mizfit Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I’m glad I’m on a training course today because the new manager in my office does nothing but stand next to me and bitch about everyone. Very distracting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said: Just been forwarded the below by the lass beside me, Gem looking out for the girls. Some woman. Milky Gem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 10:55, D.A.F.C said: because I'm not into drama. Are you not the guy who "quit" this topic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Does this mean that half of them aren't going to go through it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Just been forwarded the below by the lass beside me, Gem looking out for the girls. Some woman. What you need there is a Menopause Champion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 The grammar is all over the place there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: The grammar is all over the place there. You try typing with vaginal dryness and a hot flush. Edited May 17, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You try typing with vaginal dryness and a bit flush. I struggle just using my fingers. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You try typing with vaginal dryness and a hot flush. I don't have a vagina, let alone a dry one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Does this mean that half of them aren't going to go through it? No wonder there are overpopulation problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You try typing with vaginal dryness and a hot flush. Aye, it's a lot easier using your fingers. ETA: Up yours KB! Edited May 17, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I reckon we need a Milky Gem appreciation society. She seems like one of the good ones. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 17/05/2019 at 11:01, LondonHMFC said: Just been forwarded the below by the lass beside me, Gem looking out for the girls. Some woman. Is it just me that's disappointed that "The M Word" wasn't Milk? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 How about real ale drinkers? Viz runs the occasional strip which has them down to a T, featuring some bearded twat going on about a pint of Speckled Mushroom he had in 1997, in a village pub in Wiltshire run by a guy named Norman... Just drink the stuff and keep quiet.Real ale drinkers have been overtaken by IPA drinkers, a subset that just can't get enough hops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 On 20/05/2019 at 08:23, D.A.F.C said: what in the name of f**k was that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Every afternoon without fail the same toilet cubicle ends up looking like this, picture doesn't really do it justice but someone keeps taking a load of toilet paper and dumping it on the floor next to the toilet. Someone also seems to like splashing as much water as they can around the sinks, the toilets resemble those of a primary school half the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Could be a good reason for that Torpar. Folk who stand up when peeing but who miss the bowl do my head in. Either sort your aim out or sit down. Not the first time I've stuck some paper down to cover up a suspicious splash on the floor. Last thing I want to do is risk having my kecks and my trousers round my ankles in the bathroom and them coming into contact with somebody else's puddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Every afternoon without fail the same toilet cubicle ends up looking like this, picture doesn't really do it justice but someone keeps taking a load of toilet paper and dumping it on the floor next to the toilet. Someone also seems to like splashing as much water as they can around the sinks, the toilets resemble those of a primary school half the time. That used to happen in a previous office of mine. Could never understand it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Could be a good reason for that Torpar. Folk who stand up when peeing but who miss the bowl do my head in. Either sort your aim out or sit down. Not the first time I've stuck some paper down to cover up a suspicious splash on the floor. Last thing I want to do is risk having my kecks and my trousers round my ankles in the bathroom and them coming into contact with somebody else's puddle.This. Don’t want to risk the sole of your shoes being caked in pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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