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10 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Brushes the floor but leaves a small pile of dirt ready to scoop into the bin next to the bin. 

I mean, fucking why? Why oh fucking why.

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I mean, fucking why? Why oh fucking why.
I calmly asked today morning.

Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere...

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15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I calmly asked today morning.

Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere...

Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks.

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19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I calmly asked today morning.

Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere...

Mine does it too. I suspect her rationale is a mixture of its a bit of a struggle to get the wee shovel out and she thinks I should do it. 

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In a way it's quite comforting to find out my wife isn't the only one who does this. She sweeps the kitchen floor into a wee corner beside the fridge and just leaves the pile. I've never been able to understand why leaving a pile of dirt in the corner of the kitchen is acceptable behaviour.

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49 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I calmly asked today morning.

What is this hoodoo? 

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51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks.

"they say a woman's work is never done, maybe that's why they get paid less"

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Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks.
As long as its the 1 where stella gets physically hurt
What is this hoodoo? 
Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with.

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Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with.
I live in the EU m9, where do you live?

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2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:
Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with.

I live in the EU m9, where do you live?

I live in Scotland. 

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4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
I live in Scotland. 

Well, that's that!

Indeed. Quite the easy win you handed me there

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When making food of any sort, leaves a bafflingly small amount of the ingredients out. 1/4 of a stock cube, 1/16th of an onion. I'm going to start photographically documenting this.

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3 minutes ago, Pato said:

When making food of any sort, leaves a bafflingly small amount of the ingredients out. 1/4 of a stock cube, 1/16th of an onion. I'm going to start photographically documenting this.

Mine will use half an onion then put the other half in the fridge for future use. By future use, I mean that I end up throwing it out 4 days later. 

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8 minutes ago, CountyFan said:

Mine will use half an onion then put the other half in the fridge for future use. By future use, I mean that I end up throwing it out 4 days later. 

At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf?

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5 minutes ago, Pato said:

At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf?

Eat it. 

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11 minutes ago, Pato said:

At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf?

Adam-and-Eve--Bible-Eden-Nude-Christiani

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At least with half an onion there is some reasonable use case. What am I supposed to do with a solitary lettuce leaf?
Why are you letting her f**k about in your kitchen?

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