Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[coprolite]

That's the halloween decorations up. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

2 hours ago, coprolite said:

That's the halloween decorations up. 

You know the roolz...................................

[scottsdad]

1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

You know the roolz...................................

[KingRocketman II]

On 12/10/2022 at 08:34, Jacksgranda said:

 

I set them up...

ha yes exactly - didn't even require a tap in. You self-deprecate () and someone thinks there is something still missing......

[Glennie]

[coprolite]

Double dunt

For the last year I've been buying recycled woodchip cat litter that can just go in the compost bin, for environmental reasons. 

Today i found her emptying it into a plastic bag and putting it in the main bin. 

Which also explains where the shopping bags (20p to 30p a pop) keep disappearing to. 

[coprolite]

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

[scottsdad]

56 minutes ago, coprolite said:

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

Saves you putting the heating on, I'd think.

[dagane]

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

[Florentine_Pogen]

48 minutes ago, dagane said:

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

You'll soon be able to apply this logic to your exhaust. (assuming it's not an EV)

Edited November 2, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen

[Leith Green]

On 02/11/2022 at 12:12, coprolite said:

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

That cat is pissing itself laughing somewhere..........

[Soapy FFC]

When I cook, which is most of the time, the first thing I do is empty the dish washer and tidy away any dirty dishes. When she cooks, she starts preparing stuff, then 10 minutes later goes “can you empty the dish washer” and by implication clear up the dirty dishes already there. It doesn’t occur to her that I never ask her to do that when I cook.

[hk blues]

13 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

When I cook, which is most of the time, the first thing I do is empty the dish washer and tidy away any dirty dishes. When she cooks, she starts preparing stuff, then 10 minutes later goes “can you empty the dish washer” and by implication clear up the dirty dishes already there. It doesn’t occur to her that I never ask her to do that when I cook.

She's playing a blinder mate, an absolute blinder!  

[Oystercatcher]

Salmon fillets for dinner tonight.

The wife, the salmon tastes quite fishy.

 

No shit.

[madmitch]

On 03/11/2022 at 02:19, dagane said:

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

Reminds me of what happened to a friend of mine. He was cycling to work when a female driver turning left knocked him off of his bike.  Her reasoning for this was "you weren't there yesterday when I was making that turn".

[Florentine_Pogen]

14 hours ago, Oystercatcher said:

Salmon fillets for dinner tonight.

The wife, the salmon tastes quite fishy.

 

No shit.

Actually, she does have a point. https://foodsguy.com/salmon-gone-bad/

[Oystercatcher]

3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Actually, she does have a point. https://foodsguy.com/salmon-gone-bad/

It was bought that day, really fresh. She's just being a clown 

[mathematics]

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

[Florentine_Pogen]

7 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

Now you know why some men are driven to installing a patio in the back green....................

[Derry Alli]

11 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

Hot chocolate is shite.