Miguel Sanchez Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 The air conditioner in our canteen is broken. There's a sign on it saying Out of Order. Someone has added a 12 Angry Men-themed addendum to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 On 09/07/2019 at 10:48, ICTChris said: I don't think it's acceptable to eat arseholes at your desk. I know we all have to be open minded now but that's a step too far. Most folk save those kind of shenanigans for the Christmas party, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Two younger lads at my work (18 and 23ish) have started going to the sunbeds during their 30 min dinner break. I despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 On 11/07/2019 at 17:02, MixuFixit said: I have somehow ended up getting regularly bugged by someone at work Misread that and was going to tell you you should probably speak to HR about that. Surely there's rules against that sort of stuf these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 34 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Two younger lads at my work (18 and 23ish) have started going to the sunbeds during their 30 min dinner break. I despair. ^^^ works at Indigo Sun Unless "going to the sunbeds" is a euphemism, in which case, jealousy isn't a good look. Your day, too, will come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. There is some phenomenon with that where you can open the door and the wster looks ok, then you go to move it and it bursts into steam and scalds you. So there is hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. What do they know that you don't? Spoiler They've been pishing in it, m9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. I've never done it for tea, but I have for coffee. It kinda makes the coffee / milk frothy when you add it. I call it a Council Cappuccino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 YouTube should probably limit employees to three tabs of acid at the next office party: https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/07/08/man-shot-by-police-in-bodega-bay-amid-alleged-lsd-rampage-is-youtube-engineer/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 YouTube should probably limit employees to three tabs of acid at the next office party:https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/07/08/man-shot-by-police-in-bodega-bay-amid-alleged-lsd-rampage-is-youtube-engineer/If the rampage wasn’t filmed to get uploaded on to YouTube then they should just close the doors imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I go home for my lunch now as I live just 5 minutes away. Used to sit in the kitchen bit here with my old team but they would literally sit and chat about work and nothing else. Not even stuff that's relevant to them but about an email that somebody sent to the whole department about us needing a new first aider etc. Now I go home and have peace and quiet for 45 minutes and it is utter bliss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 36 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I go home for my lunch now as I live just 5 minutes away. Used to sit in the kitchen bit here with my old team but they would literally sit and chat about work and nothing else. Not even stuff that's relevant to them but about an email that somebody sent to the whole department about us needing a new first aider etc. I tend to miss work nights out for this very reason, the only conversation there seems to be is work related, and as you say it won't even be things that are relevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 40 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: I tend to miss work nights out for this very reason, the only conversation there seems to be is work related, and as you say it won't even be things that are relevant. Work nights out I can cope with as it tends to end up with the guys chatting football at one end and the women chatting about work/love island/tampons (I guess). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Lassie came up to me at work yesterday and asked "if there's no paper in the printer, do I just put more in?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Tamdunk said: Lassie came up to me at work yesterday and asked "if there's no paper in the printer, do I just put more in?" Tell her to put a blank sheet of paper in the photocopier and scan it if she needs more blank paper. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Lassie came up to me at work yesterday and asked "if there's no paper in the printer, do I just put more in?"Depends if you need to print stuff or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Tamdunk said: Lassie came up to me at work yesterday and asked "if there's no paper in the printer, do I just put more in?" Seems fair enough - maybe she was worried about stepping on the printer paper replenishment officer's toes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Tamdunk said: Lassie came up to me at work yesterday and asked "if there's no paper in the printer, do I just put more in?" ...or is there something else I need to do as well, like press a reset button or something like that? Do I have to switch it off first before I start fiddling around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I was going to say just don't put it in upside down, but it appears that people on here struggle with printers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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