Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 If a colleague leaves their computer unattended, right click on desktop > personalise > change mouse pointers > pointer options > speed: slow for maximum seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: If a colleague leaves their computer unattended, right click on desktop > personalise > change mouse pointers > pointer options > speed: slow for maximum seethe. A simple ctrl alt down is also pretty effective. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 I find it difficult to turn their screen upside down and set their phone in jelly in the amount of time it takes them to pour an undrinkable "tea" from the machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: A simple ctrl alt down is also pretty effective. Microsoft seem to have disabled that in new computers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The best one is print desktop, hide icons, hide taskbar, and use desktop picture as background. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The best one is print desktop, hide icons, hide taskbar, and use desktop picture as background. Prising keys out of folks keyboard and swapping them about is good. Only do two or three. Most folk can type well enough but dint actually know the layout to look at. Causes extreme undiagnosed rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 If a colleague leaves their computer unattended, right click on desktop > personalise > change mouse pointers > pointer options > speed: slow for maximum seethe.Close. Changing the clicks to lefty is even better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Download the photos of Diana immediately after the crash onto their Pc and save it in a file called “Porn”.Banter, banter, banter, lads, lads, lads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Download the photos of Diana immediately after the crash onto their Pc and save it in a file called “Porn”.Banter, banter, banter, lads, lads, lads.Alright Stelfox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 As you know I had some issues with management at my last school.I’m driving 90 miles tomorrow to collect the last of my personal belongings.Principal (think heidie) has told me in no uncertain terms may I speak to any of the staff there I worked with! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: As you know I had some issues with management at my last school. I’m driving 90 miles tomorrow to collect the last of my personal belongings. Principal (think heidie) has told me in no uncertain terms may I speak to any of the staff there I worked with! Is it not standard procedure over there to approach these scenarios whilst carrying an AK47 and a big bag of bullets? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 23 hours ago, Bairnardo said: On 08/01/2020 at 00:44, Rugster said: The best one is print desktop, hide icons, hide taskbar, and use desktop picture as background. Prising keys out of folks keyboard and swapping them about is good. Only do two or three. Most folk can type well enough but dint actually know the layout to look at. Causes extreme undiagnosed rage. Who's been fucking about with your keyboard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 If a colleague leaves their computer unattended, right click on desktop > personalise > change mouse pointers > pointer options > speed: slow for maximum seethe.Right click > new folder > rename porn videos > printscreen > open paint > control v > save > apply picture as desktop > delete folder from desktopTwenty minutes later...Who the f**k did that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futureboy Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: As you know I had some issues with management at my last school. I’m driving 90 miles tomorrow to collect the last of my personal belongings. Principal (think heidie) has told me in no uncertain terms may I speak to any of the staff there I worked with! Feel your pain mate. I had to do similar recently. I actually felt more sorry for my ex colleagues than I did for myself. Horrible situation for all involved (apart from the sociopath management who couldn't give a f.....for anyone concerned). Edited January 8, 2020 by Futureboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 14:46, Miguel Sanchez said: Manager in my work playing the martyr today because he was in doing a job because there was no one else available to do it, even though it's his responsibility to hire and train the people for that area and the last person in on a Friday left three weeks ago. What a selfless act. The position is still open, and today when he was due to work the shift he didn't come in. He also didn't phone, he just texted to say he was 'sick.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I was at work today for the frist time since the 30th of Dec. I had holidays in and a member of the missus family passed away on the 1st (funeral yesterday), so today was the first day I was in. Found out the person who went mental was shouting about "how I was getting away with murder/at it/(shite along those lines)" after I didn't show up due to a death in the family. A true fuckin' crackpot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post welshbairn Posted January 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I was at work today for the frist time since the 30th of Dec. I had holidays in and a member of the missus family passed away on the 1st (funeral yesterday), so today was the first day I was in. Found out the person who went mental was shouting about "how I was getting away with murder/at it/(shite along those lines)" after I didn't show up due to a death in the family. A true fuckin' crackpot. Wear black for the next fortnight. And give her the odd wink when no one's looking. Edited January 15, 2020 by welshbairn 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I was at work today for the frist time since the 30th of Dec. I had holidays in and a member of the missus family passed away on the 1st (funeral yesterday), so today was the first day I was in. Found out the person who went mental was shouting about "how I was getting away with murder/at it/(shite along those lines)" after I didn't show up due to a death in the family. A true fuckin' crackpot.You were at a funeral.Workmate announces you’re getting away with murder.I’d suggest you’ve been sussed. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 You were at a funeral.Workmate announces you’re getting away with murder.I’d suggest you’ve been sussed.[emoji2017]Use that and run with it.What exactly are you accusing me of.. Are you seriously suggesting to get days off I am killing family members?Do I go to HR or the police first about that accusation?Make the bitch squirm. (She sounds crazy, do not insert cock, repeat do not stick dick in crazy) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 SHe's away on holiday now so I won't even see her. She's also in her 50's, not a stupid wee lassie as she sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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