resk Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Are sound c***s on the train allowed here? Got the train from Huntly for the fitba on Saturday and three folk got on at Insch and sat at my table. Off to town for a day on the booze. They offered me a can of cider and had a good chat. Moral of the story - folk fae Insch are sound AF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Are sound c***s on the train allowed here? Got the train from Huntly for the fitba on Saturday and three folk got on at Insch and sat at my table. Off to town for a day on the booze. They offered me a can of cider and had a good chat. Moral of the story - folk fae Insch are sound AF. They were probably just in a good mood they were getting out of Insch for the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, resk said: Are sound c***s on the train allowed here? Got the train from Huntly for the fitba on Saturday and three folk got on at Insch and sat at my table. Off to town for a day on the booze. They offered me a can of cider and had a good chat. Moral of the story - folk fae Insch are sound AF. They thought "We'll give the jaikie a can of cider so he doesn't cause any trouble." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Did they pish in it when you weren't looking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, resk said: Are sound c***s on the train allowed here? Got the train from Huntly for the fitba on Saturday and three folk got on at Insch and sat at my table. Off to town for a day on the booze. They offered me a can of cider and had a good chat. Moral of the story - folk fae Insch are sound AF. What brand of zoider was it? This makes all the difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, nsr said: Did they pish in it when you weren't looking? They pished in it when he was looking and made him drink it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 They pished in it when he was looking and made him drink it.Didn't know they played rugby in Insch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Didn't know they played rugby in Insch. Not enough naked men fondling each other to be rugby chaps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Today's c**t on a train is a middle-aged American man who, after proclaiming to the carriage that he always offers his seat to women because his father raised him to be a gentleman, goes on to tell a story about how when on a sleeper train in France he locked the door to his cabin in order to prevent the passengers with tickets for the other beds gaining entry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 What brand of zoider was it? This makes all the difference. Rekorderlig or whatever it's called. Passion fruit (with a hint of pish). Suffice to say such exotic beverages were not on offer in Insch last time I spent any time there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Didn't know they played rugby in Insch. Nah, Insch is a rugby free zone. Huntly on the other hand is and was staunchly pro-rugby, and consequently folk from there are for the watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Today's c**t on a train is a middle-aged American man who, after proclaiming to the carriage that he always offers his seat to women because his father raised him to be a gentleman, goes on to tell a story about how when on a sleeper train in France he locked the door to his cabin in order to prevent the passengers with tickets for the other beds gaining entry. You should have told him you're surprised he got there first - Americans are usually late for everything, particularly World Wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 After about 18 months of not using the train on a regular basis, it's now back to bring my main form of transport to/from work. Wish me luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/ Looking at the state of him I'm surprised she wasn't done for necrophilia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/ He's lucky he wasn't trampled to death on a rush hour train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/"Digitally penetrated"? Did he stick his mobile phone up her fud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Folk have been put on the register for shit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 20 hours ago, Chicken Wing said: 21 hours ago, NorthernLights said: If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/ "Digitally penetrated"? Did he stick his mobile phone up her fud? That gave me a chuckle as well, Metro seemingly beyond using the term fingering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 23 hours ago, NorthernLights said: If you've had a bad train journey recently then this goes to show it could have been worse. Imagine being stuck in the same carriage as this two. https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/16/pair-spared-jail-performing-sex-acts-rush-hour-train-10748722/ Fergus McCann is looking well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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