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Has signed eldest son up for a summer sports camp starting Monday. 

He needs a hurley and a helmet for the hurling part, there are no sports shops within 50 miles of us that sells them. They are open till 6 today or 1-5 tomorrow, but as tomorrow is her day off she would rather I went today ( I work Mon-Fri and am still wfh). 

She started work at 10, kids were at a party from 11-1 at a place round the corner from her work. As she doesn't drive I had to drive her to the 15mins work, take the kids food shopping and hang around to drop them off. Go for a wander to get breakfast and waste 2 hours. Collect kids, take them and shopping home, feed them lunch and then I am going to have to drive to the sports shop (right next to smyths, with two young kids in the car ffs) and try and get this bloody helmet. 

Then after I get home, feed them dinner, go collect her. 

I then get the joys of dropping the eldest off at 10 and collecting at 2 on a week I am chock full of meetings and have 2 major projects to finalise for delivery. 

It gets better as she is working at 10 Tues Wed's and Thurs so I have to organise drop off for camp and her work around that as well. 

Apparently I should have known all this would need done when she signed him up for this camp without telling me... 

Looking at tying garden forks to the shoes for the pie booting to be delivered 

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6 minutes ago, weirdcal said:

He needs a hurley and a helmet

If he didn't have the latter already, he wouldn't be thinking about the former.

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33 minutes ago, BFTD said:

If he didn't have the latter already, he wouldn't be thinking about the former.

Have to make sure right size so not tugged off or balls hit his face... 

I'm sure the wife has something he can borrow as these things never happen with her around 

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On 23/07/2022 at 06:17, Theroadlesstravelled said:

She booked 2 sets of tickets for the same flight because she “forgot” she had already bought them.

You can’t get refunds for them.

 

When I was mildly annoyed she got mad at me for making her feel bad.

Leaves open the option of not having to sit next to her on the plane.

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Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday.

This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place.

A brick wall needs built.....

Tonight....

I'm to pay for it....

 

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18 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday.

This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place.

A brick wall needs built.....

 

 

........and she will fit neatly in the foundation trench.................

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Reckon I could fire War and Peace in here after a weeks holiday but since its a merge of this thread, calling cards of morons, and PTTGOYN, il just leave "spends hours raking the stupid junk shops on holiday to buy crappy souvenirs for a list of folk the length of her* arm"



*Next time use the length of your arm it wilnae take as long hahahahahaha f**k you

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She will spend ages in a shop, even if it's just one item. Birthday cards are a prime example. FFS just pick a card and pay for it.

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I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one.

“Sorry you’re deid.”

“Happy 32th Birthday”

“Congratulations on being alive”

“Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision”

“Youre a c**t”

Theyre all in there.

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