TheScarf Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I hate when you've been in a job for 2 weeks and you do more than folk that have been here for 6 and a half years. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 A new cùnt started about a fortnight ago. He thinks he knows it all, bragging about how much he's done. The rest of us have to correct the shite he churns out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I fucking hate that too, some cunt coming in and thinking he knows it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheScarf said: I fucking hate that too, some c**t coming in and thinking he knows it all. The good thing is, they never last. Edited July 23, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: Hate when new people come in and think they already know more about the job than you do after two weeks. I’ve been here for six and half years, sit down. If he hasn't worked out how to sit down within a fortnight, it's gonna be a struggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 48 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: If he hasn't worked out how to sit down within a fortnight, it's gonna be a struggle. He still can’t crawl yet, to be honest... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 6 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Gem is a PA I believe, but also takes care of the mundane tasks in the office, such as anything to do with milk, car park spaces, calling the plumber if the toilet gets blocked etc etc. Just got this through now, assuming they have climbed Everest, if not even weirder. Wait, is she turning 18? What does the 32 years experience mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Wait, is she turning 18? What does the 32 years experience mean? One of those, oh so funny, I'm actually turning 50 jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: One of those, oh so funny, I'm actually turning 50 jokes. Fucking hell. I never even thought of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Hate when new people come in and think they already know more about the job than you do after two weeks. I’ve been here for six and half years, sit down.Almost as bad as c***s who've been in the job for 6 years but behave like they've only been there 2 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tell Gemma that no one in their right mind stores raw meat above fruit. The stupid bitch. You do if there's a vegetable crisper/drawer HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I don't get the rocks thing but Gem seems good people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 23 minutes ago, Mr X said: You do if there's a vegetable crisper/drawer HTH Yes, because raw meat juices completely ignore gravity when there's a crisper/drawer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, IainMorton said: Hate when new people come in and think they already know more about the job than you do after two weeks. I’ve been here for six and half years, sit down. Usually an insecurity thing, trying too hard. Its annoying but forgivable in the young(ish) but when its older folk doing it then its a bit tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Yes, because raw meat juices completely ignore gravity when there's a crisper/drawer. It tends not to pass through the glass separating the two though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ali_91 said: Wait, wait, wait. What the f**k, is an evening brunch? What is that absolute nonsense? Two fucking pages since this was posted and nobody has pulled this c**t up on it, what is wrong with this place? Evening brunch. Jesus fucking wept. Maybe it’s a cross between break-up and punch. A more violent way of presenting people with their P45. In the evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Wait, wait, wait. What the f**k, is an evening brunch? What is that absolute nonsense? Two fucking pages since this was posted and nobody has pulled this c**t up on it, what is wrong with this place? Evening brunch. Jesus fucking wept.Don’t ask, it’s better that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, ali_91 said: Wait, wait, wait. What the f**k, is an evening brunch? What is that absolute nonsense? Two fucking pages since this was posted and nobody has pulled this c**t up on it, what is wrong with this place? Evening brunch. Jesus fucking wept. Depends what time you get up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 10 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Gem is a PA I believe, but also takes care of the mundane tasks in the office, such as anything to do with milk, car park spaces, calling the plumber if the toilet gets blocked etc etc. Just got this through now, assuming they have climbed Everest, if not even weirder. Even at 50 Gem comes across as a solid 8/10 wid, but she can get the rocks tf down the bogs. WE WANT MILK Cheers Kind Regards Thanks Again Gem x -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 i feel for poor gems. dragged a big bag of rocks in to work for everyone to enjoy and will more than likely have to carry the same bag of rocks all the way home 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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