velo army Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 28 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of these boys does the job You think the lad was just crushing them in his hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, velo army said: You think the lad was just crushing them in his hands? He was talking about battering f*** out of them, so I had no idea whether he was using his hands, a spoon, a mallet or what. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: He was talking about battering f*** out of them, so I had no idea whether he was using his hands, a spoon, a mallet or what. Tennis racquet imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, velo army said: Tennis racquet imo Wouldn't surprise me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 47 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: One of these boys does the job Lightly done too, you don't want baby food. And some skin and lumps left from scrubbed tatties, and a big chunk of butter while you heat it back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: He was talking about battering f*** out of them, so I had no idea whether he was using his hands, a spoon, a mallet or what. Battering? Was he planning to deep fry it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Just now, welshbairn said: Lightly done too, you don't want baby food. And some skin and lumps left from scrubbed tatties, and a big chunk of butter while you heat it back up. What? Mash the spuds straight off the boil with a little milk and butter, no need to heat anything up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shipa said: Battering? Was he planning to deep fry it? On 31/10/2021 at 20:21, Adam said: My gf wanted to make dinner tonight, which is fine, as I’ve probably not had a night off from making dinner in at least 2 months, but it had to be a Sunday. My favourite meal of the week, one which I put hours of effort into making. She wanted to make steak pie, which was delicious tbf, but made mash rather than roast potatoes. I fucking hate mash potatoes. To make matters worse, she asked me to mash them as it’s too difficult, and no matter how much I battered f**k out of the spuds, they were still lumpy. Furious. Ask him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 31/10/2021 at 15:48, Thorongil said: My wife has a weird and hugely irritating practice involving pillows.I sleep on 2 ordinary pillows. She sleeps on two other pillows which are just awful. Your head sinks right into them. She also though has two auxiliary pillows for watching TV or using the laptop in bed. Ok. Ok… So that’s 4 in use. So I’ll come up to bed and see my pillows are missing. She’ll be on the laptop or computer. I’ll go to the en suite for a pish and brush my teeth. I’ll make my way to the bed and start to climb in. Still no sign of my pillows, but I know where they are. She’ll continue to watch TV or look at her phone or laptop. I want to lie down but I have no pillows. I then lose my ability to mask my seethe and begin to sigh and huff. “OH ALRIGHT, IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS PILLOWS AGAIN IS IT?” These will then be pulled from under her and her other 4 pillows and haughtily cast on the bed. She’ll then storm off to the bathroom in a huff to brush her own teeth. I’m now the bad guy, for wanting to lie down on pillows on my own bed, at bedtime. Rinse and repeat. On 31/10/2021 at 16:27, velo army said: Just use your ability to form words and ask her for the fucking pillows. Infuriating things I do to myself for this pish. Reading this made ma piss boil. As @velo army said just get her telt. "gies ma fucking pillows" instead of huffing and puffing like a teenage girl. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Trip to Perth tonight from Norfolk. "Have your bag packed by Thursday" I reminded her on Sunday. "I'll try finish early Thursday" she said. Still no finished. Bag still no packed. Ah well, at least the roads will be quiet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 14 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Trip to Perth tonight from Norfolk. "Have your bag packed by Thursday" I reminded her on Sunday. "I'll try finish early Thursday" she said. Still no finished. Bag still no packed. Ah well, at least the roads will be quiet So will the car, assuming you just left her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Credit where its due, aced the journey last night. The roads were deserted. Easiest drive in a long while. Set off just before 7, in bed in the flat by half 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Credit where its due, aced the journey last night. The roads were deserted. Easiest drive in a long while. Set off just before 7, in bed in the flat by half 1 [emoji4] ^^^ But did she peg you senseless.?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Only looks at houses about 30k above our price range, then moans like f**k when I say we can't afford them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 minute ago, dave258 said: Only looks at houses about 30k above our price range, then moans like f**k when I say we can't afford them. Does she support Rangers as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 What? Mash the spuds straight off the boil with a little milk and butter, no need to heat anything up.Wouldn’t heat them back up as such but keep them over a heat cause the milk will cool them down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 She accidentally left the heating on all day. Been home for 3 hours now and it's still absolutely boiling in here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: She accidentally left the heating on all day. Been home for 3 hours now and it's still absolutely boiling in here. Have a beer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does she support Rangers as well? If she did then at least she might come up with some creative ways to avoid the taxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 7 hours ago, dave258 said: If she did then at least she might come up with some creative ways to evade the taxes. FTFY 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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