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33 minutes ago, BFTD said:

If he didn't have the latter already, he wouldn't be thinking about the former.

Have to make sure right size so not tugged off or balls hit his face... 

I'm sure the wife has something he can borrow as these things never happen with her around 

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On 23/07/2022 at 06:17, Theroadlesstravelled said:

She booked 2 sets of tickets for the same flight because she “forgot” she had already bought them.

You can’t get refunds for them.

 

When I was mildly annoyed she got mad at me for making her feel bad.

Leaves open the option of not having to sit next to her on the plane.

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Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday.

This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place.

A brick wall needs built.....

Tonight....

I'm to pay for it....

 

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18 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday.

This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place.

A brick wall needs built.....

 

 

........and she will fit neatly in the foundation trench.................

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Reckon I could fire War and Peace in here after a weeks holiday but since its a merge of this thread, calling cards of morons, and PTTGOYN, il just leave "spends hours raking the stupid junk shops on holiday to buy crappy souvenirs for a list of folk the length of her* arm"



*Next time use the length of your arm it wilnae take as long hahahahahaha f**k you

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I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one.

“Sorry you’re deid.”

“Happy 32th Birthday”

“Congratulations on being alive”

“Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision”

“Youre a c**t”

Theyre all in there.

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On 27/07/2022 at 08:33, Melanius Mullarkay said:

I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one.

“Sorry you’re deid.”

“Happy 32th Birthday”

“Congratulations on being alive”

“Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision”

“Youre a c**t”

Theyre all in there.

Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years!

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2 minutes ago, TxRover said:

Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years!

Mickey Mouse degree?

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