Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 11 hours ago, jimmy boo said: I was a nice c**t on the train from Ayr to central today. Slept most of it due to being just back from Poland. That's what the Whermacht said, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 3 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: And means two more free seats tomorrow as her and her bag won't be on the train. Three, actually as neither will the stabber... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 10 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Femspreading is the word. Why do Americans call a handbag a purse? What do they call a purse - holster, perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Or a fannypack. Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 3 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Slumming it with commuters in the rush hour to Glasgow, what a fascinating species! A couple of particular c*nts of note:- Woman gets on at Dunblane. Sits on the aisle seat opposite me plonking her handbag down on the window seat then staring at the table to avoid eye contact with anyone else looking for a seat. She gets off at Stirling only to be replaced by a younger more sophisticated c*nt who sits in the middle of the seats keeping her bag on her shoulder not only taking up the 2 seats but stretching her legs out across the aisle as well! She then acts all put out when someone at Larbert has the balls to tell her to shift her hole and stop hogging seats when folk are standing. I always sit on the aisle seat. The window seat has shit legroom and I don't like being closed in. I only put my bag on it if the train is deserted. I'm always amazed by the amount of people who would rather stand than ask to get past me. The wallflower c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Three, actually as neither will the stabber... Four...stabbee and her bag, stabber and his/her bag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, coprolite said: I always sit on the aisle seat. The window seat has shit legroom and I don't like being closed in. I only put my bag on it if the train is deserted. I'm always amazed by the amount of people who would rather stand than ask to get past me. The wallflower c***s. aye, they're the c***s... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 A right c**t on the train to Edinburgh this morning. One of these people that only have one volume, probably assumes her conversation is far more interesting than anything else people were trying to listen to. She had three particularly loud phone calls mostly telling people she had an interview, but the most grating thing was she constantly said 'aye' in the most annoying way I've ever heard, it was sort of like "eeehhhye" hope she doesn't get the fucking job or i'll have more of that to put up with every morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 46 minutes ago, coprolite said: I don't like being closed in. ..The wallflower c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Why do Americans call a handbag a purse? What do they call a purse - holster, perhaps?My wife's American. She calls her purse a wallet. They're a strange breed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Why do Americans call a handbag a purse? What do they call a purse - holster, perhaps? My wife's American. She calls her purse a wallet. They're a strange breed Hmmm. To me a wallet is something you stick in a pocket - trousers, jacket. Although I suppose Americans would stick a wallet in their "pants"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Why do Americans call a handbag a purse? What do they call a purse - holster, perhaps? My wife's American. She calls her purse a wallet. They're a strange breed Does she call you an arse or a fanny? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Some girl on the train from Stirling to Glasgow eating a smelly home-cooked mix of beige vegetables. She has annoyed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Some girl on the train from Stirling to Glasgow eating a smelly home-cooked mix of beige vegetables. She has annoyed me. Wid....Not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I have to say photos are a bonus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I have to say photos are a bonus! Not always - the most appetising thing in that photo is the tub of mystery vegetables. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Not always - the most appetising thing in that photo is the tub of mystery vegetables. I was thinking more about the lingerie in the Debenhams bag tbh. Edited March 7, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I was thinking more about the lingerie in the Debenhams bag tbh. I suspect the feel of silk would be more than cancelled out by the smell of cabbage... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 4 hours ago, milton75 said: Some girl on the train from Stirling to Glasgow eating a smelly home-cooked mix of beige vegetables. She has annoyed me. Taking photos of a stranger on public transport and sharing it on a chat room is definitely not 'register' material. But, for what its worth, wid ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Taking photos of a stranger on public transport and sharing it on a chat room is definitely not 'register' material. But, for what its worth, wid ! That did occur to me. But I was really annoyed. The smell was boke-inducing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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