Derry Alli Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wow, 11 days and women haven't annoyed any of us in that time? Until now I got up at half 6 this morning and went downstairs to walk the dog as usual. I found the washing machine to be on and a load of washing spinning around inside which means she has set the machine last night to come on about half 5 this morning. I think she thinks the cost of living won't affect us and we can afford to have power to a washing machine for at least 7 hours while sleeping You're in the wrong here, lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wow, 11 days and women haven't annoyed any of us in that time? Until now I got up at half 6 this morning and went downstairs to walk the dog as usual. I found the washing machine to be on and a load of washing spinning around inside which means she has set the machine last night to come on about half 5 this morning. I think she thinks the cost of living won't affect us and we can afford to have power to a washing machine for at least 7 hours while sleeping Nah you’ve fucked up here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 4 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Wow, 11 days and women haven't annoyed any of us in that time? Until now I got up at half 6 this morning and went downstairs to walk the dog as usual. I found the washing machine to be on and a load of washing spinning around inside which means she has set the machine last night to come on about half 5 this morning. I think she thinks the cost of living won't affect us and we can afford to have power to a washing machine for at least 7 hours while sleeping Aye, cost of living crisis aside, pick your battles wisely and shut yer pus or you'll end up doing your own washing from now on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Doing your own washing means putting one load in the machine, getting it dry AND put away all within the same calendar month. Because that sure as f**k seems beyond every woman I’ve ever met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Also... Her - time you done today? Me, WFH - Four at the earliest, I have to work til four, I’m busy today. Her - OK, we can do *whatever the f**k it is, I’m not listening because I’m working* if we leave just after four Later on... Her, at 1200hrs - you still done at 4? Later on... Her, at 1400hrs - look, if we go now you can make up the time when we get in Later on... Her, at 1515hrs - you ready to go? It’s near enough time. I thought you said you were done at half three anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jimmy Shaker said: Doing your own washing means putting one load in the machine, getting it dry AND put away all within the same calendar month. Because that sure as f**k seems beyond every woman I’ve ever met. Not my wife. If by putting it away you mean leaving it on the sofa in the spare room upstairs, that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, hk blues said: Not my wife. If by putting it away you mean leaving it on the sofa in the spare room upstairs, that is. That’s pretty close! That’s some kind of record. Made it upstairs tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jimmy Shaker said: That’s pretty close! That’s some kind of record. Made it upstairs tho. You say that, but the drying area is on the upstairs terrace! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Speaking of woman and the washing. I've been given strict instructions not to do the wifes washing. I usually put everything on a mixed cycle so can do colours and whites on the same wash and have had heehaw bother (no colours running or that). Wife thinks this is too risky so has said she'll do her own washing. This is all fine and well however what invariably happens is she'll come home from work, have her tea, potter about and by about 10pm realises she's no work clothes for the morning. She'll stick a wash on and then fall asleep on the sofa and go to bed without hanging it up. On the off chance she does hang it up before bed she realises it won't be dry for the morning unless she puts the heating on or sticks it in the tumble in the morning. She's absolutely no concern when it comes to money/energy use at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Raithie said: Speaking of woman and the washing. I've been given strict instructions not to do the wifes washing. I usually put everything on a mixed cycle so can do colours and whites on the same wash and have had heehaw bother (no colours running or that). Wife thinks this is too risky so has said she'll do her own washing. This is all fine and well however what invariably happens is she'll come home from work, have her tea, potter about and by about 10pm realises she's no work clothes for the morning. She'll stick a wash on and then fall asleep on the sofa and go to bed without hanging it up. On the off chance she does hang it up before bed she realises it won't be dry for the morning unless she puts the heating on or sticks it in the tumble in the morning. She's absolutely no concern when it comes to money/energy use at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Saves me doing two separate washes for colours and whites. I'm saving lecky anaw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Raithie said: I usually put everything on a mixed cycle so can do colours and whites on the same wash and have had heehaw bother (no colours running or that). 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Really, it’s fine, as long as the colors have already been washed once before. 8 hours ago, Raithie said: Saves me doing two separate washes for colours and whites. I'm saving lecky anaw Thumbs up, m8! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 23 hours ago, hk blues said: putting it away you mean leaving it on the sofa in the spare room upstairs 23 hours ago, hk blues said: but the drying area is on the upstairs terrace! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Hands up - ahm no gettin it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 11:56, Raithie said: Saves me doing two separate washes for colours and whites. I'm saving lecky anaw 100% mate. I think I have only ruined 3 white shirts in 20+ years of mixing whites and colours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Sent Mrs Mathematics (asked nicely) to the shop for Pinot Grigio. Comes back with a bottle of Chardonnay because “it has a whale on the label”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, mathematics said: Sent Mrs Mathematics (asked nicely) to the shop for Pinot Grigio. Comes back with a bottle of Chardonnay because “it has a whale on the label”. You can't argue with her logic. Mainly because she'd stove your head in with the bottle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 19 minutes ago, mathematics said: Sent Mrs Mathematics (asked nicely) to the shop for Pinot Grigio. Comes back with a bottle of Chardonnay because “it has a whale on the label”. I'm sitting singing to myself - "whale on the label, its got a whale on the label, whaaale on the label" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, BFTD said: You can't argue with her logic. Mainly because she'd stove your head in with the bottle. Then gut me with the smashed glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Just now, mathematics said: Then gut me with the smashed glass. Hey, we all have foreplay preferences that we aren't proud of. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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