Dee Man Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: My disaster of a colleague has handed in her notice. After numerous gentle reminders about her personal hygiene (i.e. stench) her boss had to tell her a bit more forcefully and that "It isn't body odour, maybe you have a problem with your vagina." 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Is her boss a woman? Well the owner is but she didn't want to have to tell her, so she got her immediate boss to say it. This still doesn't answer whether it was a man or woman who told her she may have a fishy flange. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Could easily put this in the Heebie Jeebies thread, but my other half was telling me of a girl (Aberdonian) who forced a desk move from near the window to the middle of the office because she "finds the wind disconcerting" and doesn't like sunlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 This still doesn't answer whether it was a man or woman who told her she may have a fishy flange. Sorry, it was a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: This still doesn't answer whether it was a man or woman who told her she may have a fishy flange. Sorry, it was a man. So the female owner assumed your colleague had a stinkin' fanny, and got a guy to tell her?!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: This still doesn't answer whether it was a man or woman who told her she may have a fishy flange. Sorry, it was a man. So the female owner assumed your colleague had a stinkin' fanny, and got a guy to tell her?!?! Wow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 There was a wifey on the BBC with a metabolic condition that makes her smell of fish. Might be that? On an unrelated note, what's the issue with going to lidl for snacks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 09:57, Florentine_Pogen said: I’ll hazard that semen was deposited by a big fückin’ spider that lives above the ceiling tiles.....the rare Scottish wanking spider (arachno.onanismus.scotii) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Adam said: I tend to make a few days lunches for the week on a Sunday when I'm already in the kitchen cooking dinner. This week it was salad with poached salmon fillets. I also bought an omelette maker in Aldi at the weekend and have been making one to bring in for breakfast about 10am. A minute in the microwave and it's ready. I do like to go out once a week or so for lunch, but could never justify the cost every day. Even a meal deal from Tesco every day would set you back £60 every month. Can make lunches that are much better and more filling for less than half that. your lunch sounds fucking amazing tbh, wish I had stuff like that more often but I've gotten into a bit of a bad routine due to my current shift patterns (10:30AM til 07:00PM at night mon - fri). Factoring in travel time, time spent out walking the dog, showering etc. there's really not a lot left in my day so it's just too tempting to either pick something up from a takeaway or if I'm feeling adventurous, fling something in the oven for a bit. Not got that excuse at the weekend tbf so should maybe make more of an effort when the time is available. Unironically having a wee look at little cooking classes online for inspiration since it's something I'd like to get on top of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: This still doesn't answer whether it was a man or woman who told her she may have a fishy flange. DiegoDiego may well be a woman - they answered a question they weren't asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: your lunch sounds fucking amazing tbh, wish I had stuff like that more often but I've gotten into a bit of a bad routine due to my current shift patterns (10:30AM til 07:00PM at night mon - fri). Factoring in travel time, time spent out walking the dog, showering etc. there's really not a lot left in my day so it's just too tempting to either pick something up from a takeaway or if I'm feeling adventurous, fling something in the oven for a bit. Not got that excuse at the weekend tbf so should maybe make more of an effort when the time is available. Unironically having a wee look at little cooking classes online for inspiration since it's something I'd like to get on top of. If she wasn't hot beforehand, she certainly will be after... Edited January 30, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: So the female owner assumed your colleague had a stinkin' fanny, and got a guy to tell her?!?! They should have put a collection together and bought her a douchebag. And maybe a bottle of Prosecco. Edited January 30, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 They should have put a collection together and bought her a douchebag. And maybe a bottle of Prosecco. Seeing as we're in the heart of prosecco country they gave her a bottle for Christmas, despite the fact she's Muslim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: 28 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They should have put a collection together and bought her a douchebag. And maybe a bottle of Prosecco. Seeing as we're in the heart of prosecco country they gave her a bottle for Christmas, despite the fact she's Muslim. Allah probably gave her fanny stench as punishment for drinking it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 35 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They should have put a collection together and bought her a douchebag. And maybe a bottle of Prosecco. Seeing as we're in the heart of prosecco country they gave her a bottle for Christmas, despite the fact she's Muslim. Smelly fanny Muslim being given alcohol and then feeling forced to resign is an HR/tribunal can of worms I'm glad I don't have to open. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Used to work with a lassie (a def wid) who’s fanny absolutely stank when she was on the rag. You could smell it from a few feet away. Everyone noticed it but always wondered how you’d approach that type of issue as a manager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Used to work with a lassie (a def wid) who’s fanny absolutely stank when she was on the rag. You could smell it from a few feet away. Everyone noticed it but always wondered how you’d approach that type of issue as a manager. Tell her everyone has noticed and they're all talking about her when she's not there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Could easily put this in the Heebie Jeebies thread, but my other half was telling me of a girl (Aberdonian) who forced a desk move from near the window to the middle of the office because she "finds the wind disconcerting" and doesn't like sunlight. Well, the good news is she won't turn to dust or burst into flames. The bad news is the vampire is now in the middle of the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Could easily put this in the Heebie Jeebies thread, but my other half was telling me of a girl (Aberdonian) who forced a desk move from near the window to the middle of the office because she "finds the wind disconcerting" and doesn't like sunlight. We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, microdave said: 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Could easily put this in the Heebie Jeebies thread, but my other half was telling me of a girl (Aberdonian) who forced a desk move from near the window to the middle of the office because she "finds the wind disconcerting" and doesn't like sunlight. We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman. She's soon be complaining it's too hot whilst wearing a fleece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Getting annoyed with a couple of boys who think shouting things then laughing at their own jokes = being funny. Seems to go down well with the others but I usually just feel like I'm somewhere in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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