BFTD Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, red23 said: So an update, to piss her off/test her i said we should watch a film so picked gran torino (worth a watch for anyone who's not seen it tbh) thought it might strike a cord with her As i though vile comments throughout and continued bigotry, "why are you making me watch chinese people" and half way through refused to watch anymore. Pretty sure it's over tbh. Fucking hell. She must have been furious about Clint's gradual shift in attitude towards the "Chinese" people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 48 minutes ago, red23 said: So an update, to piss her off/test her i said we should watch a film so picked gran torino (worth a watch for anyone who's not seen it tbh) thought it might strike a cord with her, wanted to see if theres a decent human in that skull of hers. As i though vile comments throughout and continued bigotry, "why are you making me watch chinese people" and half way through refused to watch anymore. Pretty sure it's over tbh. That is fucked up, mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 You should never be at the stage where you're testing the exact limits of your romantic partner's racism by watching Clint Eastwood movies imo 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 6 hours ago, red23 said: So an update, to piss her off/test her i said we should watch a film so picked gran torino (worth a watch for anyone who's not seen it tbh) thought it might strike a cord with her, wanted to see if theres a decent human in that skull of hers. As i though vile comments throughout and continued bigotry, "why are you making me watch chinese people" and half way through refused to watch anymore. Pretty sure it's over tbh. No wonder, they were irritating. Try her with Monkey or The Water Margin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Sounds like romper stomper might be her kind of film 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 probably her dad. Who isn't around, the craziest girls are always the ones who's dad hasn't ever been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Last night Mrs. Back decided to put some flowers down the garbage disposal. Had to dismantle all the plumbing under the kitchen sink to clear out the predictable blockage it caused. I have no idea why she thought putting flowers in there would be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Left Back said: Last night Mrs. Back decided to put some flowers down the garbage disposal. Had to dismantle all the plumbing under the kitchen sink to clear out the predictable blockage it caused. I have no idea why she thought putting flowers in there would be fine. Buy her a compost bin for her birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 I'm posting this from the safety of the day after, having just broken the ice and made a joke about it with the missus... So I've survived and I'm in the clear.Yesterday i had a day out with work pals and my wife was coming along. Early on in the day I get home and notice that her hair is looking straight and nice and so I compliment her on it (note to anyone who doesn't do this already... always tell people when you notice something nice about them).Anyway, 10 mins before we leave she comes downstairs with frizzy hair which doesn't look anywhere near as good. She says that she's annoyed that she's bothered to do it as it was sitting nice but she bought this new curling toy thing and wanted to use it.Before I spoke she said 'it's like I'm doing an 80s throwback' - and then (inexplicably) I decide to throw my hot take into the mix.So I say 'honey your hair looked brilliant, and now it looks like fancy dress'.As soon as the words were out my mouth I regretted them. If i could've stopped time right there and then but alas it was too late. The damage was done.She stomped off in a rage, guilt tripping me as she went (ignoring my pleading apologies and lame excuses).But she's a trooper is my wife, and so she comes back down 20 minutes later and apologises for losing her temper. I grovel accordingly and the day is saved. But let this be a lesson... The line 'fancy dress' should never be used as a descriptive term for your wife when you're on the way out the door. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Yesterday i had a day out with work pals and my wife was coming along. Is this normal? Do you all know each other well and all of your partners were in attendance? Can't imagine ever taking my bird on a works do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 I can't imagine either a) taking her or b) her wanting to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 49 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Is this normal? Do you all know each other well and all of your partners were in attendance? Can't imagine ever taking my bird on a works do. She was the stripper. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Is this normal? Do you all know each other well and all of your partners were in attendance? Can't imagine ever taking my bird on a works do. It was a leaving do for me, and i worked in a corridor full of women!I've never known a school to have as few men before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Just now, pandarilla said: It was a leaving do for me, and i worked in a corridor full of women! I've never known a school to have as few men before. That makes a bit more sense then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: That makes a bit more sense then! It makes less sense to me. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It makes less sense to me. I've known a few guys to bring their mrs along to their leaving do and unless he's shagging one of them women in his corridor it's not that mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: I've known a few guys to bring their mrs along to their leaving do and unless he's shagging one of them women in his corridor it's not that mental. Well he'll significantly reduce his chances with his wife present. It's much harder to pretend she doesn't exist or has been comatose for years. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Well he'll significantly reduce his chances with his wife present. It's much harder to pretend she doesn't exist or has been comatose for years. I've known a few guys to bring their mrs along to their leaving do and unless he's shagging one of them women in his corridor it's not that mental. I struggle to shag my wife these days never mind find the energy or inclination to shag anyone else.Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of wids in the corridor - but I'm way past the period in life where having a bit on the side is on the agenda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 5 hours ago, pandarilla said: It was a leaving do for me, and i worked in a corridor full of women! I've never known a school to have as few men before. Did you get a decent leaving present out of the minxes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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