Dee Man Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, nsr said: My wife last night almost literally as I got home from work: "Just pop the kids in the bath while I nip out to the post office for something I forgot, I'll bath them when I get back" (at a time when the post office will 100% guaranteed be closed). Half an hour or more later, no sign of her, I've had to bath both kids and start giving them tea. Finally she turns up, surprise the post office was closed, but she decided to go into the Co-op for some clearly essential items while she was there. I am raging just reading this. Does she work as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Not at the moment. Youngest kid hasn't started school yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 My wife last night almost literally as I got home from work: "Just pop the kids in the bath while I nip out to the post office for something I forgot, I'll bath them when I get back" (at a time when the post office will 100% guaranteed be closed). Half an hour or more later, no sign of her, I've had to bath both kids and start giving them tea. Finally she turns up, surprise the post office was closed, but she decided to go into the Co-op for some clearly essential items while she was there. Why didn't you tell her the PO would be closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: Why didn't you tell her the PO would be closed? It wouldn't have stopped her if I had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 A kick in the pie may have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 18 hours ago, Dee Man said: It really depends what your job is, m8. Back in the day when I was a fabricator/welder and my flat didn't have a shower my bathwater was filthy, which strangely turned on my gf at the time, the dirty freak. No much manual labour happening where I work. You wouldn't happen to still have her number do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, M0rtonfc said: Another one I forgot to add is that she always phone her mum and her gran every single Saturday morning and then after her calls gives it the old "when's the last time you've called your mum or gran?" with the 1 hand on the hip and wiggly finger, every single time. Tell her they're fucking deid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 58 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Aye, the halcyon days of going down the wetherspoons and getting chips on the way up the road. will be a thing of the past. Wish I had a bird to get chips with Have you tried hanging about with a bag of chips outside a Wetherspoons at kicking out time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Have you tried hanging about with a bag of chips outside a Wetherspoons at kicking out time? All too often. You can have mine if you want. Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Only in it for the chips. No deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 They're hidden in her jeans. You need to find them. Probably still warm as well. No that hungry anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, nsr said: My wife last night almost literally as I got home from work: "Just pop the kids in the bath while I nip out to the post office for something I forgot, I'll bath them when I get back" (at a time when the post office will 100% guaranteed be closed). Half an hour or more later, no sign of her, I've had to bath both kids and start giving them tea. Finally she turns up, surprise the post office was closed, but she decided to go into the Co-op for some clearly essential items while she was there. She's getting pumped aff the neighbour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Not a fan of chips and cheese then? Not any more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, blanco said: She's getting pumped aff the neighbour. Hope not, we live next to an old folks' home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Tell her they're fucking deid. Suggestion NOTED! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: They're hidden in her jeans. You need to find them. Probably still warm as well. No vinegar required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Sauce supplied monthly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 They're hidden in her jeans. You need to find them. Probably still warm as well. WidMmmmmm chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 They'll be mash by now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 48 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No vinegar required. No vinegar stroke happening looking at that..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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