Miguel Sanchez Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 P&B seems to have gestated and turned into a person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I always wondered what happened to Zen Archer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 22/10/2019 at 21:06, BigFatTabbyDave said: I had a boss who would gather us all together for regular talks on the importance of personal hygiene. He was a fucking crackpot who cleaned his teeth six times a day and sat at his desk flossing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 23/10/2019 at 09:39, GordonD said: Not just people, Celtic supporters. Must be ultra bad. Also spot the name of the person who wrote it. Any guesses who he's named after? His dad/big brother/"uncle" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Turns out that Smellator is a racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Turns out that Smellator is a racist.Go on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 40 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Turns out that Smellator is a racist. Go on? He said that the folk found dead in the back of that truck were all gypsies and that all gypsies are rapists, thieves, prostitutes and tax evaders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: He said that the folk found dead in the back of that truck were all gypsies and that all gypsies are rapists, thieves, prostitutes and tax evaders. That was Cher's early version of the song. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 He said that the folk found dead in the back of that truck were all gypsies and that all gypsies are rapists, thieves, prostitutes and tax evaders....but he didn't accuse them of being soap dodgers? That's normally on the racist bingo card. How curious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: He said that the folk found dead in the back of that truck were all gypsies and that all gypsies are rapists, thieves, prostitutes and tax evaders. Tbf he just mixed up the words "Gypsy, back of the truck" and "Lorry driver". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Also, don't think Chinese are particularly known for any of those traits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Forgive quoting The Sun. Part of me finds this hilarious but I suspect the guy must be a monumental c**t to have to work with every day. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/4874085/scotland-workman-viral-scare-scream/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 That was Cher's early version of the song.The port glasgow remix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 The office building I work in has a new receptionist after the previous one retired after 20 years service. This new guy annoys me. This new guy enjoys puns in the building wide emails. He started out very professional and fine but....well...these are his comments on the chain emails that he's forwarded this week. First - he forwards on an email about mandatory fire training. We regularly get offered daft perks such as complementary therapy. Nobody goes. Then this came in today and I don't even know where to begin. Subject matter isn't work related or of any importance and the puns? As he obviously likes word play, email him back to say that Matthew is an anagram of meh twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Also, don't think Chinese are particularly known for any of those traits. He said it yesterday before it was known that they were Chinese. Not that it makes any difference. He's a stinking useless scumbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 One of the directors at work has started wearing slippers around the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Buzz Killington said: One of the directors at work has started wearing slippers around the office. Very sensible imo, people should take their outdoor shoes off at the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I would fucking love to wear slippers to my work. Fucking love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I would fucking love to wear slippers to my work. Fucking love it. Do people still wear slippers? I don’t think I’ve owned a pair since the early 90s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Do people still wear slippers? I don’t think I’ve owned a pair since the early 90s. Yes, people do. What do you wear about the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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