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5 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:
21 hours ago, BFTD said:
Mrs SP must be fairly well endowed to use her brassiere as a phone case.
Unless she has a wee clamshell?

That post deserves at least 2 Kenneth gifs.

Deserves more than two, have a street full.

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Somehow, Mrs’ photos have started appearing in my phone. Noticed this pic yesterday..

Nice to know my day’s work paid for a pair of flip flops.

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/women/shoes-for-women/slides-thongs-sandals-for-women/gg-blooms-supreme-floral-slide-sandal-p-408508KU2008919

 

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5 minutes ago, Peter Grant said:

Somehow, Mrs’ photos have started appearing in my phone. Noticed this pic yesterday..

Nice to know my day’s work paid for a pair of flip flops.

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/women/shoes-for-women/slides-thongs-sandals-for-women/gg-blooms-supreme-floral-slide-sandal-p-408508KU2008919

 

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Wid*

 

 

 

Spoiler

*huv

 

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2 hours ago, Peter Grant said:

Somehow, Mrs’ photos have started appearing in my phone. Noticed this pic yesterday..

Nice to know my day’s work paid for a pair of flip flops.

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/women/shoes-for-women/slides-thongs-sandals-for-women/gg-blooms-supreme-floral-slide-sandal-p-408508KU2008919

 

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^^^Has been googling thongs^^^

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She just cannot seem to bring a conversation to a natural end. If we are visiting family and we go to leave, there will be a further 20 mins of conversation before we actually stand up. Then about another 15 in the hall and ten while we are on the driveway.

She had someone dropping off a gift for her, this person got up to leave and then spent 25 mins talking to her at the front door, door open and a draught coming through the house.

Then I get called grumpy for pointing this out.

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7 hours ago, Peter Grant said:

Somehow, Mrs’ photos have started appearing in my phone. Noticed this pic yesterday..

Nice to know my day’s work paid for a pair of flip flops.

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/women/shoes-for-women/slides-thongs-sandals-for-women/gg-blooms-supreme-floral-slide-sandal-p-408508KU2008919

 

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Is she in The Simpsons?

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Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.”

Me “I don’t like Thai food”

“You’ve never ate it.”

“I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.”

“Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”


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Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.”

Me “I don’t like Thai food”

“You’ve never ate it.”

“I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.”

“Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”


Great
You dont know that things that happened before you met them at best dont count, and at worst are grounds for multiple cast-ups?
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5 minutes ago, mizfit said:

Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.”

Me “I don’t like Thai food”

“You’ve never ate it.”

“I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.”

“Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”


Great

In fairness Thai food is great, I am siding with her on this one. 

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In fairness Thai food is great, I am siding with her on this one. 


I tried to counter it with the Mexican restaurant she loves and her response was she’s bored of Mexican food.
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Thai is by far the hardest cuisine to replicate at home IMO which makes Thai restaurants even more glorious.


The last time I had Thai was at a restaurant in Manchester. It really didn’t go down well and I spent half the night ill.

Not had it since so I’ll maybe enjoy it this time.
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1 hour ago, mizfit said:

Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.”

Me “I don’t like Thai food”

“You’ve never ate it.”

“I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.”

“Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”


Great

I don't mind Thai food - I'll go.

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13 hours ago, mizfit said:

Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.”

Me “I don’t like Thai food”

“You’ve never ate it.”

“I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.”

“Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”


Great

 

It’s just a cup of tea how bad could it be?

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On the train home yesterday morning. The following exchange of dialogue occurs. 

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Upon opening the bag of goodies when I meet her off the train, there's no ginger and two bacon and omlette baguettes. 

'You didn't ask for ginger' she insists. She did get yum yums, but apparently I didn't ask for them either and they're for her sister. 

 

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14 hours ago, mizfit said:

 


The last time I had Thai was at a restaurant in Manchester. It really didn’t go down well and I spent half the night ill.

Not had it since so I’ll maybe enjoy it this time.

 

See she was right!

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15 hours ago, mizfit said:

 


The last time I had Thai was at a restaurant in Manchester. It really didn’t go down well and I spent half the night ill.

Not had it since so I’ll maybe enjoy it this time.

"The last time I had Thai was with [insert name of ex here] on that weekend in Manchester"

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