Mark Connolly Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: Years ago ( 15 plus) one of our managers was sitting on the pan , minding his own ( or indeed doing his own ) when the ceiling tile fell down , showering him in a pile of pornography. Apparently there was somebody stashing in the ceiling space -this was the only one in the office that wasn’t a cubicle arrangement allowing solitude , and entertaining themselves , the edges of the panel were worn away and our poor manager had a shower of jizz mags as well as the tile itself . The culprit was was never found , but there were a few suspects The net will eventually close in on you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, bishopburn boy said: Years ago ( 15 plus) one of our managers was sitting on the pan , minding his own ( or indeed doing his own ) when the ceiling tile fell down , showering him in a pile of pornography. Apparently there was somebody stashing in the ceiling space -this was the only one in the office that wasn’t a cubicle arrangement allowing solitude , and entertaining themselves , the edges of the panel were worn away and our poor manager had a shower of jizz mags as well as the tile itself . The culprit was was never found , but there were a few suspects "Somebody" I bet false ceilings are full of weird shit that people have tossed up there for shits and giggles, just like hotel bed bases are popular spots to dump dead bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Re: wanking at work... Some of my younger colleagues were unaware of this gem 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 On 17/11/2019 at 12:04, BigFatTabbyDave said: Re: wanking at work - there were a few stories in the press a while ago about how watching porn in public was becoming common. Seemed obvious bollocks to me, but have any P&Bers ever experienced this? Has anyone ever watched smut on company time or, indeed, ever taken a w**k bullet for a colleague? Just when dial up internet was taking off there was a bloke at my work who got caught watching porn. Sunday shifts, in on his own, none the wiser about the fact that you could look at the history of searches so he cracked on. He was never pulled up about it but everyone else in the office knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 A guy who worked nights got caught wanking at one of my previous jobs, he just went and sat at one o fhte other desks and did it, not even in the toilet. What a deviant. My slopey-shouldered workshy colleague had a bottle thrown at him while out at lunchtime today. Word is spreading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 A guy who worked nights got caught wanking at one of my previous jobs, he just went and sat at one o fhte other desks and did it, not even in the toilet. What a deviant. My slopey-shouldered workshy colleague had a bottle thrown at him while out at lunchtime today. Word is spreading.Did it hit your workshy colleague*?*you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Today we all had to gather together around the big whiteboard and vote for our favourite words that describe how we feel about the company. The plan is to create a wordle based on the popularity of each word, which will then be put on to a big screen on the wall both upstairs and downstairs. I have literally zero idea what the point of this is. We are all sufficiently experienced professionals that we're just here to pick up a few quid then shove off at the end of the day. I voted for 3 words more or less at random. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just be the first to shout out the business lingo shite then sit back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Today we all had to gather together around the big whiteboard and vote for our favourite words that describe how we feel about the company. The plan is to create a wordle based on the popularity of each word, which will then be put on to a big screen on the wall both upstairs and downstairs. I have literally zero idea what the point of this is. We are all sufficiently experienced professionals that we're just here to pick up a few quid then shove off at the end of the day. I voted for 3 words more or less at random.SHITE PISH ARSEHOLES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, nsr said: Today we all had to gather together around the big whiteboard and vote for our favourite words that describe how we feel about the company. The plan is to create a wordle based on the popularity of each word, which will then be put on to a big screen on the wall both upstairs and downstairs. I have literally zero idea what the point of this is. We are all sufficiently experienced professionals that we're just here to pick up a few quid then shove off at the end of the day. I voted for 3 words more or less at random. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Herman Hessian said: Sums up P&B nicely tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Why does@BigFatTabbyDave get mentioned so much? i just copied all the text off the previous page in this thread - him and jacksgranda must've posted/been quoted the most ? i might have also copied and pasted a block of text saying "mourinho - pissflaps - c**t" a few times in to the input window, too - like.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 SHITE PISH ARSEHOLES^^^ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Today we all had to gather together around the big whiteboard and vote for our favourite words that describe how we feel about the company. The plan is to create a wordle based on the popularity of each word, which will then be put on to a big screen on the wall both upstairs and downstairs. I have literally zero idea what the point of this is. We are all sufficiently experienced professionals that we're just here to pick up a few quid then shove off at the end of the day. I voted for 3 words more or less at random."Give us your opinion but only using these pre-determined positive words".Where do you work? North Korea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 What the f**k is a wordle? Today we all had to gather together around the big whiteboard and vote for our favourite words that describe how we feel about the company. The plan is to create a wordle based on the popularity of each word, which will then be put on to a big screen on the wall both upstairs and downstairs. I have literally zero idea what the point of this is. We are all sufficiently experienced professionals that we're just here to pick up a few quid then shove off at the end of the day. I voted for 3 words more or less at random. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What the f**k is a wordle? 2 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Word salad IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What the f**k is a wordle? I think it's how a penguin walks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I think it's how a penguin walks.In Newcastle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: i just copied all the text off the previous page in this thread - him and jacksgranda must've posted/been quoted the most ? It'll be the former Didn't they used to call those things 'word clouds' or somesuch? Could be amusing if there was a way to do it for your own posting history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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