Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Shower of greedy b*****ds [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Guy at my work used to eat tuna. Every day, literally for a year and a half. ”It’s just fuel, eh Poet?” I used to do that. I ended up in the doctors with pain in around my joints of my fingers, knees and writsts. I was told to stop eating so much tuna. The pain subsided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Dele said: I used to do that. I ended up in the doctors with pain in around my joints of my fingers, knees and writsts. I was told to stop eating so much tuna. The pain subsided. Sounds fishy Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Are you assuming his sexuality? Lololololol what a p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Thinking someone is a weirdo for not stuffing their face with fast food every day is weird. No One said this though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I worked with a guy who took sandwiches in every day and ate them in the toilet every lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning. Good lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I worked with a guy who took sandwiches in every day and ate them in the toilet every lunchtime. Did he say why he ate in the bog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) I also used to work in a place where a guy ate his lunch in one of the toilet cubicles. I would quite often wait a couple of minutes after he went in - just enough time for him to hunker down and unwrap his scranwiches - before going in myself and farting out a shite in the stall next door. Over the course of my employment there he must have ingested at least one whole shite of mine via airborne poo particles. Edited January 30, 2020 by Barry Ferguson's Hat 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 9 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Well tonight I was “let go” via a phone call due to me taking my second sick day, flu, in my 9 month tenure at my employment...fair to say I’m straight to the union in the morning. Maybe they are just taking precautions in case it's coronavirus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 13 hours ago, Rugster said: Are you assuming his sexuality? Are you assuming nsr is male? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: Are you assuming nsr is male? Played 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I tend to make a few days lunches for the week on a Sunday when I'm already in the kitchen cooking dinner. This week it was salad with poached salmon fillets. I also bought an omelette maker in Aldi at the weekend and have been making one to bring in for breakfast about 10am. A minute in the microwave and it's ready. I do like to go out once a week or so for lunch, but could never justify the cost every day. Even a meal deal from Tesco every day would set you back £60 every month. Can make lunches that are much better and more filling for less than half that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 My disaster of a colleague has handed in her notice. After numerous gentle reminders about her personal hygiene (i.e. stench) her boss had to tell her a bit more forcefully and that "It isn't body odour, maybe you have a problem with your vagina."Continuing from her doctrine that all domestic abuse victims are probably the sort who deserve it, she today has said celebrities never rape people and it's all daft wee lassies looking for attention and money.Also, Michael Jackson is still alive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: My disaster of a colleague has handed in her notice. After numerous gentle reminders about her personal hygiene (i.e. stench) her boss had to tell her a bit more forcefully and that "It isn't body odour, maybe you have a problem with your vagina." Continuing from her doctrine that all domestic abuse victims are probably the sort who deserve it, she today has said celebrities never rape people and it's all daft wee lassies looking for attention and money. Also, Michael Jackson is still alive. Is her boss a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Is her boss a woman?Well the owner is but she didn't want to have to tell her, so she got her immediate boss to say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 39 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Also, Michael Jackson is still alive. I'm with her on that one, the c**t keeps posting on twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Another less than impressive moment from the young male I encountered in his skegs in the cloakroom. I told him that tomorrow because of Brexit all of the non-British Europeans working the office (we have a French girl, a Polish lad and a Spanish lad) will be forcibly removed from the building and told never to come back. He was horrified. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, nsr said: Another less than impressive moment from the young male I encountered in his skegs in the cloakroom. I told him that tomorrow because of Brexit all of the non-British Europeans working the office (we have a French girl, a Polish lad and a Spanish lad) will be forcibly removed from the building and told never to come back. He was horrified. It's the will of the people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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