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My work colleague who is obsessed with the phrases "I'll take a screenshot", "ill put it in a spreadsheet" and "at my old work we did it this way".

Its became a meme how much these phrases get said.

Noone cares about your old job, we dont need to hear "at my old work we did this" twice a day every day. Shut up

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9 minutes ago, Rugster said:

It’s just liberty taking the fuckers should be grateful for the lift and be standing waiting outside every morning. 

Indeed, I could accept once, maybe twice as just being a bit late but it was literally every day so I realised that the c**t just didn't give a shit and I snapped.

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14 minutes ago, peasy23 said:

We had one alcoholic labourer who used to wear loads of jewellery, big chunky gold chains and bracelets, sovvy rings and a watch. As the week went on the amount of bling he was wearing would get less and less, then when we got paid on a Friday it would all be fully restored after a quick trip to get it all back from the pawn shop.

 

Sad to hear that Mr T has fallen on hard times. 

I've definitely posted this before, but it's one of the funniest things on the internet ....

https://drunkard.com/07-03-juicing-on-the-job/

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1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Started giving a lassie a lift to work every day cos she doesn't drive. It's only 10 minutes out my way so not a huge deal. But she's often running late, and leapt in the car this morning clutching her breakfast ... toast and peanut butter - and then proceeded to drop crumbs and stink out my motor on the way into work. 

Am I right in thinking this is some shameful shit?

 

49 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

This site is going to the dogs.

 

PICS OR GTF

 

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1 hour ago, Crroma said:

My work colleague who is obsessed with the phrases "I'll take a screenshot", "ill put it in a spreadsheet" and "at my old work we did it this way".

Its became a meme how much these phrases get said.

Noone cares about your old job, we dont need to hear "at my old work we did this" twice a day every day. Shut up

Aye, we had a lassie like that - she came highly regarded from her last place, where she'd been for a long time.

It quickly became apparent though that she was actually fairly dim and had only ended up doing well in her last role because she'd been there forever - there are some people that are only capable of learning one job well per lifetime.

She spent her whole time trying to dig in and recreate her previous job in her new one despite the fact that the two had nothing in common..."In my old job, we used to do it this way..." was her mantra.

Did they, aye?

She didn't last long.

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I dont get these people who have children and hour long commutes and are still in the office from 8am to 6pm.

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Started giving a lassie a lift to work every day cos she doesn't drive. It's only 10 minutes out my way so not a huge deal. But she's often running late, and leapt in the car this morning clutching her breakfast ... toast and peanut butter - and then proceeded to drop crumbs and stink out my motor on the way into work. 
Am I right in thinking this is some shameful shit?


Should have grown a pair and lied about having a peanut allergy.

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5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Started giving a lassie a lift to work every day cos she doesn't drive. It's only 10 minutes out my way so not a huge deal. But she's often running late, and leapt in the car this morning clutching her breakfast ... toast and peanut butter - and then proceeded to drop crumbs and stink out my motor on the way into work. 

Am I right in thinking this is some shameful shit?

Toast is an unacceptable passenger snack IMO. Shouldn't be anything that's likely to cause a mess or smell.

I'd suggest brewing up a rancid fart to cover the smell of peanut. 

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On 13/08/2019 at 16:47, Unrepentant F.B. said:

 

You grassed him to your mate...

 

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Packed in car sharing due to one guy who would ask to meet at a different time just about every morning and then be both late to arrive for his specifically requested time and then fucking disappear at the end of the day.

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2 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Packed in car sharing due to one guy who would ask to meet at a different time just about every morning and then be both late to arrive for his specifically requested time and then fucking disappear at the end of the day.

Hope you didn't actually tell him you were packing it in and just didn't turn up.

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There's a woman n our office who recently learned the terms "inter" and "intra".

Unfortunately, she didn't bother to learn that there is a difference in meaning, and regularly invites the whole company to department meetings and vice versa.

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I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but leaving speeches...what is the point? Whenever I've left a job I've just said "bye now" and walked out the door. If you want to have a proper farewell with the few people in the office you get on with or consider friends, go out for drinks afterwards.

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I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but leaving speeches...what is the point? Whenever I've left a job I've just said "bye now" and walked out the door. If you want to have a proper farewell with the few people in the office you get on with or consider friends, go out for drinks afterwards.
Never heard anyone do a leaving speech before. Sometimes people get a collection. I did when I first left my job... then 5 months or so later I was back to same job.

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The person is leaving because they don't want to be there. It's stupid and pointless to stand and say anything other than all the best.
Great working with you all. So great you left.
Its bollox

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8 minutes ago, nsr said:

I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but leaving speeches...what is the point? Whenever I've left a job I've just said "bye now" and walked out the door. If you want to have a proper farewell with the few people in the office you get on with or consider friends, go out for drinks afterwards.

Leaving emails even piss me off, some fucking 3 paragraph spiel about all the 'friends you've made' and the 'opportunities you've had'.  It's all complete

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Just fucking leave, the company will survive without you and you'll be forgotten about in a month or so.

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The reason for my mild rant is that my colleague and I have a  fairly important meeting with a client tomorrow about the next stage of the project we're currently doing for her. This has been postponed by half an hour so she can attend her boss' leaving speech. Priorities sorted.

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3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

There's a woman n our office who recently learned the terms "inter" and "intra".

Unfortunately, she didn't bother to learn that there is a difference in meaning, and regularly invites the whole company to department meetings and vice versa.

Billy Butlin, spoons,

And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler, on vibes. Nice!

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There's a woman n our office who recently learned the terms "inter" and "intra".

^^^^^^^Mr. Connolly was trying to explain that there are 2 football teams in Milan.........

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