Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Going to just claim the thread now. Went out to work tonight having arranged someone to buy something off us on Gumtree for 15 quid. Hardly a princely sum, but thats what was negotiated. Wife pisses and moans about the fact that shes to carry out this transaction which is annoying enough. It turns out that this utter chancer turned up with no cash.... Can anyone guess what the wife did then???? Pumped him? 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Going to just claim the thread now. Went out to work tonight having arranged someone to buy something off us on Gumtree for 15 quid. Hardly a princely sum, but thats what was negotiated. Wife pisses and moans about the fact that shes to carry out this transaction which is annoying enough. It turns out that this utter chancer turned up with no cash.... Can anyone guess what the wife did then????Does this have a happy ending? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Going to just claim the thread now. Went out to work tonight having arranged someone to buy something off us on Gumtree for 15 quid. Hardly a princely sum, but thats what was negotiated. Wife pisses and moans about the fact that shes to carry out this transaction which is annoying enough. It turns out that this utter chancer turned up with no cash.... Can anyone guess what the wife did then???? Said "Well, you can just have it then, no use to me!" And thus Bairnardo found himself in new ownership! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pumped him? Probably. 19 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Going to just claim the thread now. Went out to work tonight having arranged someone to buy something off us on Gumtree for 15 quid. Hardly a princely sum, but thats what was negotiated. Wife pisses and moans about the fact that shes to carry out this transaction which is annoying enough. It turns out that this utter chancer turned up with no cash.... Can anyone guess what the wife did then???? Does this have a happy ending? Depends on which party you represent 10 minutes ago, Shipa said: Said "Well, you can just have it then, no use to me!" And thus Bairnardo found himself in new ownership! Closest so far to the seethe inducingly obvious answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Take it away and post the money later? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Going to just claim the thread now. Went out to work tonight having arranged someone to buy something off us on Gumtree for 15 quid. Hardly a princely sum, but thats what was negotiated. Wife pisses and moans about the fact that shes to carry out this transaction which is annoying enough. It turns out that this utter chancer turned up with no cash.... Can anyone guess what the wife did then???? "Oh, you forgot your wallet? No problem, just take it and (don't bother to)pop back with the money tomorrow" ? How can women take random obvious chancers like that at their word, when most of them don't even trust their own man to go for a quiet pint without pumping the barmaid? Mental creatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Did she give him a lift up the road As well ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Is "gaslighting" a thing? I tend to see it used when nutters are telt they are nutters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Take it away and post the money later? Not even that, CBA with sorting out details for a bank transfer so just take it away for free..... 1 hour ago, 'WellDel said: "Oh, you forgot your wallet? No problem, just take it and (don't bother to)pop back with the money tomorrow" ? How can women take random obvious chancers like that at their word, when most of them don't even trust their own man to go for a quiet pint without pumping the barmaid? Mental creatures. Apparently at no point was "come back when you have the money" or even "f**k off you absolute chancer" considered. Just a straight up "I know we agreed 15 quid but lets call it nothing instead. Incredible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 We need to know what the item was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: We need to know what the item was Nowt exciting m8, just an auld buggy (unmodified) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Bairnardo said: Nowt exciting m8, just an auld buggy (unmodified) Divorce is the only answer here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Divorce is the only answer here. Hmmmmm. I agree, but it seems like a lot of work/hassle...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Hmmmmm. I agree, but it seems like a lot of work/hassle...... Sounds like she'll give you everything to avoid the hassle, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Hmmmmm. I agree, but it seems like a lot of work/hassle...... It'll be fine. Just turn up at the lawyer without any cash and....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Rugster said: We need to know what the item was His collection of Chris De Burgh CDs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Not even that, CBA with sorting out details for a bank transfer so just take it away for free..... Tbf, giving your bank details away to a total stranger could have been worse.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Serves you right for not doing the decent thing and donating it to a charity shop. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) The daft c**t gave me COVID. She had symptoms for 1 day then back to normal. 2 weeks later I still can’t stop coughing and still feeling like shite. Edited August 31, 2021 by RossDee01 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 13 hours ago, welshbairn said: Tbf, giving your bank details away to a total stranger could have been worse.. Nah it wouldn't have really 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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