Busta Nut Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 18 hours ago, Busta Nut said: That's a conundrum. It really isn't tbh. Unless you are a massive shitebag. Nae bother manly man of men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Nae bother manly man of men. I have been caught in a web of my own bravado. Thankfully as a married man I will never submit to a test of this particular manliness.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 On 29/01/2020 at 17:41, ICTChris said: I forgot to make my lunch before coming in today so am going to have to go out for it. What is the consensus from P&B on what I should go for? I work in glorious Livingston, the culinary capital of the world. Is it just me who would just skip lunch in this scenario? f**k wandering about looking for something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Is it just me who would just skip lunch in this scenario? f**k wandering about looking for something. tbf I popped onto Just Eat and typed in the work address when I'd not long started the new job to get some ideas for places to go and also to work out whether I could get there, pick up food and get back to munch away to my hearts content within my lunch hour. Failing that it's normally a safe bet that you'll come across a Greggs or Subway if you walk in any direction in town for about 10 minutes, would imagine Livi is no exception. Boots meal deals are apparently half decent but have never really been in for one, dunno if they're still a thing. edit: hate working while hungry too, makes it drag in, especially if the stomach starts grumbling at me Edited January 31, 2020 by Thistle_do_nicely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, CountyFan said: Is it just me who would just skip lunch in this scenario? f**k wandering about looking for something. I should've clarified, I'm working late all night so it was realy my dinner that I was getting. I eventually went for a jerk chicken and rice thing from Sainsburys, which was nice enough. I'm in the same situation tonight, was going to cook a Thai curry but didn't have any coconut milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I should've clarified, I'm working late all night so it was realy my dinner that I was getting. I eventually went for a jerk chicken and rice thing from Sainsburys, which was nice enough. I'm in the same situation tonight, was going to cook a Thai curry but didn't have any coconut milk. First World Problems thread for that sort of pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I should've clarified, I'm working late all night so it was realy my dinner that I was getting. I eventually went for a jerk chicken and rice thing from Sainsburys, which was nice enough. I'm in the same situation tonight, was going to cook a Thai curry but didn't have any coconut milk. Are there no coconut dogs round where you live Chris? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are there no coconut dogs round where you live Chris? You get it from coconut cows, you maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: You get it from coconut cows, you maniac. Coos cocks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Was at the first meeting of a new working group at work today. The Chair of the meeting, when beginning the "let's do a round table of who we all are", gave her name, then her pronouns, and then her job title. Get this pronoun shite to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzydunlop Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 had our post xmas meal last night. Revisiting a curry house we'd been to a few years previous. Even though i had been there the last time I had missed the funny moment when one of the guys was talking about the Chilli Paneer he ordered, and refered to it as Chilli Vaneer.... So during the meeting during the day, talk turns to the place we are going: "remember richard, when you had your chilli VANEER" Then its explained to the people that hadn't been there last time that this bloke had said Vaneer in stead of Paneer.... then, as we were finishing the meeting some cad come out with "cant wait for some chilli VANEER tonight"....ok yep get the picture... then in the pub before the meal..someone comes out with "hope they have some chilli VANEER on the menu" then in the place folk looking at the menu, about three of them, at differnet times say "might have the chilli VANEER" I mean it wasnt funny the first time but table laughing every time its mentioned. I'm sat thinking if i had machine gun then they'd all get it. Told the wife about it when i got home..she responded with "jeez, let folk have a laugh you grumpy c*nt" . Guess I just wasnt made for these times. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, mathematics said: Was at the first meeting of a new working group at work today. The Chair of the meeting, when beginning the "let's do a round table of who we all are", gave her name, then her pronouns, and then her job title. Get this pronoun shite to f**k. If her name was The Chair, how were we to know her pronouns? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, mathematics said: Was at the first meeting of a new working group at work today. The Chair of the meeting, when beginning the "let's do a round table of who we all are", gave her name, then her pronouns, and then her job title. Get this pronoun shite to f**k. Did anyone else join in? 3 minutes ago, fuzzydunlop said: had our post xmas meal last night. Revisiting a curry house we'd been to a few years previous. Even though i had been there the last time I had missed the funny moment when one of the guys was talking about the Chilli Paneer he ordered, and refered to it as Chilli Vaneer.... So during the meeting during the day, talk turns to the place we are going: "remember richard, when you had your chilli VANEER" Then its explained to the people that hadn't been there last time that this bloke had said Vaneer in stead of Paneer.... then, as we were finishing the meeting some cad come out with "cant wait for some chilli VANEER tonight"....ok yep get the picture... then in the pub before the meal..someone comes out with "hope they have some chilli VANEER on the menu" then in the place folk looking at the menu, about three of them, at differnet times say "might have the chilli VANEER" I mean it wasnt funny the first time but table laughing every time its mentioned. I'm sat thinking if i had machine gun then they'd all get it. Told the wife about it when i got home..she responded with "jeez, let folk have a laugh you grumpy c*nt" . Guess I just wasnt made for these times. It gets vaneer and vaneer the more I hear it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 We've got a woman who has been complaining about the aircon being too cold so yesterday she moved to the next desk (I know) to see if there was any improvement. She's (unsurprisingly) still moaning about it today but she moved to another desk with nobody within thirty feet of her. She's been wrapped up like she's in the arctic for weeks now. I'm finding it hilarious because she's a horrible immature middle aged woman.She moved to another desk today with no success. I think she's going to keep moving until she finds the perfect desk. Tbf, there are plenty around so this could go on for a wee while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Union basically said I have no rights as I’ve only been there 9 months, still, pissed off at a 30 second phone call saying it’s no working out cause I phoned in sick...Bright side, I’ve an interview working nights in a rehab centre. I worked in care during my first couple of years in uni after leaving the prison so feel like this is a good chance to use those skills learnt from both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 26 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Bright side, I’ve an interview working nights in a rehab centre. I worked in care during my first couple of years in uni after leaving the prison so feel like this is a good chance to use those skills learnt from both. Will u pass the PVG? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 4 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Union basically said I have no rights as I’ve only been there 9 months, still, pissed off at a 30 second phone call saying it’s no working out cause I phoned in sick... Bright side, I’ve an interview working nights in a rehab centre. I worked in care during my first couple of years in uni after leaving the prison so feel like this is a good chance to use those skills learnt from both. Really, that's very shitty of them. Surely it's an unfair dismissal? I left PCS because the members re elected the CEO on 120k a year on 18% turn out - I'm done with them utterly hopeless. 4 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Will u pass the PVG? FB worked at the prison... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 hours ago, fuzzydunlop said: had our post xmas meal last night. Revisiting a curry house we'd been to a few years previous. Even though i had been there the last time I had missed the funny moment when one of the guys was talking about the Chilli Paneer he ordered, and refered to it as Chilli Vaneer.... So during the meeting during the day, talk turns to the place we are going: "remember richard, when you had your chilli VANEER" Then its explained to the people that hadn't been there last time that this bloke had said Vaneer in stead of Paneer.... then, as we were finishing the meeting some cad come out with "cant wait for some chilli VANEER tonight"....ok yep get the picture... then in the pub before the meal..someone comes out with "hope they have some chilli VANEER on the menu" then in the place folk looking at the menu, about three of them, at differnet times say "might have the chilli VANEER" I mean it wasnt funny the first time but table laughing every time its mentioned. I'm sat thinking if i had machine gun then they'd all get it. Told the wife about it when i got home..she responded with "jeez, let folk have a laugh you grumpy c*nt" . Guess I just wasnt made for these times. Its chilli inside, its chilli outside. It's a regular fuckin' chilli fest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Will u pass the PVG? Aye mate I was a warder no a con [emoji23] just now looking at anything that comes up, can’t plan too far ahead as I’m waiting to find out the outcome of my PGDE interview, and as teaching is my first choice I can’t really start pressing onto anything else until the Uni’s have got back to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are there no coconut dogs round where you live Chris? One of my favourite jokes when I was younger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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