WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Any chance we can return this thread to complaining about morons at work, rather than people outing themselves as total deviants? Let's combine the two... A few years ago, about half a dozen (all male) of us were having a brew during some unplanned downtime. The conversation turned, as it will, to who was the most sexually attractive animated character. The usual suspects were mentioned, discussed and rated before (unsurprisingly, imho) Lois Griffin was nominated for the crown. A t this point, someone noticed that one of us, a lad known as Mucky Mick, had been quiet throughout this converstion. "Who d'you reckon, then, Mick? You've been a bit quiet?" "Right, now don't take this wrong, but..." (several sets of ears instantly intent on the coming statement) "..have any of you ever seen a program called Lazytown?"* At which point Mucky Mick became known as Uncle Micky... (For those who don't know, the objection here would not be that Lazytown was not an animated series) *FTAOD, this converstaion would have taken place c.2004 or 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Any chance we can return this thread to complaining about morons at work, rather than people outing themselves as total deviants?Couldn’t we just have a “Deviant Grooming Habits” thread ? [emoji37] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: The usual suspects were mentioned, discussed and rated before (unsurprisingly, imho) Lois Griffin was nominated for the crown. I call shenanigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Couldn’t we just have a “Deviant Grooming Habits” thread ? I read that as "Deviant Grooming Hobbits". Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I read that as "Deviant Grooming Hobbits". Carry on.Hi ho, hi ho,To pish in the sink I go....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I trim my beard outside. It is far more convenient so f**k anyone who disagrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Please remember that this guy is sitting out his back in Cardross and probably doesn't have beaming sunshine lighting up his face like you in Western Australia, and he wears a kagool. There is nothing logical about it. That's a good point, well put. I've just returned from a fortnight in Scotland and the thought of going outside for a shave trim would never have crossed my mind. I usually head out the back sans top and in complete privacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rugster said: I trim my beard outside. It is far more convenient so f**k anyone who disagrees. I'll bite - what makes it convenient? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I'll bite - what makes it convenient? Not having to clean up the hair that goes everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: There's a handheld hoover in our house. Conveniently, this is quite good at sooking up the hair that comes off my face and onto the floor. Going outside Aren’t all hoovers hand held? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Aren’t all hoovers hand held? Not necessarily if you have a erm "niche" attachment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I call shenanigans. Who would your pick be? Lois is the most arousing ginger ever. Pure filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Aren’t all hoovers hand held? Not in the Twentry-First Century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Who would your pick be? Lois is the most arousing ginger ever. Pure filth. Jessica Rabbit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Jessica Rabbit. Too obvious. Too available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Edna Krabappel all day long. Lot of pent-up frustration there. I see your thinking. Worried she's long-time single for a reason, mind. Seems the type to start collecting cats any time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 minute ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Too obvious. Too available. It's obvious because she's obviously the most attractive cartoon character. Complaints about her being available? P & B is a changed place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Cheetara, obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 M'Lady from Dogtanian. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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