Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 51 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: How do you know it was her c**t that he touched? It might be arse on a train... His shakey hands means he's normally very popular with the ladies...once they get know him, of course. Provided he doesn't boot fùck out of them either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Touched his own tits IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Class guy. Would today's news have been known to the SFA when the Hall of Fame thing was an issue a few weeks ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Otherwise quiet morning train, polluted by the sound of four oary Mancunian-type women sitting together, all seemingly speaking at the same time. Men only carriages, get em sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Not so much a c**t as an idiot. Got train from Aberdeen to Glasgow last night.As we approached Queen St a bloke ( London accent ) came up and asked for directions to Central and was it walkable. Explained yes and said I would direct him as I was going that way. On route we chatted and he explained he was just up in Glasgow and Edinburgh for a couple of days work and as was free that day had jumped on a train to Aberdeen as he wanted to see the city of Aberdeen. Only when on train did he find out it was a 2 and 3/4 hour journey. He hadn't thought Scotland that big and assumed he would only be about an hour.He managed about an hour in Aberdeen before it got dark and he had to come back It took massive willpower not to laugh in his face. Who gets on a train not knowing how far and how long the journey is 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: He hadn't thought Scotland that big and assumed he would only be about an hour. The reason for that is when they're mentioning parts of the country on TV. They break it up into bits like the south-west, south-east, Home Counties, Midlands, north-east, north-west and Scotland. So people assume we're the same size as the other parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 He's a fucking idiot and I hope he gets attacked by a honey badger inside a tornado. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Not so much a c**t as an idiot. Got train from Aberdeen to Glasgow last night.As we approached Queen St a bloke ( London accent ) came up and asked for directions to Central and was it walkable. Explained yes and said I would direct him as I was going that way. On route we chatted and he explained he was just up in Glasgow and Edinburgh for a couple of days work and as was free that day had jumped on a train to Aberdeen as he wanted to see the city of Aberdeen. Only when on train did he find out it was a 2 and 3/4 hour journey. He hadn't thought Scotland that big and assumed he would only be about an hour.He managed about an hour in Aberdeen before it got dark and he had to come back It took massive willpower not to laugh in his face. Who gets on a train not knowing how far and how long the journey is off topic here but when i worked for npower my laptop packed in. called head office in england and was told to "just nip it into the glasgow office". i live in forfar. girl was genuinely surprised when i explained the length of that journey. she believed everywhere in Scotland was just beside glasgow and Edinburgh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Not so much a c**t as an idiot. Got train from Aberdeen to Glasgow last night. As we approached Queen St a bloke ( London accent ) came up and asked for directions to Central and was it walkable. Explained yes and said I would direct him as I was going that way. On route we chatted and he explained he was just up in Glasgow and Edinburgh for a couple of days work and as was free that day had jumped on a train to Aberdeen as he wanted to see the city of Aberdeen. Only when on train did he find out it was a 2 and 3/4 hour journey. He hadn't thought Scotland that big and assumed he would only be about an hour. He managed about an hour in Aberdeen before it got dark and he had to come back It took massive willpower not to laugh in his face. Who gets on a train not knowing how far and how long the journey is Mate of mine in Wales was heading to Aberdeen with his daughter to join a cruise ship, thought they were almost there when they passed Gretna. Would have missed it by half a day if it hadn't been delayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilMARKnock Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 off topic here but when i worked for npower my laptop packed in. called head office in england and was told to "just nip it into the glasgow office". i live in forfar. girl was genuinely surprised when i explained the length of that journey. she believed everywhere in Scotland was just beside glasgow and Edinburgh. Had something similar a few years back when in Aberdeen on a Friday afternoon asking if I could “call in to Inverness “ on my way back down to Ayrshire, stupid English c***s! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Had something similar a few years back when in Aberdeen on a Friday afternoon asking if I could “call in to Inverness “ on my way back down to Ayrshire, stupid English c***s! Also had another similar oneWe had a job needing done at Georgemas near Thurso. Our Welsh team are the experts for the work needing done, decided to fly one of them up to Inverness and me to pick him up and drive him to Georgemas to size the job up.He couldn’t believe that it was another two hour drive from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Sonsrock said: Also had another similar one We had a job needing done at Georgemas near Thurso. Our Welsh team are the experts for the work needing done, decided to fly one of them up to Inverness and me to pick him up and drive him to Georgemas to size the job up. He couldn’t believe that it was another two hour drive from there. Asda version of christmas? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: Also had another similar one We had a job needing done at Georgemas near Thurso. Our Welsh team are the experts for the work needing done, decided to fly one of them up to Inverness and me to pick him up and drive him to Georgemas to size the job up. He couldn’t believe that it was another two hour drive from there. Try taking the train from Inverness to Wick. Four and a half hours. But they're both up in the top right corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Asda version of christmas? Probably what we'd celebrate if Jesus had been born in England. Of course they wouldn't have been able to find three wise men and a virgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Try taking the train from Inverness to Wick. Four and a half hours. But they're both up in the top right corner. Do they call you soft southern shitebags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Not so much a c**t as an idiot. Got train from Aberdeen to Glasgow last night.As we approached Queen St a bloke ( London accent ) came up and asked for directions to Central and was it walkable. Explained yes and said I would direct him as I was going that way. On route we chatted and he explained he was just up in Glasgow and Edinburgh for a couple of days work and as was free that day had jumped on a train to Aberdeen as he wanted to see the city of Aberdeen. Only when on train did he find out it was a 2 and 3/4 hour journey. He hadn't thought Scotland that big and assumed he would only be about an hour.He managed about an hour in Aberdeen before it got dark and he had to come back It took massive willpower not to laugh in his face. Who gets on a train not knowing how far and how long the journey is To be fair, an hour in Aberdeen is enough for anyone!! [emoji6] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Sonsrock said: Also had another similar one We had a job needing done at Georgemas near Thurso. Our Welsh team are the experts for the work needing done, decided to fly one of them up to Inverness and me to pick him up and drive him to Georgemas to size the job up. He couldn’t believe that it was another two hour drive from there. Was going to say you should have flown him up to Wick, but see it would have meant changing in Edinburgh or Aberdeen. Don't know why I've bothered posting this tbh. P.S. Direct flight from Manchester to Kirkwall and the ferry to Scrabster might be better if the times match. Depends if their from North or South Wales as well. Edited November 20, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Got to love a good old jocko chip on the shoulder. Most folk's geography is shite. These same people probably think Norwich to Ipswick is a 20 minute walk. I certainly have no real idea how far it may be from sheffield to leeds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Was going to say you should have flown him up to Wick, but see it would have meant changing in Edinburgh or Aberdeen. Don't know why I've bothered posting this tbh. P.S. Direct flight from Manchester to Kirkwall and the ferry to Scrabster might be better if the times match. Depends if their from North or South Wales as well.South Wales. He was only up to assess the job. When he came back to do the job with his squad they had to add two days at the start and two at the end for travel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: South Wales. He was only up to assess the job. When he came back to do the job with his squad they had to add two days at the start and two at the end for travel Kerrrching! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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