Work colleagues

[Cardinal Richelieu]

4 hours ago, keptie said:

See all these problems office workers have with kettles being empty etc, do what us real workers do....take a flask 

Might be okay for coffee, but tea should be made with boiling water. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Imagine there was a disciplinary for every c**t that slept on the night shift.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/disciplinary-probe-after-dundee-care-worker-fell-asleep-at-work/

 

 

[supermik]

5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Imagine there was a disciplinary for every c**t that slept on the night shift.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/disciplinary-probe-after-dundee-care-worker-fell-asleep-at-work/

 

 

There would be nobody left to put out fires!

[D.A.F.C]

Shifts are utterly shite, hate them. Should be banned.

[TheScarf]

12 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said:

Ive got several colleagues who've been working at my place of work since the dawn of time. Two in particular have been there over 35 years.

The methods they use are so out of date and they've clearly thrown the towel in and are just cruising along till they retire in a few years. 

One arrives at work ten minuites late every day, has a cup of coffee, then starts work and will be gone before 3 o'clock with an "Aye, well its time to knock off lads, im knackered". p***k.

And what fucks me off to the high heavens is that the management are fully aware this goes on and will do f**k all about it. Mainly because these employees have done it for so long and have figured out the ever changing, brown nosing managers (who've got at least one eye on another upwards move) just dont care unless it causes a problem to someone even further up the management chain.

Bunch of arseholes.

Sounds like my (now ex) boss;

Strolls in at 10 past 8 every morning (8 is the start time), takes 1 hour 15-20 for lunch (it's an 1 hour lunch break), doesn't have the actual knowledge to do the job, never answers his phone, shrugs his shoulder or says 'don't care' when you come to him with a problem or issue, pervs on the young blonde, recently married lassie in accounts.

I could go on all day here.  He's worked at the firm for 31 years and never had a direct boss himself to report to.  Just a director who is based in another branch, so I'm guessing over time he's gotten more lazy, more content, and stretching the boundaries of what he can get away with (he regularly fucks off for an hour without saying a word in the morning and comes back with a haircut).

He's disliked by everyone in the office and is basically a fat, bald, lazy old cunt.  And he's a Fifer.

 

[parsforlife]

.  And he's a Fifer.
 

OI

Any true fifer would be too tight to go and get a haircut when the f**k off for an hour.

Don't tar us all with the same brush.

[D.A.F.C]

1 hour ago, TheScarf said:

Sounds like my (now ex) boss;

Strolls in at 10 past 8 every morning (8 is the start time), takes 1 hour 15-20 for lunch (it's an 1 hour lunch break), doesn't have the actual knowledge to do the job, never answers his phone, shrugs his shoulder or says 'don't care' when you come to him with a problem or issue, pervs on the young blonde, recently married lassie in accounts.

I could go on all day here.  He's worked at the firm for 31 years and never had a direct boss himself to report to.  Just a director who is based in another branch, so I'm guessing over time he's gotten more lazy, more content, and stretching the boundaries of what he can get away with (he regularly fucks off for an hour without saying a word in the morning and comes back with a haircut).

He's disliked by everyone in the office and is basically a fat, bald, lazy old c**t.  And he's a Fifer.

 

Reported for racism

[ajwffc]

Imagine there was a disciplinary for every c**t that slept on the night shift.
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/disciplinary-probe-after-dundee-care-worker-fell-asleep-at-work/
 
 

At least 75% of the people I work with would be sacked

[Gaz FFC]

On 10/11/2018 at 07:34, TheScarf said:

The phrases ‘Ach it’s jusy the way they’ve always done it’ and ‘It’s just the way he or she is’ should be outlawed in the workplace. 

Its a lazy cover for someone who is scared to inforce a company policy on a member of staff who is clearly either at it or directly breaching said policy.

"we've done it that way for years"

The sentence I'm gonnae here just before I start the killing spree.

What part of that sentence means you've been doing it right for years?

[The Moonster]

On 11/11/2018 at 07:43, keptie said:

See all these problems office workers have with kettles being empty etc, do what us real workers do....take a flask 

What's real work?  

[D.A.F.C]

Monday morning small talk.
In the sea

[Honest_Man#1]

19 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

What's real work?  

I’ll take a wild stab at it being manual labour, with little thinking involved.

[DA Baracus]

1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said:

 small talk.
In the sea

FTFY

[D.A.F.C]

FTFY

How was your weekend.
Monday morning eh.
Is there plenty milk?

Stop being fake nice

[DA Baracus]

4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

How was your weekend.
Monday morning eh.
Is there plenty milk?

 

 

Stop being fake nice

 

It's not just that, it's just shite chat in general.

I get on with pretty much everyone in the office, but if they started that sort of chat I'd be bemused and would tell them it's shite patter.

[hk blues]

16 hours ago, TheScarf said:

....(he regularly fucks off for an hour without saying a word in the morning and comes back with a haircut).

He's disliked by everyone in the office and is basically a fat, bald, lazy old c**t.  And he's a Fifer.

 

How can he get a haircut if he's bald? 

[The Moonster]

6 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

One year for a change in January when asked how my christmas was, I said "You aren't actually interested."

Thought I had correctly judged mood and we'd laugh about pointless smalltalk but they were deeply offended. Whit can ye dae eh.

I always just tell them "fine". It's short and abrupt and folk generally take the hint that you have no interest in discussing it, especially when you don't ask them how theirs went, which is really why they ask the question in the first place. 

[TheScarf]

14 minutes ago, hk blues said:

How can he get a haircut if he's bald? 

He’s got the Friar Tuck hairdo.

[LondonHMFC]

On 01/11/2018 at 04:56, Boo Khaki said:

When's the next Milky Gem update?

Can't fucking sleep. The nervous anticipation is killing me. 

Unfortunately, it seems that Milky Gem, might be one of 'them'. 

 

 

[D.A.F.C]

3 hours ago, The Moonster said:

I always just tell them "fine". It's short and abrupt and folk generally take the hint that you have no interest in discussing it, especially when you don't ask them how theirs went, which is really why they ask the question in the first place. 

I couldn’t do that to the lassies at work, they are nice all the time; so obviously fake at times.

Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya. Aww that’s nice, hiya aww did ye, that’s nice.