ajwffc Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Apparently telling a young woman that she smells fantastic is sexual harassment. PC gone mad IMO. Can we have some context to this please? I used to tell my workmate regularly that he smelled tremendous and asked what aftershave he was wearing, despite us both being heterosexual males. Tell that fascinating little anecdote to your accuser and I'm sure she'll retract her sexual harassment allegations immediately. Not that I'm implying it's you of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Can we have some context to this please? I used to tell my workmate regularly that he smelled tremendous and asked what aftershave he was wearing, despite us both being heterosexual males. Tell that fascinating little anecdote to your accuser and I'm sure she'll retract her sexual harassment allegations immediately. Not that I'm implying it's you of course. It was the tash that did it for you really, wasn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Apparently telling a young woman that she smells fantastic is sexual harassment. PC gone mad IMO. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: It was the tash that did it for you really, wasn't it? Alan? Is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 36 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Apparently telling a young woman that she smells fantastic is sexual harassment. PC gone mad IMO. Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say? Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your c**t." Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Alan? Is that you? No, it's Angus, I was the one who changed my aftershave every day and you ignored me. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Apparently telling a young woman that she smells fantastic is sexual harassment.PC gone mad IMO.Excuse me Miss, can I smell your fanny? Indeed you cannot!! Oh, sorry. Must be your feet then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Edna Krabappel all day long.Miss Hoover. Presumably she could also dispose of any troublesome beard trimmings as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 A boy in my work smells tremendous every day. I've never told him. It's strange as he's one of those IT geeks who has Monster energy drink injected into his veins it seems. The ones who are usually fat and reek of a combination of BO and dry shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 A boy in my work smells tremendous every day. I've never told him. It's strange as he's one of those IT geeks who has Monster energy drink injected into his veins it seems. The ones who are usually fat and reek of a combination of BO and dry shite. At my previous place of work, there was a big school shooter looking guy that would always come in after being outside from a smoke and spray himself with about 9 sprays of aftershave, then crack open a monster.Was the weirdest most disgusting smell it would create, he’d then sit doing his work with his phone resting next to his computer, watching anime. One for the watching, glad I never have to see him again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 What is it with folk sending emails from about 10 feet away? Drives me mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, Senor Bairn said: At my previous place of work, there was a big school shooter looking guy that would always come in after being outside from a smoke and spray himself with about 9 sprays of aftershave, then crack open a monster. Was the weirdest most disgusting smell it would create, he’d then sit doing his work with his phone resting next to his computer, watching anime. One for the watching, glad I never have to see him again. He'd fit in great in my office. These lads are mad for their anime and their graphic novels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 He'd fit in great in my office. These lads are mad for their anime and their graphic novels.The type of people you’d find in CEX up some shit town centre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: As a counter to this I'll email folk on different floors but there's one who won't reply back and instead comes and has a half hour chat about whatever it is by my desk when I made the decision to email specifically because I'm working on other things and I don't have the time to indulge this behaviour. She then goes about complaining nobody involves her in anything at work. There's obviously a balance, but if someone's asking a favour from me but opt to send me a one line email instead of just coming over for 30 seconds it gets my back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: At my previous place of work, there was a big school shooter looking guy that would always come in after being outside from a smoke and spray himself with about 9 sprays of aftershave, then crack open a monster. Was the weirdest most disgusting smell it would create, he’d then sit doing his work with his phone resting next to his computer, watching anime. One for the watching, glad I never have to see him again. My work has multiple people in it who smell like damp clothes, and multiple people who eat ridiculously loud with their mouths open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: My work has multiple people in it who smell like damp clothes, and multiple people who eat ridiculously loud with their mouths open. Pingu found^^ Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, deej said: Pingu found^^ Reveal hidden contents No comment... Spoiler Spoiler Noot Noot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 At my previous place of work, there was a big school shooter looking guy. Marvellous description imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: What is it with folk sending emails from about 10 feet away? Drives me mad. Papertrails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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