microdave Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 19 hours ago, Bairnardo said: On her second lengthy phone call of the night to her pal. Highlight of this one was asking me to read out her new phone number she just got today.... Me..... "Has she got a pen and paper like? Shouldn't I just send her it? Her.... "No she's out for a walk the now, just wanted to tell her the number" Me.... "No" If your missus is calling from the new phone, the friend will have the number as it'll now be in the call history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 18 hours ago, microdave said: If your missus is calling from the new phone, the friend will have the number as it'll now be in the call history. Three words - Logic? Woman? Wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers. Bought a new oven glove. Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove. Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers. Bought a new oven glove. Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove. Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it" Throw the old one in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 8 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Throw the old one in the bin. She's good with the kids. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) 5 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers. Bought a new oven glove. Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove. Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it" Thought I was shit at buying Xmas presents. And only one? Edited January 20 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Thought I was shit at buying Xmas presents. And only one? Apparently they are sold in singles as oven gloves and in pairs as oven mitts and when sold as mitts they are joined together with string or something like that. ???????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Thought I was shit at buying Xmas presents. And only one? Do you not read the Financial Times ? Inflation in rampant,There’s a cost of living crisis, got to cut back your spending somewhere . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 17 minutes ago, hk blues said: Apparently they are sold in singles as oven gloves and in pairs as oven mitts and when sold as mitts they are joined together with string or something like that. ???????? That might explain why our oven gloves both seem to be for the same hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Why not avoid the glove/mitt confusion altogether and just use a folded dish towel? Special oven hand garments are for middle class Tories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Apparently muting the sound on the TV is the same as turning the TV off when she goes out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That might explain why our oven gloves both seem to be for the same hand. We all haven’t got that luxury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 45 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Apparently muting the sound on the TV is the same as turning the TV off when she goes out. Sound? Tellies? If only P&B had previous... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Oh has covid again so this is what's going on in our household several times a day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dagane Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 She passed her driving test last month and already knows it all .We've bought a wee car to get her off and running , still under warranty and the power steering has packed in Her " what's wrong " Me " power steering red light is on and that's making the steering wheel stiff" Her " but the engine starts and I can still move the steering wheel I can still drive it " Me " get out the fkn car please and I'm hiding the keys " Cars been picked up earlier and coming back Monday , look out for me on the c**nts on the road thread regularly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 4 minutes ago, dagane said: She passed her driving test last month and already knows it all .We've bought a wee car to get her off and running , still under warranty and the power steering has packed in Her " what's wrong " Me " power steering red light is on and that's making the steering wheel stiff" Her " but the engine starts and I can still move the steering wheel I can still drive it " Me " get out the fkn car please and I'm hiding the keys " Cars been picked up earlier and coming back Monday , look out for me on the c**nts on the road thread regularly Fnnnar Keep us updated wrt this domestic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 This seemingly never-ending desire to waffle constantly about unimportant nonsense. Please can I enjoy some silence for a short while? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 minute ago, Alert Mongoose said: This seemingly never-ending desire to waffle constantly about unimportant nonsense. Please can I enjoy some silence for a short while? B+Q. Black bin bags - aisle 8 Gaffer tape - aisle 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Fnnnar Keep us updated wrt this domestic. It's not a domestic , I'm only trying to save the population of the west of Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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