Busta Nut Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I sat the other night and listen to some fat lassie talk away loud as f**k on her phone as if she was everyone's fantasy. Tellin' her pal her work night oot stories like she gave a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 My missus gets mad at me because I go very withdrawn on trains precisely because I don't want strangers knowing my business and I'm sure they don't want to either. I do exactly this and invariably she starts thinking I am in a mood, and ends up in one herself. Eta I am currently on a train but I am alone so thankfully no such conundrum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Sonsrock said: They’re on the Aberdeen train just leaving Stirling, just sat in front of me. I forgot to lift my earphones this morning, FML Aye the same happened to me 1 hour ago, GordonD said: TBF I'd rather hear "so ah sais tae her" than "so ah wis like... and she wis like..." That probably winds me up the same amount. 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: My missus gets mad at me because I go very withdrawn on trains precisely because I don't want strangers knowing my business and I'm sure they don't want to either. Never really thought of this, but I tend to do the same in most public situations. I don't understand these knobs loudly having bang average conversations like they're the most important c***s in the world. Maybe on a work call acting like they're Alan Sugar when in reality I'm sure the call could have easily waited or never happened at all. Edited December 6, 2019 by thistledo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Never really thought of this, but I tend to do the same in most public situations. I don't understand these knobs loudly having bang average conversations like they're the most important c***s in the world. Maybe on a work call acting like they're Alan Sugar when in reality I'm sure the call could have easily waited or never happened at all. We’ve got a partially deaf woman in work. She’s loud as f**k. She sometimes gets the same train as me and some of the shite she talks is cringey as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, thistledo said: Never really thought of this, but I tend to do the same in most public situations. I don't understand these knobs loudly having bang average conversations like they're the most important c***s in the world. Maybe on a work call acting like they're Alan Sugar when in reality I'm sure the call could have easily waited or never happened at all. Or maybe isn't even happening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Got an Aberdeen - Dundee train this evening. Not really a c***s on a train story, but the train felt like it was a way to fall to bits. Automatic Doors opening and closing without prompt, flickering lights etc. Wifi wasn't working properly and just to make it worse, a c**t two rows from me was streaming WWE on his tablet without using earphones. The doors on the train when getting off wouldn't open, just a bit shite. Just looked it up and Abellio bought the Class 43 second hand from First Great Western ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Got an Aberdeen - Dundee train this evening. Not really a c***s on a train story, but the train felt like it was a way to fall to bits. Automatic Doors opening and closing without prompt, flickering lights etc. Wifi wasn't working properly and just to make it worse, a c**t two rows from me was streaming WWE on his tablet without using earphones. The doors on the train when getting off wouldn't open, just a bit shite. Just looked it up and Abellio bought the Class 43 second hand from First Great Western ffs.They are getting refurbished by Wabtec and they are miles behind schedule. So most of the HST coaches are getting used as a stopgap until they finish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 10 hours ago, ArabAuslander said: Got an Aberdeen - Dundee train this evening. Not really a c***s on a train story, but the train felt like it was a way to fall to bits. Automatic Doors opening and closing without prompt, flickering lights etc. Wifi wasn't working properly and just to make it worse, a c**t two rows from me was streaming WWE on his tablet without using earphones. The doors on the train when getting off wouldn't open, just a bit shite. Just looked it up and Abellio bought the Class 43 second hand from First Great Western ffs. c*** of a train thread for this sort of pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, ArabAuslander said: Not really a c**t on a train story a c**t two rows from me was streaming WWE on his tablet without using earphones. You're shite at this. Edited December 7, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) On 06/12/2019 at 09:43, thistledo said: Middle aged women are right bad for this and particularly constantly adding a collection of words I absolutely hate "so ah sais tae her" and "n' she sais tae me" over and over again. Exactly this but she kept uttering the phrase "but the actual thing wis" getting louder and louder as her cat anecdotes ran on Edited December 7, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 First we get some silly wee drunken fool talking f**k knows what to shit knows who, drinking god only knows what.Now some fat Asian kid who can't sit still and wears different colored shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 First we get some silly wee drunken fool talking f**k knows what to shit knows who, drinking god only knows what.Now some fat Asian kid who can't sit still and wears different colored shoes. Would match DA Baracus' socks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: First we get some silly wee drunken fool talking f**k knows what to shit knows who, drinking god only knows what. Now some fat Asian kid who can't sit still and wears different colored shoes. That's the norm in Asia... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That's the norm in Asia... Their shoes are made by ten-year-old kids in a sweatshop in Carluke 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Why is there always one bawbag that feels the need to stand on a seat towering above everyone. Is it an insecurity thing or an attention seeking c**t thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Had someone on the train this morning and every time they got a text through their phone, at full volume, would go "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS". This happened about 10 times. Utter c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: People that sit at a table of four on their own deserve to be keelhauled. Utter c***s. When I get on an empty train I always watch as every person who comes on immediately regardless of numbers heads to the tables. People are absolute sheep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Wtf is the problem with heading to the tables? More leg room and you get space to put all your stuff. The cuntishness only comes in if you spread your shit all over the table and other chairs so nobody else can sit down. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) Edited December 10, 2019 by Busta Nut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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