Gordon EF Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Boy sitting next to me earlier in the week was absolutely tucking into the contents of his nose all the way from Motherwell to Glasgow. Poor boy obviously missed breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Causes rows in my house, as I refuse calls while I'm on the train. WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER? I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO PUT THE DINNER ON! That's not an issue in our house, as I usually make the dinner. Although I suppose she wouldn't know when I was putting it on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: ‘Utterly despise’ someone who has a different work pattern to you? I utterly despise people for much less than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Gordon EF said: Boy sitting next to me earlier in the week was absolutely tucking into the contents of his nose all the way from Motherwell to Glasgow. Poor boy obviously missed breakfast. That's my route. Canny mind blatantly picking my beak though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Gordon EF said: Boy sitting next to me earlier in the week was absolutely tucking into the contents of his nose all the way from Motherwell to Glasgow. Poor boy obviously missed breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Causes rows in my house, as I refuse calls while I'm on the train. WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER? I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO PUT THE DINNER ON! Ah, see, my wife has managed to program me. I send a text letting her know which train i’m getting. This not only sets the mode of communication - written - but also delivers the required information. Of course, there are always a few numbskulls who try and subvert this. Just put the phone on silent and keeping ignoring their calls. They’ll eventually get the message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 A mother and daughter daftcunt combo have just got on the train to Perth. They are at the front of the scrum to board the now vacated train. They have bags and fair enough they have to store these. Which seats do they pick? The first ones they come to with a table, right by the entrance, so everyone behind them needs to either politely wait or try and scurry past them without any inappropriate touching. Then they decide that mother wants to be in the seats facing forward so they swap sides, then they want to take their jackets off and stow them. Then mother changes back to sit with her daughter again. Then she’s back to the other side again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: A mother and daughter daftcunt combo have just got on the train to Perth. They are at the front of the scrum to board the now vacated train. They have bags and fair enough they have to store these. Which seats do they pick? The first ones they come to with a table, right by the entrance, so everyone behind them needs to either politely wait or try and scurry past them without any inappropriate touching. Then they decide that mother wants to be in the seats facing forward so they swap sides, then they want to take their jackets off and stow them. Then mother changes back to sit with her daughter again. Then she’s back to the other side again. Foot-pie action? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Foot-pie action? Do you mean the proverbial boot to the pie or are you after tales of some kinky mother-daughter foot to muff frotage action on public transport? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: Do you mean the proverbial boot to the pie or are you after tales of some kinky mother-daughter foot to muff frotage action on public transport? You choose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 People using their phones on public transport are c***s. There is no need for it these days with about a million different apps/ways of instant messaging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 (edited) Yesterday a right soor-faced wee boot got on my train about 30 seconds before it left Central, sat down beside a guy diagonally opposite and snapped loudly at him "Shut your legs please" - I looked up in disbelief, and it wasn't even like the poor c**t was doing that manspreading thing where it looks like you're airing your baws...he took a complete beamer and muttered "I'll just stand" Objective secured: two seats to herself on a rush hour train. I think those passive aggressive types choose their targets very carefully though - picked on a middle-class looking guy who didn't look like he'd say boo to a goose whereas most folk would have told her it'd have been better if her mother had shut HER legs... Edited November 16, 2019 by Hillonearth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 People using their phones on public transport are c***s. There is no need for it these days with about a million different apps/ways of instant messaging. Unless your filming mother/daughter/muff/foot action for the P&B pervs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, killiepiemuncher said: Unless your filming mother/daughter/muff/foot action for the P&B pervs. Have you made films with your Mum and daughter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Yesterday a right soor-faced wee boot got on my train about 30 seconds before it left Central, sat down beside a guy diagonally opposite and snapped loudly at him "Shut your legs please" - I looked up in disbelief, and it wasn't even like the poor c**t was doing that manspreading thing where it looks like you're airing your baws...he took a complete beamer and muttered "I'll just stand" Objective secured: two seats to herself on a rush hour train. I think those passive aggressive types choose their targets very carefully though - picked on a middle-class looking guy who didn't look like he'd say boo to a goose whereas most folk would have told her it'd have been better if her mother had shut HER legs... Was going to say that just sounds actively aggressive, nothing passive about it, then found out it's a thing. If you're encroaching into someone else's space, or maybe if you're wearing a kilt, fair enough, but otherwise, wtf! https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/close-your-legs-please-madrid-bus-manspreading-ban-starts-8953328 Edited November 16, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Yesterday a right soor-faced wee boot got on my train about 30 seconds before it left Central, sat down beside a guy diagonally opposite and snapped loudly at him "Shut your legs please" - I looked up in disbelief, and it wasn't even like the poor c**t was doing that manspreading thing where it looks like you're airing your baws...he took a complete beamer and muttered "I'll just stand" Objective secured: two seats to herself on a rush hour train. I think those passive aggressive types choose their targets very carefully though - picked on a middle-class looking guy who didn't look like he'd say boo to a goose whereas most folk would have told her it'd have been better if her mother had shut HER legs...She’s a c**t. He’s pathetic. Don’t ever say ‘manspreading’ again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Have you made films with your Mum and daughter?Perv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Sellik scumbag on my train from Ayr sniffing, coughing and necking Buckfast[emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Sellik scumbag on my train from Ayr sniffing, coughing and necking Buckfast[emoji849] Why was he sniffing buckfast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Why was he sniffing buckfast? It's a better option than drinking the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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