supermik Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, GordonD said: Indeed. Let's hope the bag didn't contain her life-saving medication. I would have left it if it contained yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 i wouldnt have touched the bag but told a guard. knowing my luck id be half way down the platform with said bag and got confronted by the angry owner accusing me of theft! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, supermik said: I would have left it if it contained yours. Bet you'd have taken it if it contained cheese! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Riot Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Gold medal c***s on the 1550 Glasgow Queen Street to Stirling. Train is busy with folk standing. Two of them taking a table and putting their bags in the window seats and sitting in the aisle seats. Not content with that, their two wee b*****ds are jumping up and down all over the seats and table opposite, taking another four seats out. And the wee lassie apparently was called Kendo. As in Nagasaki. That's her life fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Quiet Riot said: Gold medal c***s on the 1550 Glasgow Queen Street to Stirling. Train is busy with folk standing. Two of them taking a table and putting their bags in the window seats and sitting in the aisle seats. Not content with that, their two wee b*****ds are jumping up and down all over the seats and table opposite, taking another four seats out. And the wee lassie apparently was called Kendo. As in Nagasaki. That's her life fucked. and you didn't tell them to get the bags lifted? or ask to see the tickets for the bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, Adam101 said: and you didn't tell them to get the bags lifted? or ask to see the tickets for the bags? This. I don't understand why someone standing wouldn't tell them to shift. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Riot Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 50 minutes ago, Adam101 said: and you didn't tell them to get the bags lifted? or ask to see the tickets for the bags? For your first point I already had my seat. For your second, I was a passenger and not employed by Scotrail to inspect tickets. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 For your first point I already had my seat. For your second, I was a passenger and not employed by Scotrail to inspect tickets. Shitebag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Every train should have a Big Man, IMHO 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/?fbclid=IwAR1F0-n7NLPawPPiG3oBJFS5CCf8U4ZrGaIkiVQtI0zSp9sDL0W_Vr4jefY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 That's not a c***, that's a p***k... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Where the f**k is his neck??? He looks like a cross between James Forrest and Peter Beardsley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 5 hours ago, GordonD said: https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/?fbclid=IwAR1F0-n7NLPawPPiG3oBJFS5CCf8U4ZrGaIkiVQtI0zSp9sDL0W_Vr4jefY Priapism....at last I can put a name to it, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 "Outstanding officer." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 It's a fare cop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 In Japan they have special wanking carriages at the rear of some of the older bullet trains. Takes a bit of getting used to, I must say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 15/12/2018 at 16:50, Quiet Riot said: Gold medal c***s on the 1550 Glasgow Queen Street to Stirling. Train is busy with folk standing. Two of them taking a table and putting their bags in the window seats and sitting in the aisle seats. Not content with that, their two wee b*****ds are jumping up and down all over the seats and table opposite, taking another four seats out. And the wee lassie apparently was called Kendo. As in Nagasaki. That's her life fucked. On 15/12/2018 at 18:54, Adam101 said: and you didn't tell them to get the bags lifted? or ask to see the tickets for the bags? On 15/12/2018 at 19:13, welshbairn said: This. I don't understand why someone standing wouldn't tell them to shift. Not saying something to them to get them shifted and then moaning about it on a Internet forum is cuntish behaviour imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Monday morning has really brought out the gimps today, lets stick our ticket through the gate 5 times, because it didnt work the first 4 times I'm sure it will work this time. followed by the next person sticking their ticket through and then trying to walk through the barriers before they opened as he hadnt taken his ticket back out of the gateline. and then finally, the complete walloper in front of me, who waited for the gateline to close before inserting his ticket. OFFS, you can put your ticket in without waiting. Correct usage of gatelines should be taught in schools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdhafc1874 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Coming back from Edinburgh to Motherwell after doing some shopping at the Xmas Market. Get to Haymarket & amount of roasters who jumped on my carriage thinking train was going to Falkirk High... Conductor turfed them off at Carstairs to wait on the next train back to Edinburgh [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 In Japan they have special wanking carriages at the rear of some of the older bullet trains. Takes a bit of getting used to, I must say. “Facts You Made Up” thread for this pish.🤪 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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