UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 It's hard to actually stop him doing it as we are all free to manage our own work / projects and set up meetings as needed. There's a degree of trust that everyone is fine with, except one.He must have a line manager or someone who can rectify this work avoidance methodology he is employing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 3 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: A new admin has started with us, her e-mails are pie bootingly auful, for example she sent some of the guys timesheets over to me this morning and it read: FYA KR W BHITP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, oaksoft said: How hard is it to tell this person No? Far be it for me to agree with a corpophiliac nut job like oaksoft, but he's got a point. Alhough he'd follow him to the toilet to tell him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 One of our managers just went off on holiday, and has seemingly spent the past two weeks having a very good time with a variety of different people and substances. She's best mates with the manager of another shop, so has been sending her texts about her exploits.She was a bit worse for wear when she returned and decided to sack off her first day back. Unfortunately, she decided to let her mate know, who then forwarded her last two weeks of texts to The Big Boss. She's now suspended pending investigation.WTF is wrong with people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, oaksoft said: How hard is it to tell this person No? They were told in no uncertain terms that we wouldn't be working on their work at 7pm. Generally we manage our own work and update a handover if we need other people to pick things up. It works well because we aren't liberty taking dicks. For the call this morning, he logged in from home after work yesterday and sent out an invite for an 8:30 call so no-one could tell him no as there was no-one about. That also meant no-one dialled into the call as they weren't aware of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Sometimes you browse the right threads in the right order to hit stellar content like this, deserves two greenies Corpophiliac and nut job are his most endearing qualities. No offence Oaky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I don't know what you are getting at Sarge and I've never been more glad to be whooshed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I don't know what you are getting at Sarge and I've never been more glad to be whooshed. I think oakshot just told you to pull him up for it. We digressed a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 One of our managers just went off on holiday, and has seemingly spent the past two weeks having a very good time with a variety of different people and substances. She's best mates with the manager of another shop, so has been sending her texts about her exploits.She was a bit worse for wear when she returned and decided to sack off her first day back. Unfortunately, she decided to let her mate know, who then forwarded her last two weeks of texts to The Big Boss. She's now suspended pending investigation.WTF is wrong with people?What is wrong with folk indeed? Grassing your “mate”. Out of order. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Any time middle management end up fighting like ferrets in a sack is good tbh.I’m not saying I’m not looking forward to hearing about the fall out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: What is wrong with folk indeed? Grassing your “mate”. Out of order. I don't understand what she's possibly gained out of that. Lost a friend she's supposedly been close with for years, our boss doesn't seem the type to be particularly impressed by that kind of shitebaggery, and she's thoroughly outed herself as OFTW with everybody else in the organisation. Someone we work with has never liked her, and his theory is that she just saw somebody's back exposed and stabbed it as a reflex. 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis. Alright, forget what I was saying. This requires more explanation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 43 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: One of our managers just went off on holiday, and has seemingly spent the past two weeks having a very good time with a variety of different people and substances. She's best mates with the manager of another shop, so has been sending her texts about her exploits. She was a bit worse for wear when she returned and decided to sack off her first day back. Unfortunately, she decided to let her mate know, who then forwarded her last two weeks of texts to The Big Boss. She's now suspended pending investigation. WTF is wrong with people? Being a grass is probably the worst thing a human can do. Worse that the stuff folk get actually locked up for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis. Was he the kind of guy who as a child used to run round the playground bragging "my dad's bigger than your dad"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, nsr said: Was he the kind of guy who as a child used to run round the playground bragging "my dad's bigger than your dad"? Aye, but this was before we knew morbid obesity was a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, NJ2 said: What is wrong with folk indeed? Grassing your “mate”. Out of order. This. If she keeps her job and gets a warning I hope she caves her 'best mates' head in with a claw hammer. If she gets sacked I'd settle for a vicious knife attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 This. If she keeps her job and gets a warning I hope she caves her 'best mates' head in with a claw hammer. If she gets sacked I'd settle for a vicious knife attack. If she gets sacked, she’s as well killing her tbf. Don’t need to pay rent in the jail. Always thinking. If she keeps her job, a simple shanking will suffice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis.Sure he wasnt just comparing his 6 inch to your foot long? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Being a grass is probably the worst thing a human can do. Worse that the stuff folk get actually locked up for. Calling Cards of Morons thread for this comment. Agreed that the grass in BigFatTabbyDave’s story seems to be a complete and utter cvnt. But say, for instance , you witnessed some poor old wifey getting mugged by some scrote that you knew.....would you regard yourself as worse than the mugger for grassing him to the cops ?.......or if you knew that someone who wasn’t actually involved was wrongly in the frame for it ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: ^^ grass found.... ^^Predictable arsehole found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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