Cerberus Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 I don’t really want to leave my job and as soon as I move away from this area I’m in now my wages would probably drop significantly.f**k it I’m going to do it next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 In one of my previous jobs a guy commuted from Inverness to Edinburgh, although he stayed in a B&B Monday to Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git-intae-thum Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 30/08/2019 at 16:41, mathematics said: Linda McCartney ones give me the smelliest farts ever. I think the Linda McCartney ad men may pass over this quotation when they are perusing quotes for their new marketing campaign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 I dunno if someone could market food on the basis of it making you do those rapid fire shites where you don't even need to wipe your arse I'd buy a lifetime supply.... You still wipe though, right? Just to be safe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 30/08/2019 at 16:24, Shandon Par said: What would you suggest as the best veggie sausage? Is there anything to beat a Quorn effort? Sainsbury's do some they call "shroomdogs" that, despite the shite name, are actually really good. The consistency is much closer to "proper" sausages than quorn ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 13 hours ago, Uncle Psychosis said: Sainsbury's do some they call "shroomdogs" that, despite the shite name, are actually really good. The consistency is much closer to "proper" sausages than quorn ones. It's not especially convenient but the Tebay services do a very nice one. It's like a cross between a spring roll and a veggie sausage. On current trajectory Pars will be playing Gretna soon so good to keep in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 woman in my team is covering as manager due to my manager and the usual cover manager being on holiday and she seems to think that gives her authority to change the whole set up of the team when in reality she's only there as a place holder as we all already know what we are meant to do. Making an absolute dogs dinner of it just cause she can, hope my manager rips her to shreds when he's back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 woman in my team is covering as manager due to my manager and the usual cover manager being on holiday and she seems to think that gives her authority to change the whole set up of the team when in reality she's only there as a place holder as we all already know what we are meant to do. Making an absolute dogs dinner of it just cause she can, hope my manager rips her to shreds when he's back.At least shes outing herself as unsuitable for the role in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 6 hours ago, staggy1929 said: woman in my team is covering as manager due to my manager and the usual cover manager being on holiday and she seems to think that gives her authority to change the whole set up of the team when in reality she's only there as a place holder as we all already know what we are meant to do. Making an absolute dogs dinner of it just cause she can, hope my manager rips her to shreds when he's back. At least shes outing herself as unsuitable for the role in future. Making herself a certainty for promotion, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Making herself a certainty for promotion, imho.Yeah probably more like the reality unfortunately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: Watching baseball on MLB channel and quite often see an advert for Burger King. The impossible whopper , 100% plant based. It'll hit these shores soon enough probably, think it not fully rolled out yet. https://burgerlad.com/impossible-whopper-burger-king/ Edited September 3, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Guy at work has just dropped me a message on the internal version of MSN Messenger. The first line of the message pops up at the bottom of the screen and all I can see so far is him saying, "Hello chap". Nope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Guy at work has just dropped me a message on the internal version of MSN Messenger. The first line of the message pops up at the bottom of the screen and all I can see so far is him saying, "Hello chap". Nope. MSN Messenger? Have I woke up in 2007? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, IainMorton said: MSN Messenger? Have I woke up in 2007? "Internal version of" We had one at my previous work, much quicker and easier than sending emails for quick queries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 "Internal version of" We had one at my previous work, much quicker and easier than sending emails for quick queries.IRC would be a lot better for internal chat at work than all this teams and skype for business crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Guy at work has just dropped me a message on the internal version of MSN Messenger. The first line of the message pops up at the bottom of the screen and all I can see so far is him saying, "Hello chap". Nope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Guy at work has just dropped me a message on the internal version of MSN Messenger. The first line of the message pops up at the bottom of the screen and all I can see so far is him saying, "Hello chap". Nope. "Hello chapped on your house door while you were out this morning and your wife let me in. Thought I'd let you know." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 23 hours ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: Watching baseball on MLB channel and quite often see an advert for Burger King. The impossible whopper , 100% plant based. It'll hit these shores soon enough probably, think it not fully rolled out yet. Rather have one of these: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 My office is right next to the reception in our site cabins. The woman on reception (wid not) had been moaning over the last month or so that she’d applied to be a site administrator and not a receptionist, stating she finds making cups of tea degrading (I’ve never seen her make a cup of tea for anyone other than herself). She ended up going to the senior project manager regarding this, she thinks she’s got her way, as we’ve got an actual receptionist coming in and she’s getting to do some other job. However, word through the grapevine is she’s literally just given over the majority of her duties to this new woman and she’ll most likely get punted at the first opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 We have to decide today if we are going to our Xmas party on 20th December 2019. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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