Fullerene Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Police admit they had been watching him for the last three years with a strong indication that something was wrong. However he had wrong footed them on many occasions and disguised himself well. Not least of which was that he actually supports Cowdenbeath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 A neighbour, Ms Sparkling Brook (23), told reporters “We always thought he was OFTW”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 As the police initially tried to subdue him with batons he was diving and dodging about screaming SWING AND A MISSClearly he is absolutely deranged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 The suspect, clothed only in what appears to be the remains of a dead badger.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Before being shot dead, the attacker attempted to escape by doing the slug over the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Before the murder. the attacker approached the victim in the airport with a box of maltesers 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFruit said: today's video call be like. Tam's nearly 70. Has he joined on 6 different devices? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: He can't follow the joining instructions so he keeps doing the wrong thing and re-joining in a new window because he can't hear anyone. At this stage I kind of feel like this should be the subject of some kind of improvement plan because the more doddery folk at my work are just incapable of following a step by step instruction on how to use remote collaboration software. My heart sinks when I see the attendee list on some meetings because I know for sure that this will delay the whol thing by at least 15 minutes. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFruit said: the number of folk putting their phone on loudspeaker and causing endless feedback loops is another bugbear. I can't understand this many months in how folk can't just do some basic things to make this go smoothly. Been playing a lot more Call of Duty online recently and the amount of people (coincidentally every single one of them a backseat gamer) has their tele up so loud I can hear everything twice over through my headset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 18 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: today's video call be like. Tam's nearly 70. Janice - wid Jennifer - wid not 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 With a working class, boomer name like Tam you probably need to cut him some slack when using technology. I bet he knows all the words to the Sash though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: With a working class, boomer name like Tam you probably need to cut him some slack when using technology. I bet he knows all the words to the Sash though. I know the kind - only interested in IT when someone mentions FTP. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 hours ago, MixuFruit said: He can't follow the joining instructions so he keeps doing the wrong thing and re-joining in a new window because he can't hear anyone. At this stage I kind of feel like this should be the subject of some kind of improvement plan because the more doddery folk at my work are just incapable of following a step by step instruction on how to use remote collaboration software. My heart sinks when I see the attendee list on some meetings because I know for sure that this will delay the whol thing by at least 15 minutes. Tell the silly old fart that the calls are automatically on mute and to hit the enable audio icon on the bottom left. And then laugh as he flies into his living room ceiling in front of you all as this is actually the ejector seat button. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 I am thoroughly astonished and irritated in equal parts by the salesmen in the car dealership that have EVERYTHING ON SPEAKER AT FULL VOLUME!So fucking glad to be out of there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: I am thoroughly astonished and irritated in equal parts by the salesmen in the car dealership that have EVERYTHING ON SPEAKER AT FULL VOLUME! So fucking glad to be out of there. Did you sell any? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Hillonearth said: I know the kind - only interested in IT when someone mentions FTP. Good joke, let down by choice of target audience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
List_of_Jericho Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Anyone else noticed that WFH during Covid has seen some folk lose some basic manners, like taking a week off without letting colleagues know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Did you sell any?Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 22 hours ago, MixuFruit said: today's video call be like. Tam's nearly 70. Tams made some excellent life decisions if Tam is still working in his late 60s. Tell Tam he's stopping someone capable getting his job who's much younger and hasn't yet made shite life choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Tam's a pishy stained old fart who drinks McEwan's export. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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