Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Adam said: Yes, met the intended recipient for lunch and mentioned the situation to him then. He struggled to contain the laughter. And proceeded to tell the rest of the group I was sitting with at lunch. I'm going for final written warning, they won't sack you... well probably not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 On the fridges thing, our work has a rule that anything left in the fridge after 3pm on a Friday gets thrown in the bin by the cleaners. Seems to work quite well and everyone knows the rule so can't really complain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 The fridge in my work usually gets cleaned whenever one of the managers has an attack of responsibility and realises the canteen is a shitehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ah now thats different. Nothing wrong with having an office alky. So i've been told. Ah, the fresh smell of mints and vodka, nothing like it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Bevvy.Sad stuff that to be honest. Not a colleague of mine but there’s a guy on my bus into work who sinks two cans of Stella on the journey before he reaches work. Feel nothing but sadness for him to be honest. Must be miserable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, Dons_1988 said: Sad stuff that to be honest. Not a colleague of mine but there’s a guy on my bus into work who sinks two cans of Stella on the journey before he reaches work. No wonder, sharing a bus with your cheery fizog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Does Adam work with Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 No wonder, sharing a bus with your cheery fizog. Nothing wrong with a face that says “please don’t sit next to me but if you must don’t even try and fucking talk to me”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Does Adam work with Throbber? Are you implying that throbber is in meaningful employment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Are you implying that throbber is in meaningful employment?As opposed to meaningless employment like the rest of us? I mean, when they asked you if you could lob some food colouring in cement did you think "i'm finally making a difference"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I mean, when they asked you if you could lob some food colouring in cement did you think "i'm finally making a difference"? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 On 24/07/2019 at 12:29, fuzzydunlop said: A few years ago when I was the supervisor I was in charge of ordering the stationery. Not really reading the catalog correctly I ordered 50 packs of Post-it notes not realising there was 10 in each pack. So as you can imagine much hilarity in the office when this big box arrives. I took it on the chin, but this lassie then decided to take a picture and plaster it all over social media. Again, I can take a joke but suddenly got a bit paraniod about a silly mistake becoming more known throughout the company as she was one of them folk who adds every c*nt in the company as a facebook friend(we've got around 850 employees) not to mention my mates seeing it as she obviously tagged me in!) This must have been difficult to talk about, you're very brave to post-it. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Bevvy.just say you thought it was his farts smelling. no big deal. laugh it off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Does Adam work with Throbber? Throbber would be drinking Bud like the total deviant he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Does Adam work with Throbber? No, but Dons_1988 gets the same bus as him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Throbber would last about two stops on a bus before being thrown off for yanking down his joggers and dangling his cock in some poor wee granny's ear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Owner of the company I work for is in the office for a couple of days and he always drives up from London in his 2018 Porsche 911. He got a nail in his tyre last night and is basically in floods of tears that he's £320 lighter. He pays himself 100 large a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Owner of the company I work for is in the office for a couple of days and he always drives up from London in his 2018 Porsche 911. He got a nail in his tyre last night and is basically in floods of tears that he's £320 lighter. He pays himself 100 large a year. How anyone can run a company and not try sticking the heater on and putting the windows down before parting with £320 is beyond me. He would be far richer if he was on minimum wage and took money out the company using other routes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Owner of the company I work for is in the office for a couple of days and he always drives up from London in his 2018 Porsche 911. He got a nail in his tyre last night and is basically in floods of tears that he's £320 lighter. He pays himself 100 large a year.His overall remuneration will be substantially more than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: Wait. You're gonna Lee Wallace a workmate for that? Climbing that ladder Adam, you're climbing it. Absolutely not, I was merely pointing out to my friend that a guy was honking of bevvy. Would never in my wildest dreams grass anyone up for anything in the workplace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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