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Mine is awful. Whenever my lass gets hiccups, it lasts for ever. For some reason, even typing this, I get an angry feeling coming straight from my core, like actually within my mid drift as they continue. I think it's that they're at irregular intervals, plus she does nothing to try stop them.

Genuinely feel terrible for feeling angry, I've no idea why and I haven't said anything as it sounds so ridiculous.

Also, cold feet in bed. Not funny first time, not funny ever.

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In the good old days, if I happened to go baws oot and invest in a 9 pack of bog roll, it would do me for months. I was, and still am, a firm believer in shiteing during work hours. Now with the good lady in tow a 9 pack will last around 9 days. There are at minimum two, maybe three bog rolls scattered in various states of unravel around our toilet at any one time, with the one in the holder set up so that the sheets face the wall........count to 10 big man!

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Mine is awful. Whenever my lass gets hiccups, it lasts for ever. For some reason, even typing this, I get an angry feeling coming straight from my core, like actually within my mid drift as they continue. I think it's that they're at irregular intervals, plus she does nothing to try stop them.

Genuinely feel terrible for feeling angry, I've no idea why and I haven't said anything as it sounds so ridiculous.

Also, cold feet in bed. Not funny first time, not funny ever.

Same here with the hiccups! Drives me crazy, hasn't happened recently but it will
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For an intelligent women Mrs Captain watches tv that would make you weep.

America's Next Top Model, My Big Fat Gipsy Wedding and a plethora of other übber pish that requires a quick exit to the kitchen and the sanity of Planet Rock on the radio.

Shouldn't be allowed access to the remote.

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Mrs can't use the dishwasher. Manages to put every item in precisely the wrong way round or covered over so they can't be cleaned. Everything comes out unwashed and I have to re-load it. Any offer of a lesson on how to load it is met with fury.

 

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6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Mrs can't use the dishwasher. Manages to put every item in precisely the wrong way round or covered over so they can't be cleaned. Everything comes out unwashed and I have to re-load it. Any offer of a lesson on how to load it is met with fury.

 

Congratulations on your 12345th post.

I've pm'd you your free kick in the pie voucher to use at your convenience.

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If I'm telling a story to someone that involves my missus and I get it slightly wrong, she interrupt's me mid convo to correct me or shakes her head as if to say "that's incorrect". A perfect example was last week, after a few beers talking to some friends I was talking about 3 couples who came to view a flat we were selling, when telling the story I made a ghastly error and said the 2nd couple were the one's who viewed it first and she comes flying in, bloody wummin! Does ma tits in!

 

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Another one I forgot to add is that she always phone her mum and her gran every single Saturday morning and then after her calls gives it the old "when's the last time you've called your mum or gran?" with the 1 hand on the hip and wiggly finger, every single time.

 

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10 hours ago, Stellaboz said:


Call it a feeling from the pit of your stomach then. Somewhere in the nearby area of anatomy.

I was just being pedantic, it's midriff. 

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17 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said:

Another one I forgot to add is that she always phone her mum and her gran every single Saturday morning and then after her calls gives it the old "when's the last time you've called your mum or gran?" with the 1 hand on the hip and wiggly finger, every single time.

 

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