Empty It Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 There's two couples where I work. One are married, the wife is the husbands boss and they do absolutely everything together. Cycle in, go for lunch, share an office space. They barely talk though. The other don't live together, barely see each other at work and then - apparently - go to different houses and spend all night playing on the xBox with one another on Call of Duty or whatever. She has recently taken to (and this blows my mind) watching Netflix on Facetime with her man's best friend. He admitted this to me and I have no fucking idea what is going on there. 100% getting pumped by the best friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I have no fucking idea what is going on there. That is what is going on there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Ended up marrying my boss from my first proper job after uni. We then ran a business together for about 16 years. Just given her a dream job; doing my shopping. Barely see each other most days so works out well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 16 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: The other don't live together, barely see each other at work and then - apparently - go to different houses and spend all night playing on the xBox with one another on Call of Duty or whatever. She has recently taken to (and this blows my mind) watching Netflix on Facetime with her man's best friend. He admitted this to me and I have no fucking idea what is going on there. This is insane and on the bold bit the defo do that in the buff. "flash yer muff when Hastings says "Mother of God" type stuff". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Brushes the floor but leaves a small pile of dirt ready to scoop into the bin next to the bin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 19 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Working with a partner/ spouse must be a nightmare. My work is weird for this. My manager is married to a director, that directors sister works in our department and her other sister is manager of another department. Another director is married to the lassie who now works in IT and there's another couple who work on the shop floor. My idea of absolute hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I avoided the risk of my wife becoming employed at the same place as me by marrying a workshy shirker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 23 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Working Living with a partner/ spouse must can be a nightmare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Brushes the floor but leaves a small pile of dirt ready to scoop into the bin next to the bin. I mean, fucking why? Why oh fucking why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I mean, fucking why? Why oh fucking why.I calmly asked today morning.Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I calmly asked today morning. Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere... Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I calmly asked today morning. Apparently she does other things at the same time like feed the cats. Then got defensive and I detected a threat of putting me in a Kimoru lock somewhere... Mine does it too. I suspect her rationale is a mixture of its a bit of a struggle to get the wee shovel out and she thinks I should do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 In a way it's quite comforting to find out my wife isn't the only one who does this. She sweeps the kitchen floor into a wee corner beside the fridge and just leaves the pile. I've never been able to understand why leaving a pile of dirt in the corner of the kitchen is acceptable behaviour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 49 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I calmly asked today morning. What is this hoodoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks. "they say a woman's work is never done, maybe that's why they get paid less" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Mine is a clean freak. The only thing she won’t polish is my knob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Classic multi tasking and finishing about 1 in 10 of said tasks.As long as its the 1 where stella gets physically hurt What is this hoodoo? Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with. I live in the EU m9, where do you live? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Hes not mentioned before, but I happen to know that he lives in a different country and as a Fifer, had only a loose grasp of English to begin with. I live in the EU m9, where do you live? I live in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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