Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Mrs Wilson having to take a shite in the kitchen sink is not the Saturday I was expecting. Surely she could have used an Aldi bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 15 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Tiktok. Good grief its fucking awful. Annoying loud Internet video folk but on steroids. Hahahahahaha look at this guy getting his nose waxed Aww look a Bush baby Do you think I could twerk like that Shut the f**k up My wife is obsessed with TikTok as well. We'll be watching something on TV, pause it so I can get up for a drink or a pee - away about 30-60 seconds - and I come back and she's got it on her phone. Inane shite. Made worse when she wants to show me a "fuuny"/"cute"/"ridiculous" one. It's an app for teenagers, you're in your 30s, gie it a break! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: My wife is obsessed with TikTok as well. We'll be watching something on TV, pause it so I can get up for a drink or a pee - away about 30-60 seconds - and I come back and she's got it on her phone. Inane shite. Made worse when she wants to show me a "fuuny"/"cute"/"ridiculous" one. It's an app for teenagers, you're in your 30s, gie it a break! Mine was watching an elephant scratch its bum on a big stone this morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Mine was watching an elephant scratch its bum on a big stone this morning. No doubt I'll get shown that one when she comes back from her pal's later on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: My wife is obsessed with TikTok as well. We'll be watching something on TV, pause it so I can get up for a drink or a pee - away about 30-60 seconds - and I come back and she's got it on her phone. Inane shite. Made worse when she wants to show me a "fuuny"/"cute"/"ridiculous" one. It's an app for teenagers, you're in your 30s, gie it a break! These stupid fucking videos have always been annoying when folk insist on showing you or having them on as annoying background noise, but Tiktok is next level. It goes at such pace. A belt conveyor of pure, brain rotting shite getting fired out relentlessly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 13 hours ago, pandarilla said: 13 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? That's mental chat. You need to get it sorted. Unsurpringly it all comes from her mother. And her mother. And no doubt countless mothers before that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 20:46, Bairnardo said: Do you think I could twerk like that Can she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 16/07/2022 at 12:04, Sergeant Wilson said: Mine was watching an elephant scratch its bum on a big stone this morning. ^^^^took a selfie by mistake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 20:46, Bairnardo said: Tiktok. Their adverts are some of the worst I've ever seen. YouTube are always pushing TikTok commercials on me between videos ("Most popular video in Scotland!"), and it's always mind-numbing dreck that surely wouldn't encourage anyone, even your missus, to actually try their service. I really don't understand their advertising strategy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 If she falls asleep first, like tonight, her snoring keeps me awake. It's like a drill going off. Hopefully the amount of beer I've had tonight will anesthesitise me enough to.get some sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Her week in Yorkshire with her pal has been called off. She is gutted. So am I. My plans for the week all ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 On 17/07/2022 at 23:12, Busta Nut said: Can she? Yes, she can. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I've heard "idears" and "sangwiches" twice tonight. I'm filing for divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 2 hours ago, philpy said: I've heard "idears" Leave the house immediately and burn it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandön Par said: Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. Kinky goings on in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. Maybe its one that makes everything look bigger. She's sympathetically trying to help you chief 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. Makes amateur porn easier to film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 minute ago, RH33 said: Makes amateur porn easier to film. It’s not quite what I’d had in mind when suggesting to her to get a new hobby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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