coprolite Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Buzz Killington said: We have to decide today if we are going to our Xmas party on 20th December 2019. Sounds like a sensible date, but it will be a bugger to get booked in anywhere now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Some clarty b*****d has managed to stick half a dozen of their pubes to the wall directly underneath the down draft of the hand dryer in the gents. I cannot understand how this has happened. Drying their baws after washing them in the sink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Some clarty b*****d has managed to stick half a dozen of their pubes to the wall directly underneath the down draft of the hand dryer in the gents. I cannot understand how this has happened. Beardy man drying his face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Some clarty b*****d has managed to stick half a dozen of their pubes to the wall directly underneath the down draft of the hand dryer in the gents. I cannot understand how this has happened. Trimming his pubes with wet hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 49 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Some clarty b*****d has managed to stick half a dozen of their pubes to the wall directly underneath the down draft of the hand dryer in the gents. I cannot understand how this has happened. Jizz is sticky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 That's terrific patter tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Trimming his pubes with wet hands. He'd have done better using scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 This one's not a bam but actually one of the better ones at work. Young girl, 24 I think, who joined us about six months back. I sit next to her, have been supervising her work and supported her to get taken on for a 2 year scheme that will see her qualify as a solicitor. She's a sound c*nt, knows a lot about sport, good at her job, and excellent people skills. She's just got broken up with over the weekend with her boyfriend of 3 or 4 years and she's obviously not taking it well. She's just told me a couple minutes ago, as a friend, not in a work capacity. I just said I was sorry to hear that and told her all the best of us have been there. She doesn't want to talk about it or she'll get upset, which is understandable. I doubt P&B knows much about what 24 year lasses want but if anybody's got an idea of the best way I can be a friend to her, support her etc, that'd be grand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Incoming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: This one's not a bam but actually one of the better ones at work. Young girl, 24 I think, who joined us about six months back. I sit next to her, have been supervising her work and supported her to get taken on for a 2 year scheme that will see her qualify as a solicitor. She's a sound c*nt, knows a lot about sport, good at her job, and excellent people skills. She's just got broken up with over the weekend with her boyfriend of 3 or 4 years and she's obviously not taking it well. She's just told me a couple minutes ago, as a friend, not in a work capacity. I just said I was sorry to hear that and told her all the best of us have been there. She doesn't want to talk about it or she'll get upset, which is understandable. I doubt P&B knows much about what 24 year lasses want but if anybody's got an idea of the best way I can be a friend to her, support her etc, that'd be grand. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: This one's not a bam but actually one of the better ones at work. Young girl, 24 I think, who joined us about six months back. I sit next to her, have been supervising her work and supported her to get taken on for a 2 year scheme that will see her qualify as a solicitor. She's a sound c*nt, knows a lot about sport, good at her job, and excellent people skills. She's just got broken up with over the weekend with her boyfriend of 3 or 4 years and she's obviously not taking it well. She's just told me a couple minutes ago, as a friend, not in a work capacity. I just said I was sorry to hear that and told her all the best of us have been there. She doesn't want to talk about it or she'll get upset, which is understandable. I doubt P&B knows much about what 24 year lasses want but if anybody's got an idea of the best way I can be a friend to her, support her etc, that'd be grand. Get her pumped. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 This one's not a bam but actually one of the better ones at work. Young girl, 24 I think, who joined us about six months back. I sit next to her, have been supervising her work and supported her to get taken on for a 2 year scheme that will see her qualify as a solicitor. She's a sound c*nt, knows a lot about sport, good at her job, and excellent people skills. She's just got broken up with over the weekend with her boyfriend of 3 or 4 years and she's obviously not taking it well. She's just told me a couple minutes ago, as a friend, not in a work capacity. I just said I was sorry to hear that and told her all the best of us have been there. She doesn't want to talk about it or she'll get upset, which is understandable. I doubt P&B knows much about what 24 year lasses want but if anybody's got an idea of the best way I can be a friend to her, support her etc, that'd be grand. Margaret thatcher is feeling horny 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Margaret thatcher is feeling horny Cheers. Weans are crying. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Get her pumped. Pretty sure he's already in the friend zone if she's telling him stuff like that "as a friend". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 'Confidential' work survey today.Everything is super brilliant thanks for asking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 'Confidential' work survey today.Everything is super brilliant thanks for asking. Shitebag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 ShitebagNot worth the hassle. Really what good does it do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said: Not worth the hassle. Really what good does it do? Stop fucking moaning constantly then if you’re going to shite out of doing anything about it. Shitebag. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 'Confidential' work survey today.Everything is super brilliant thanks for asking. At my old job I was the representative in charge of gathering the results of these surveys and presenting to management.Nothing quite pissed me off like the amount of people that would answer these saying everything was fine and then moan about work in the pub.Just complain on the form and we can address the issues. Idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Donathan said: At my old job I was the representative in charge of gathering the results of these surveys and presenting to management. Nothing quite pissed me off like the amount of people that would answer these saying everything was fine and then moan about work in the pub. Just complain on the form and we can address the issues. Idiots. ^^^Lackey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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