Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[coprolite]

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

[scottsdad]

56 minutes ago, coprolite said:

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

Saves you putting the heating on, I'd think.

[dagane]

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

[Florentine_Pogen]

48 minutes ago, dagane said:

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

You'll soon be able to apply this logic to your exhaust. (assuming it's not an EV)

Edited November 2, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen

[Leith Green]

On 02/11/2022 at 12:12, coprolite said:

And i just found out she's bought the cat a blanket for its birthday. 

What cost of living crisis? 

That cat is pissing itself laughing somewhere..........

[Soapy FFC]

When I cook, which is most of the time, the first thing I do is empty the dish washer and tidy away any dirty dishes. When she cooks, she starts preparing stuff, then 10 minutes later goes “can you empty the dish washer” and by implication clear up the dirty dishes already there. It doesn’t occur to her that I never ask her to do that when I cook.

[hk blues]

13 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

When I cook, which is most of the time, the first thing I do is empty the dish washer and tidy away any dirty dishes. When she cooks, she starts preparing stuff, then 10 minutes later goes “can you empty the dish washer” and by implication clear up the dirty dishes already there. It doesn’t occur to her that I never ask her to do that when I cook.

She's playing a blinder mate, an absolute blinder!  

[Oystercatcher]

Salmon fillets for dinner tonight.

The wife, the salmon tastes quite fishy.

 

No shit.

[madmitch]

On 03/11/2022 at 02:19, dagane said:

I'm learning mine to drive at the moment .There are 2new speed bumps at the edge of Auchinleck which she refuses to slow down for and clatters over them at an awfy speed ,because as she says "they never used to be there"

Reminds me of what happened to a friend of mine. He was cycling to work when a female driver turning left knocked him off of his bike.  Her reasoning for this was "you weren't there yesterday when I was making that turn".

[Florentine_Pogen]

14 hours ago, Oystercatcher said:

Salmon fillets for dinner tonight.

The wife, the salmon tastes quite fishy.

 

No shit.

Actually, she does have a point. https://foodsguy.com/salmon-gone-bad/

[Oystercatcher]

3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Actually, she does have a point. https://foodsguy.com/salmon-gone-bad/

It was bought that day, really fresh. She's just being a clown 

[mathematics]

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

[Florentine_Pogen]

7 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

Now you know why some men are driven to installing a patio in the back green....................

[Derry Alli]

11 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

Hot chocolate is shite.

[Mark Connolly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said:

Hot chocolate is shite.

You're shite

[Derry Alli]

1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said:

You're shite

Username : Mark Connolly.

lawl.

[Eatmygoal]

20 minutes ago, mathematics said:

This. All of them are open, none of them empty. It’s the same in the bathroom: hunners of half used bottles of whatever.

Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted.

[mathematics]

Just now, Eatmygoal said:

Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted.

[Florentine_Pogen]

6 minutes ago, Eatmygoal said:

Tip then all into one tub and throw away empties. Sorted.

Good grief, man, do you have any idea who he is married to ?

[Eatmygoal]

11 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Good grief, man, do you have any idea who he is married to ?

Clearly not! But she must be a more discerning hot chocolate drinker than me.