Sergeant Wilson Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Once again; it's not being a c**t to simply say you don't fancy a night out. If folk think otherwise, please explain. The secret is to be outrageous if you are asked. "I wouldn't go anywhere with you if you were the last person on earth. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes." People won't believe you're serious, but you get to say what you think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Why the f**k would I want to go for a night out in Aberdeen city centre? Its pish Regards, Many Thanks, Kind Regards, Stinky Bone. Pretty much what I declared today. Will go to the first place straight from work but then I’m up the road. Hopefully that’s okay with everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 55 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Pretty much what I declared today. Will go to the first place straight from work but then I’m up the road. Hopefully that’s okay with everyone. Just pretend you're going and then on the day of said event, spend maybe half an hour of your day in the toilet and claim that you have a bad case of the runs, noone will want you out in case of a mishap which could potentially spoil the evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 The plan for the first pub got scrapped and it was straight in to town. Said I wasn’t coming, told I would be coming...now, sat in my back garden in the sun having a beautiful cold can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 3 hours ago, NJ2 said: The plan for the first pub got scrapped and it was straight in to town. Said I wasn’t coming, told I would be coming...now, sat in my back garden in the sun having a beautiful cold can. ^^^misfit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 ^^^misfit.Socially superior to my peers. That’s why I’m at home watching Kilmarnock v St Mirren in the betfred cup... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Socially superior to my peers. That’s why I’m at home watching Kilmarnock v St Mirren in the betfred cup... You know how to live. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 You know how to live.I blame DA Baracus. Was scared if I went he’d explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 I worked beside this guy. He was a mental fantasist. My favourite lie he told was that he could pick every lock at work with a butter knife. https://www.thefreelibrary.com/PRIVATES+ON+PARADE%3B+EXCLUSIVE+ebaY+HERO+IS+A+FAKE+Conman+soldier+a...-a0166802129 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 "This guy was supposed to be on guard duty . We were under constant mortar fire and this joker commits a sex act and films it." I'm going to fire up Pornhub and perhaps commit a sex act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Not enough 's for Mr Mennie. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 The stock of milk seems to be sorted now, however we now have out of date milk upsetting Gem. I can confirm below the photo she signed off in her usual manner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: The stock of milk seems to be sorted now, however we now have out of date milk upsetting Gem. I can confirm below the photo she signed off in her usual manner. What is this c***s actual job? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 On 11/07/2018 at 09:38, Rugster said: Can I also ask, what is her actual job at the company? 16 minutes ago, The Moonster said: What is this c***s actual job? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Enjoy your free cheese Thank you Kind regards Gem x -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Dear Gem, f**k the police 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Gem is a PA I believe, but also takes care of the mundane tasks in the office, such as anything to do with milk, car park spaces, calling the plumber if the toilet gets blocked etc etc. Just got this through now, assuming they have climbed Everest, if not even weirder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tell Gemma that no one in their right mind stores raw meat above fruit. The stupid bitch. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tell Gemma that no one in their right mind stores raw meat above fruit. The stupid bitch. my missus does it all the time. drives me mad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) Hate when new people come in and think they already know more about the job than you do after two weeks. I’ve been here for six and half years, sit down. Edited July 23, 2018 by IainMorton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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