Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 52 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" 'What did I say Roy?' 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? Ready made excuse for you to go for a wander on your own, find a boozer, and get shitfaced. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"?They want equal rights when it suits them!... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 7 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? Tell her a man doesn't order a fucking juice from the bar and throw a pint over her. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 8 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? My one seems to regress to a child-like state quite often when it comes to taking responsibility/making decisions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 9 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? Time your bar trips for the same time that a hot female is there, and stand right beside her. That might do the trick. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Cooked in the morning for 5 folk. Preparation she used 5 plates, 6 bowls, ALL the spoons and 4 pans(pots). Every sauce/spice bottle (still on the bunker) chilly everywhere (on the floor/bunker), rice, looked like we just showered the bride and groom. Knifes (big) left lying about (with a 3 yo wandering), 3 sets of scissors (she broke 1 pair), f**k knows what she was using them for. I had to do the the dishes before we could eat. Food was good but by f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 21 hours ago, jimbaxters said: winterdykes Genuinely had no idea what that was and had to look it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 21 hours ago, jimbaxters said: winterdykes Genuinely had no idea what that was and had to look it up Same here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eednud said: Same here. It's a west coast thing. I feel like a double agent sometimes. I speak neither east/west/north tongue but seem to always understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 One from earlier in the week. I'm in the upstairs shower behind two closed doors. I hear a shriek, loud enough to be heard but not intelligible. Something might be wrong so I respond from the top of the stairs... "Bring the bleach down when you're ready". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Tiktok. Good grief its fucking awful. Annoying loud Internet video folk but on steroids. Hahahahahaha look at this guy getting his nose waxed Aww look a Bush baby Do you think I could twerk like that Shut the f**k up She woke up before me today. Went downstairs, got her phone, came back and started watching this pish. Even with the volume down, it woke me up. Apparently I am grumpy today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Tiktok. Good grief its fucking awful. Annoying loud Internet video folk but on steroids. Hahahahahaha look at this guy getting his nose waxed Aww look a Bush baby Do you think I could twerk like that Shut the f**k up Yep. She's been watching some "celebrity couple" (exactly), "Cole and abbie" from dumfries. A stupid wee neddy couple who talk to each other in bairns voices. Just f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Genuinely had no idea what that was and had to look it up. 1 hour ago, Eednud said: Same here. Good of you to enlighten the rest of civilisation you selfish gits. I also looked it up and am also not sharing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm in the upstairs shower Does this filter down to a downstairs shower, like the double bath in the old days, with a quick nip of hot water from the kettle for the second folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Just now, SlipperyP said: Does this filter down to a downstairs shower, like the double bath in the old days, with a quick nip of hot water from the kettle for the second folk? I no longer have a downstairs shower, since my circumstances changed. I was simply exp!aining the distance and barriers preventing a normal conversation. You might ask why she didn't use the bleach I had told her was in the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I no longer have a downstairs shower, since my circumstances changed. I was simply exp!aining the distance and barriers preventing a normal conversation. You might ask why she didn't use the bleach I had told her was in the kitchen. You do know that wimmin can hear through 2 boards of concrete never mind a wee bit glass. As for the bleach, Covid is over, no need to slurping on it anymore. Just sell the excess bottle down Greenend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: You do know that wimmin can hear through 2 boards of concrete never mind a wee bit glass. As for the bleach, Covid is over, no need to slurping on it anymore. Just sell the excess bottle down Greenend. There can't be excess bleach. Every surface is doused in it, or bleach products. She imagines smells things, then applies bleach, then complains about the smell of bleach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: There can't be excess bleach. Every surface is doused in it, or bleach products. She imagines smells things, then applies bleach, then complains about the smell of bleach. I'm out, really. What has brought that shite on, I hear about all the time. Scared of smelly, then cover everything in chemicals, to smell of chemicals. Least you don't need to shower. Going back. What were you doing upstairs unsupervised? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, philpy said: Yep. She's been watching some "celebrity couple" (exactly), "Cole and abbie" from dumfries. A stupid wee neddy couple who talk to each other in bairns voices. Just f**k right off. My daughter breathlessly pointed that pair out to me in a shop a while ago. I've still got no idea who they are or what they do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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