorry, I didn't realise.

[ICTChris 11,906]

A couple of guys were playing a quiz game on one of the screens in our office today, as it's the relatively quiet Christmas period and a guy came over and asked them to stop as "some of us are trying to do work".  When they didn't turn it off completely he shouted over "COME ON" from his desk.  

The guy who complained is my colleague who I may have mentioned on here before.  He comes in at 6am and works until about 7pm, never takes holidays, doesn't claim travel expenses.  He's a deeply odd individual, unmarried, lives alone, has no mates or any real hobbies.  

[Melanius Mullarkey 23,527]

23 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

A couple of guys were playing a quiz game on one of the screens in our office today, as it's the relatively quiet Christmas period and a guy came over and asked them to stop as "some of us are trying to do work".  When they didn't turn it off completely he shouted over "COME ON" from his desk.  

The guy who complained is my colleague who I may have mentioned on here before.  He comes in at 6am and works until about 7pm, never takes holidays, doesn't claim travel expenses.  He's a deeply odd individual, unmarried, lives alone, has no mates or any real hobbies.  

I think you work with oaksoft, m9

[DiegoDiego 1,746]

I think you work with oaksoft, m9

One works for Oaksoft, not with him.

[Grant228 3,015]

On 27/12/2019 at 19:40, Busta Nut said:

For a bit of background here. Everyone is fine with it and took the wind up as it was intended. 

Apart from the girl in question, and the bloke on WhatsApp who evidently think you're a bit of a belter. 

 

Working in an office sounds absolutely shite. 

[Busta Nut 3,341]

you'd make a great journalist.

[ICTChris 11,906]

Regarding the feedback, I didn’t give the guy any response and didn’t hear any more of it. Spoke to my manager about it and he said that I’d done the right thing.

We will see what the New Year brings with him. I might be being sent to work with him in person for a couple of days. Looking forward to keeping this thread updated.

[Jacksgranda 11,828]

4 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I think you work with oaksoft, m9

One works for Oaksoft, not with him.

I thought he had more employees than that...

[Melanius Mullarkey 23,527]

12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

I thought he had more employees than that...

Pam and her 5 sisters definitely on his books.