Mark Connolly Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Hot chocolate is shite. You're shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: You're shite Username : Mark Connolly. lawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eatmygoal Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 20 minutes ago, mathematics said: This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever. Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Just now, Eatmygoal said: Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eatmygoal said: Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted. Good grief, man, do you have any idea who he is married to ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eatmygoal Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Good grief, man, do you have any idea who he is married to ? Clearly not! But she must be a more discerning hot chocolate drinker than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 On 20/11/2022 at 20:06, Oystercatcher said: Salmon fillets for dinner tonight. The wife, the salmon tastes quite fishy. No shit. Not all of us are oystercatchers. But even I know that no shit is a bonus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 22 hours ago, mathematics said: This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever. Some seriously expensive hot chocolates there. Looks like a cost of living crisis just on its own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, beefybake said: Some seriously expensive hot chocolates there. Looks like a cost of living crisis just on its own. Oh don’t make me google the prices. Edited November 23, 2022 by mathematics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Oh don’t make me google the prices. Yeah, don't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 I had suhin to moan about but I forget what it was now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Not for the first time, she's picking the wean up from something, and knows il have dinner ready for just after 6. She will, undoubtedly be standing talking shite to folk while the wean waits to get up the road for her dinner, which will be cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 50 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Not for the first time, she's picking the wean up from something, and knows il have dinner ready for just after 6. She will, undoubtedly be standing talking shite to folk while the wean waits to get up the road for her dinner, which will be cold. Take the American route, give the wean a PS5 and GTA V. Within a couple of months that kid will be ready to jump in the car and drive home themselves! https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-police-13-year-old-daughter-driving-drunk-parents-n376546 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) She: "At what time will we leave?" Me: "Well, we need to be there at half past so about 10 past" She: "Then we'll be early. Quarter past" * *insert any times with her changing it by five minutes either way* Every. Single. Time. Edited November 29, 2022 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, jimbaxters said: She: "At what time will we leave?" Me: "Well, we need to be there at half past so about 10 past" She: "Then we'll be early. Quarter past" * *insert any times with her changing it by five minutes either way* Every. Single. Time. Mrs. did this to me once. I just walked out and left her with the words "You can explain to Senga & Jimmy* why you're late AND you can pay for the taxi." Worked like a charm......... (* names changed to protect the innocent....) Edited November 29, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Parks as far away from the supermarket front door as the supermarket car park will allow. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Stops the car door being banged by other idiotic, inconsiderate drivers. I do this quite a lot. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Busta Nut said: Parks as far away from the supermarket front door as the supermarket car park will allow. Why? Get out and walk for sixty seconds, ya lazy bassa Try being in a car with someone who'll drive round and round a busy car park for ten minutes in the hope that a space close to the door appears, while there's half a dozen at the edge. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Get out and walk for sixty seconds, ya lazy bassa Try being in a car with someone who'll drive round and round a busy car park for ten minutes in the hope that a space close to the door appears, while there's half a dozen at the edge. Don't get me wrong. I don't want to be at the door. Even then tonight I was meeting her in there, then helped her with stuff to the motor afore going the other way again. But I can't understand why she picks the furthest away spot regardless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Don't get me wrong. I don't want to be at the door. Even then tonight I was meeting her in there, then helped her with stuff to the motor afore going the other way again. But I can't understand why she picks the furthest away spot regardless. Have you expressed irritation at her doing this in the past? Might have your answer right there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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