Central Belt Caley Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 11 hours ago, Al B said: My wife won't even entertain a question/conversation about toilet habits/behaviour so I darent ask, however I can only assume that given the quite fucking staggering rate we go through toilet roll, women don't run with the "2 sheets, folded" technique, and have some other "grab the roll and wrap it round your hand 18 times" style. My ex used to go through ridiculous amounts, she’d stay over here and there’d be less than half of a full toilet roll left after a new one had been put on the holder and she’d only have been here for about 12 hours. Just dumped her instead of having the awkward conversation 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Puts our joint bank account details into a royal mail scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 11 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: My ex used to go through ridiculous amounts, she’d stay over here and there’d be less than half of a full toilet roll left after a new one had been put on the holder and she’d only have been here for about 12 hours. Just dumped her instead of having the awkward conversation It’s definitely a thing. I think they all do that hand wrap thing where they wrap about 40 sheets of paper round their hand for a single wipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 She can be a very noisy eater at times, so what does she buy yesterday?? A big bag of walkers "max double crunch". I'm actually surprised none of the posters on here who live abroad didn't hear the fucking crunching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 oh ya fucker - disaster averted?Have cancelled the card and moved all the money into another account for now. All seems to be okay... Still though what an idiot, they don't even deliver on Sundays [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 My wife won't even entertain a question/conversation about toilet habits/behaviour so I darent ask, however I can only assume that given the quite fucking staggering rate we go through toilet roll, women don't run with the "2 sheets, folded" technique, and have some other "grab the roll and wrap it round your hand 18 times" style.We've not talked about it in detail obviously but I think you're right. Unfortunately my wife seems to have taught our daughter the same technique - another bulk-buy required from Costco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 53 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Have cancelled the card and moved all the money into another account for now. All seems to be okay... Still though what an idiot, they don't even deliver on Sundays I am hoping you moved the money to a proper account rather than the missus transfering it to some account set up for her by the daughter of a dead Kenyan prince? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 The first lassie I lived with went through a power of toilet roll, sometimes going through one of the big multipacks in a week. I was young, so didn't think much of it. One day I visited the lavvy, sat on the throne, and found myself face to face with a nest of bloody toilet paper perched on the edge of the bath. Apparently she used bum tickets instead of pads and had forgotten to dispose of the evidence while changing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 When she’s finished hovering she just puts the power off at the wall without turning the hoover off and when I go to plug the hoover in next time its used it the power is on the second i put the plug in the wall and I get a fright. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Have cancelled the card and moved all the money into another account for now. All seems to be okay... Still though what an idiot, they don't even deliver on Sundays [emoji38]I assume it cost you £1.79 for that underpaid postage though [emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 18 minutes ago, throbber said: When she’s finished hovering 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Puts our joint bank account details into a royal mail scam. What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 12:03, Al B said: My wife won't even entertain a question/conversation about toilet habits/behaviour so I darent ask, however I can only assume that given the quite fucking staggering rate we go through toilet roll, women don't run with the "2 sheets, folded" technique, and have some other "grab the roll and wrap it round your hand 18 times" style. My wife is the complete opposite and she feels it is important to give me every little detail about what goes on when she is in the toilet. I’d much rather be in your situation as it is not pleasant to listen to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Puts our joint bank account details into a royal mail scam. The "you've got a delivery waiting, please pay 1.99 scam"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Puts our joint bank account details into a royal mail scam. 4 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: The "you've got a delivery waiting, please pay 1.99 scam"? Same number? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Same number? Pretty much it. Wasn't thinking earlier and clicked on it. Was away to start popping in details and then realised they were asking card and account details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Pretty much it. Wasn't thinking earlier and clicked on it. Was away to start popping in details and then realised they were asking card and account details. This isn’t a dig at you, but I cannot fathom how anyone under the age of 75 who is even the slightest bit used to basic technology can get caught out by this. Why on earth were you about to put any details into a link received by text?! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Pretty much it. Wasn't thinking earlier and clicked on it. Was away to start popping in details and then realised they were asking card and account details. I get these kind of messages all the time. I've found that genuine company messages either won't let me respond or if you do it sends an automated response back saying they won't receive the message. I usually send some kind of response hoping for a message back from the dickheads. Never seems to happen though sadly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Just now, Honest_Man#1 said: This isn’t a dig at you, but I cannot fathom how anyone under the age of 75 who is even the slightest bit used to basic technology can get caught out by this. Why on earth were you about to put any details into a link received by text?! No idea man, I'm honestly usually exactly the same as you when I hear these stories. Knew I was an absolute idiot as soon as I noticed it. Had a bit of insomnia recently so putting it down to that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 12:13, Jimmy Shaker said: The pace at which herself goes through shit tickets is frightening. ive never really asked but ive always assumed "they" have to use sheets of toilet roll whether they're pishing, shitting or bleeding (...) into the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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