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1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said:

Only bettered by those that can't even find the correct carriage, especially when it a three carriage train and they in the middle carriage asking if this is carriage A

It going to be A-B-C or C-B-A, not even Scotrail are going to label the carriages on the three carriage train C-A-B or B-A-C you fucking troglodyte morons

You'd think the absence of a driver's cab would be a bit of a giveaway.

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Only bettered by those that can't even find the correct carriage, especially when it a three carriage train and they in the middle carriage asking if this is carriage A
It going to be A-B-C or C-B-A, not even Scotrail are going to label the carriages on the three carriage train C-A-B or B-A-C you fucking troglodyte morons
I have seen better than that. I once watched an old couple argue with a younger couple and the guard. That they were sitting in their seats. The old couple were in the correct carriage but were on the wrong train(I was on the slightly late running East Coast train and they wanted the Cross Country service that is timetabled to be 10/15min behind).

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9 hours ago, ajwffc said:
18 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:
Only bettered by those that can't even find the correct carriage, especially when it a three carriage train and they in the middle carriage asking if this is carriage A
It going to be A-B-C or C-B-A, not even Scotrail are going to label the carriages on the three carriage train C-A-B or B-A-C you fucking troglodyte morons

I have seen better than that. I once watched an old couple argue with a younger couple and the guard. That they were sitting in their seats. The old couple were in the correct carriage but were on the wrong train(I was on the slightly late running East Coast train and they wanted the Cross Country service that is timetabled to be 10/15min behind).

I did that once. Coming back from Newcastle; train arrived (what I thought was) five minutes late. Got on, only for the guard to announce which train it was - the one before mine, actually about half an hour late. Fortunately he did this before it left the station so I was able to get off again and wait for the right one.

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22 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

Only bettered by those that can't even find the correct carriage, especially when it a three carriage train and they in the middle carriage asking if this is carriage A

It going to be A-B-C or C-B-A, not even Scotrail are going to label the carriages on the three carriage train C-A-B or B-A-C you fucking troglodyte morons

I agree with you but I've had a couple of East Coast trains where I'm booked in say carriage F and the train pulls in to the station - A, B, C D, E, G, H.  

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The lassies who decide to have several different phone calls on 35 minute commute about nothing important.

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11 minutes ago, LinkinFighter said:

The lassies who decide to have several different phone calls on 35 minute commute about nothing important.

As someone said before, some people seem to be completely incapable of just sitting, content with their own thoughts.  They think they can't exist unless they're interacting with someone else.

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There was someone literally shouting down the phone in Düsseldorf station yesterday. Heard the c**t a mile off, thought it was a phone fight.
No, just shouting down the phone in a normal conversation. Fucking dickhead.

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1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

As someone said before, some people seem to be completely incapable of just sitting, content with their own thoughts.  They think they can't exist unless they're interacting with someone else.

It's very bizarre and you see it all the time, not necessarily with phonecalls.

I see people taking selfies on the bus etc all the time, presumably so they can share on some pish social media site that they're on the bus. I had to leave whatsapp group chats because I got sick of being updated on what folk were having for lunch or dinner every single day. It is like these people can't just function without sharing what they're doing with someone, anyone.

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1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

As someone said before, some people seem to be completely incapable of just sitting, content with their own thoughts.  They think they can't exist unless they're interacting with someone else.

These people should be shot. Repeatedly. Without stopping until at least an hour after they are dead.

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Did people used to take photos of their dinner and send it to folk before smart phones?

 

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Had a few (many) drinks after work last night and got on the wrong train . Only found out when it stopped in Airdrie and the conductor said it terminates here. Was a bit of a gutter tbh as wasn't really close to where I wanted to go. 

Looks like I was the c**t.

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1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said:

Did people used to take photos of their dinner and send it to folk before smart phones?

 

It would have been cold by the time it was delivered

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Currently at Clapham Junction and there’s a c**t sat across from me picking skin off his ear and eating it.

Maybe that’s what passes for a commuter breakfast down here. 

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Currently at Clapham Junction and there’s a c**t sat across from me picking skin off his ear and eating it.
Maybe that’s what passes for a commuter breakfast down here. 
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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Currently at Clapham Junction and there’s a c**t sat across from me picking skin off his ear and eating it.

Maybe that’s what passes for a commuter breakfast down here. 

:lol: Probably just his starter. Keep us updated.

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The person that paid £3.70 for less than you can get in a meal deal at tesco then left it on the train will feel a bit of a c*nt when they go looking for their piece! 

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Ooft smoked ham and mature cheddar as well. Hope you scranned it. 
That is my snack of choice out the meal deal as well but thought I'd leave it for the cleaners. Will be a wee treat for them instead of tanning the dregs out of half drunk cans of monster.

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That is my snack of choice out the meal deal as well but thought I'd leave it for the cleaners. Will be a wee treat for them instead of tanning the dregs out of half drunk cans of monster.
@Supermik not travelling by train today, I see.



*I think it was him that was the hostel cheese thief.
Apologies if wrong.

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Big shout out to the unusual lad on my overfilled commuter train today. 

He went in the toilet (big round type) and didn't lock the door. Some old boy with a can of strongbow staggered up and pushed the button while unusual lad carried on pishing in full view of about a dozen standing punters. 

I'd had a full on week at work and always treat myself to a wee beer on the way home on Friday. Lined up a bit if Dub Syndicate on the headphones, grabbed a beer from my bag and prepared to kick back. 

As I opened my beer. There was a frantic tapping on my elbow. Unusual lad was tapping at me to get my attention. So I took out my earphones and asked what he wanted. 

He pointed at my can and said "good beer" 

I said "is it?" (it was goose Island and the best of a bad bunch in a small shop). 

He said "If you like craft beer you'd like this" and proceeded to show me his pretentious looking can that he'd got from a tap room on an industrial estate and started giving me directions ...

He was still yapping away when I put my music back on and closed my eyes. 

Ordinarily I would try to be more polite and humour people, but I really really couldn't be arsed with it. 

Not sure who the c**t is in this shitey anecdote tbh. No reason there need only be one.

 

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