Fullerene Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 For these Team meetings I have a light behind me that is voice activated. Every time somebody says "idea" it switches on. For some reason I don't get invited to these meetings anymore. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Fullerene said: For these Team meetings I have a light behind me that is voice activated. Every time somebody says "idea" it switches on. For some reason I don't get invited to these meetings anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Fullerene said: For these Team meetings I have a light behind me that is voice activated. Every time somebody says "idea" it switches on. For some reason I don't get invited to these meetings anymore. haha bullshit you are standing on a floor switch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Work has been trying to get people more active during the work from home period. They’ve incentivised it and the team that records the most number of steps over the month of September wins prizes. One of these prizes is a Peloton bike. A woman in my team has done an average of under 300 steps per day. She must be a slug and move from bed to her desk, to the couch and back to bed. Assuming you're all doing desk work, that seems counter-productive. There are employers who'd consider Slug Girl to be their best employee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 What makes it worse is that you had to sign up for it. She volunteered knowing that she had no intention of doing the steps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Slug girl surely should've just strapped the Fitbit to the dog if she's that much of a slob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Slug Girl sounds like a folder you would find on King Kebab’s hard drive. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Getting an impression of Jabba the Hutt, but (marginally) prettier. Wid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Slug girl is a hero unlike the losers walking around the house because their boss 'encouraged' them to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, ali_91 said: We’re on our third walking challenge since lockdown currently, which feels slightly like overkill. I seem to remember multiple posters referring to the power of walking they'd been getting through during lockdown, so it must be popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Bellends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Question for people on hereI get 30 days holiday a year. This includes may day plus september weekend and then a two week close at christmas. This year boxing day falls on a saturday so i asked the question about getting an equivalent day back and was told that this is irrelevant due to the way we close down.Is that correct? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Aufc said: Question for people on here I get 30 days holiday a year. This includes may day plus september weekend and then a two week close at christmas. This year boxing day falls on a saturday so i asked the question about getting an equivalent day back and was told that this is irrelevant due to the way we close down. Is that correct? Depends when you close and start back. You should have 10 working day as holidays if you work Mon - Fri. Count them and you will be able to check. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Depends when you close and start back. You should have 10 working day as holidays if you work Mon - Fri. Count them and you will be able to check.Finish 18th and they are saying back on 4th january 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Aufc said: I get 30 days holiday a year. Should've stuck in at the school! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Should've stuck in at the school!Aye holidays are shite however i get paid pretty well. Ill get extra holidays once i take over from my bosw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Aufc said: Looks like they are counting Xmas Day and New Years Day as part of your 30 Day entitlement Finish 18th and they are saying back on 4th january Looks like they are counting Xmas Day and New Years Day as part of your 30 Day entitlement. Throw in a couple of sickies if you feel grieved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Question for people on hereI get 30 days holiday a year. This includes may day plus september weekend and then a two week close at christmas. This year boxing day falls on a saturday so i asked the question about getting an equivalent day back and was told that this is irrelevant due to the way we close down.Is that correct?You'll still get two weeks off presumably? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Hard Graft said: Looks like they are counting Xmas Day and New Years Day as part of your 30 Day entitlement. Throw in a couple of sickies if you feel grieved. Most places set aside 5 at Christmas and 3 at New Year. He's getting 10 days. Pretty shit they're using up a third of his years holidays for this one but it's a decent length of time off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 The owner of the company enjoys making monthly reports and adding clip are etc. into them. This is a hot take from this months report : p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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